Life, Liberty, and The Pursuit of Victory

The Diary of a Teenage Soldier

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

The Diary of a Teenage Soldier!

@beekeeperoflmanberg is a roleplay blog about c!tubbo during early l'manberg run by @tubbo-but-a-lesbian, also known for running @papa-puffy, @drista-chaos-goddess, and @lanusky-order-goddess!!

Taglist

Friends of the Hive - Used for Answering Asks

Band-Aids & Bee Stings - Used for Angst

//Ooc Tags: - All Tags following will be OOC

Ooc Post - Used to Mark an OOC Post

Character Taglist

I See A Dreamer - Dream

You and I Will Always Be Back Then - Tommy

Sacrelige in the Name of Public Good - Wilbur

Way Back When You Weren't Anyone - Eret

We Start With Stars in Our Eyes - Fundy

Tell Me Why I Still Feel Lost / Two Birds of a Feather - Niki

Be Still My Indelible Friend - Ranboo

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

truly incredible. i love tumblr lul.

[phoenixchick]

(there's a muffled squeak as Dog bumps his head into Niki's leg. he's got a letter!)

oh! hi buddy! whatcha got there?

(she kneels to take the letter from the kitten, and is petting his head when she reads the return address.)

where did you get this...?

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

Dearist

Deerist

Deer Niki,

Hello. Welcome to our L'manbe Lmanbu our GREAT COUNTRY!! I know I could just come talk to you. But Tommy says that I should not talk to women becos he deserves a chance at all of them first which i think is a bit bollocks but its fine cos it just means i can send you fun letters like this!!!

Attached to this I have put stickers cos those always calm my nerves. Stick them on your face for free theropy. I am going to be a theropiest one day, aswell as a beekeeper and apparently secretary of state. (Or was it tresury? one of them.)

Ok. That's all I have to tell you but be careful also because Fundy may try to steel your socks.

Sinceraly

Sincerily

Bye! :D

-Tubbo

[phoenixchick]

(Niki’s breath shakes in time with her hands.)

Oh. Wow, this must be... prime, this has to be years old by now. where did you even...?

(she looks down at Dog, who just blinks at her.)

what am i supposed to do now? i obviously can’t respond... even if i could, what would i even say? “hey tubbo, sorry for the late reply, the country you’re writing from is actually a giant hole in the ground now so sorry about that too.”

(she sighs.) thank you, dog. good boy.

[phoenixchick]

(there's a muffled squeak as Dog bumps his head into Niki's leg. he's got a letter!)

oh! hi buddy! whatcha got there?

(she kneels to take the letter from the kitten, and is petting his head when she reads the return address.)

where did you get this...?

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

Dearist

Deerist

Deer Niki,

Hello. Welcome to our L'manbe Lmanbu our GREAT COUNTRY!! I know I could just come talk to you. But Tommy says that I should not talk to women becos he deserves a chance at all of them first which i think is a bit bollocks but its fine cos it just means i can send you fun letters like this!!!

Attached to this I have put stickers cos those always calm my nerves. Stick them on your face for free theropy. I am going to be a theropiest one day, aswell as a beekeeper and apparently secretary of state. (Or was it tresury? one of them.)

Ok. That's all I have to tell you but be careful also because Fundy may try to steel your socks.

Sinceraly

Sincerily

Bye! :D

-Tubbo

[biggestmanindsmp]

Tommy?

I keep having awful dreams. And I know this- this sounds wrong, but I... What if something happens? What if L'manburg is taken astray...?

I believe in us- Really, I do!

I'm just... Pah, it's silly!

Nevermind!

-@beekeeperoflmanberg

what? tubbo, don't worry, your dreams are just- they're just dreams, dude. we'll always have l'manburg. l'manburg will always have us. easy. besides, wilbur wouldn't let anything happen to it, so there's nothin' to worry about

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

yeah! yeah youre probably right. that makes sense lul! :D thanks tommy you always know what to say.

[president-soot]

hey could ranboo (@/pressedflowersandink) live in lmanbu/erg or no because i think he would be a good addition. he is amercian but only a little bit, i think he really does have our spirit. only if he says yes though im not kidnapping him.

-@beekeeperoflmanberg

What-? I, I don't know. I'm not sure about that, remember our laws?

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

yes but he's hardly american.

he's basically one of us! i think prime made a mistake by making him american, i think she meant to make him european and forgot the final switch. that's all! he's not like... all shooty mcgee, he's very thoughtful!

[pressedflowersandink]

Hi Ranboo! I was wondering if you by any chance had spare cocao beans on you? I'm on a quest to dye my hair!

-@beekeeperoflmanberg

not on me currently, sorry :{ maybe at my home? im not sure

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

yknow i dont know if ive ever been to your house? maybe you could take me sometime! :0 i bet its awesome.

[pressedflowersandink]

its not much, just something small to keep everything until I can get more, you know? I'd be happy to show you!

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

hmm, i know its technically against the rules but if you want maