[larval-tear]

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[dogpuppy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[indigosfindings]

when tiger met dragon

[indigosfindings]

crouching harry hidden sally

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real

[versacethotty]

in the most biblical sense, I am beyond repentance. fame hooker, prostitute, wench vomits her mind.

[roseworth]

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

[honted]

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

The word awesome is like slay for bi guys

[fairycosmos]

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[wintercorrybriea2]