Beefus Keefus

I'm the Keef with the beef! Haha!

[beefykeef]

Hi, everyone! My name is Keef! I like animals, exercise, and being positive!! If you ever need to talk, my asks are always open!

[beefykeef]

I̡̟̘̗̳̝̞͓͓ͩ̐̄ͪͦ̂͘͞ have my eyes on you. You had best value what values you.

Heya buddy! I hope you're doing okay, it sounds like you're in a pretty hostile mindset. When I feel like the worlds against me, I try to take a walk or do something outside of my comfort zone. It may not work for you, but its something to try at least!

[beefykeef]

☆ if i may ask without making you uncomfortable, friend,

☆ how long have you been training? what made you want to get so. incredibly in shape?

☆ or was it exercise for its own sake?

Oh man! Hey moth! I'm so happy to see you haha

Oh, I've been training since I was like... 15 years old or so? It was a recommendation from my therapist at the time. When I would get too anxious or start to panic, she advised me to run, or lift, or use a punching bag. I didn't get it at first, but it started to get addicting.

It didn't take too long before I had a pretty strict regimen that exercised all of my body on the regular, not just when I was anxious.

[controlbrainzim]

That's...sweet.

And I suppose, although at the time it wasn't a mistake. I did it knowing the harm it would do of course I regret it now but it should be known that I understood the emotional and physical toll it would have on him. Also. I. Ripped his eyes out of his skull via a fake present.

[beefykeef]

It's just what people deserve, you know?

Well, it may have not been an accident, but you-now regrets what you-then did, and that's what's important! Your growing as a person is totally valid!

Huh. I don't think that's what happened to me though cause I still have eyes. He probably still did... SOMETHING though.

[controlbrainzim]

You're....awfully nice. It's kind of sickening.

And- yes? Of course you still have your eyes. The device I made to pull my Keef's eyes put replaced them with another pair of eyes that would make everything he looks at appear to look like me. I wanted him to leave me alone- I should have been more specific on what exactly I did.

Then again...you are from another timeline so perhaps your Zim did something differently...say...would you mind if I examined your eyes actually? You don't have to answer right away but...I'm curious now.

[beefykeef]

Oh! Sorry, I'll uh. Try to tone it down.

It's- it's robot eyes? It's not hallucinations? It's-

Well, uh. You did what you felt you needed to do at the time. To protect yourself, in a way.

Uh, yeah. I know knelt-Dib offered to have someone look at them, but if you're a Zim and you've already reversed the process once, I'm sure it would save a few people some trouble and money. I just... have no way of traveling dimensions, and I don't know how long I'll be so I don't know if I'll be able to call out of work for so long? I don't know, uh. I need more answers and to... process a little bit.

[controlbrainzim]

Oh- you don't have to. I meant it in a good way- but uh...

Yes, whatever visual hallucinations you have have gotten after receiving the gift was a result of the eyes us Zims have given to all the Keefs... recovery shouldn't take more than a few hours at best and you don't...have to come to me. I could come to you. Anyways, take your time...If you need me just shoot me a message.

[beefykeef]

Oh, you don't need like... a special surgery room or anything? Will I be able to still see afterwards, or will I be properly blind?

Either way, yeah, I'm off work on the weekend next week, if you want to come by? I think I should be fine for visitors...

[controlbrainzim]

Nope, I have everything i'll need in my pak. You will still be able to see, your vision will be perfect. 20/20. If you'd like though, I can make them organic as well so that they age over time like every other human?

And that works, i'll see you then?

[beefykeef]

Oh that's - so cool? Wow, okay!

As long as I can use them like regular eyes, I think it's fine! I'll see you then! Oh uh..

How are you going to get to me?

[controlbrainzim]

That's...sweet.

And I suppose, although at the time it wasn't a mistake. I did it knowing the harm it would do of course I regret it now but it should be known that I understood the emotional and physical toll it would have on him. Also. I. Ripped his eyes out of his skull via a fake present.

[beefykeef]

It's just what people deserve, you know?

Well, it may have not been an accident, but you-now regrets what you-then did, and that's what's important! Your growing as a person is totally valid!

Huh. I don't think that's what happened to me though cause I still have eyes. He probably still did... SOMETHING though.

[controlbrainzim]

You're....awfully nice. It's kind of sickening.

And- yes? Of course you still have your eyes. The device I made to pull my Keef's eyes put replaced them with another pair of eyes that would make everything he looks at appear to look like me. I wanted him to leave me alone- I should have been more specific on what exactly I did.

Then again...you are from another timeline so perhaps your Zim did something differently...say...would you mind if I examined your eyes actually? You don't have to answer right away but...I'm curious now.

[beefykeef]

Oh! Sorry, I'll uh. Try to tone it down.

It's- it's robot eyes? It's not hallucinations? It's-

Well, uh. You did what you felt you needed to do at the time. To protect yourself, in a way.

Uh, yeah. I know knelt-Dib offered to have someone look at them, but if you're a Zim and you've already reversed the process once, I'm sure it would save a few people some trouble and money. I just... have no way of traveling dimensions, and I don't know how long I'll be so I don't know if I'll be able to call out of work for so long? I don't know, uh. I need more answers and to... process a little bit.

[controlbrainzim]

Oh- you don't have to. I meant it in a good way- but uh...

Yes, whatever visual hallucinations you have have gotten after receiving the gift was a result of the eyes us Zims have given to all the Keefs... recovery shouldn't take more than a few hours at best and you don't...have to come to me. I could come to you. Anyways, take your time...If you need me just shoot me a message.

[beefykeef]

Oh, you don't need like... a special surgery room or anything? Will I be able to still see afterwards, or will I be properly blind?

Either way, yeah, I'm off work on the weekend next week, if you want to come by? I think I should be fine for visitors...

[chronicallylav3nd3r]

to all men with “feminine” features:

you’re still a man even if you have wide hips

you’re still a man even if you have a large chest

you’re still a man even if you have narrow shoulders

you’re still a man even if you have a high voice

you’re still a man even if you have small hands

you’re still a man even if you’re short

you’re still a man even if you have long hair

[notabled-noodle]

daily reminder that you are not your thoughts. you are a series of choices, actions, and relationships. you are defined by the things you can control, not by the things you can’t

[literary-connection]

[beefykeef]

Gosh... I keep forgetting that I get really bad carsickness... Urf...

[beefykeef]

Got some Anti nausea medicine but... We'll see how well it works

[beefykeef]

Gosh... I keep forgetting that I get really bad carsickness... Urf...

[ch-aunie]

- Alex Elle

[yenshu-deactivated20240911]

Don't allow others to consume you. If they don't call, go to sleep. If they don't message you, put away your phone & have a good day. If they are distant and refuse to tell you what's wrong, go home and do something fun. You live for yourself first. They are secondary.

[controlbrainzim]

That's...sweet.

And I suppose, although at the time it wasn't a mistake. I did it knowing the harm it would do of course I regret it now but it should be known that I understood the emotional and physical toll it would have on him. Also. I. Ripped his eyes out of his skull via a fake present.

[beefykeef]

It's just what people deserve, you know?

Well, it may have not been an accident, but you-now regrets what you-then did, and that's what's important! Your growing as a person is totally valid!

Huh. I don't think that's what happened to me though cause I still have eyes. He probably still did... SOMETHING though.

[controlbrainzim]

You're....awfully nice. It's kind of sickening.

And- yes? Of course you still have your eyes. The device I made to pull my Keef's eyes put replaced them with another pair of eyes that would make everything he looks at appear to look like me. I wanted him to leave me alone- I should have been more specific on what exactly I did.

Then again...you are from another timeline so perhaps your Zim did something differently...say...would you mind if I examined your eyes actually? You don't have to answer right away but...I'm curious now.

[beefykeef]

Oh! Sorry, I'll uh. Try to tone it down.

It's- it's robot eyes? It's not hallucinations? It's-

Well, uh. You did what you felt you needed to do at the time. To protect yourself, in a way.

Uh, yeah. I know knelt-Dib offered to have someone look at them, but if you're a Zim and you've already reversed the process once, I'm sure it would save a few people some trouble and money. I just... have no way of traveling dimensions, and I don't know how long I'll be so I don't know if I'll be able to call out of work for so long? I don't know, uh. I need more answers and to... process a little bit.

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[tinydinosaurperfection-deactiva]

"I don't care who is doing better than me. I am doing better than I was last year. It's me vs me."

-Unknown

[beefykeef]

Hey keef so how is it with your zim do you fight or are you friendly

I, uh. Just try to avoid him, honestly. I haven't interacted with him since middle school.

[mentalquotes]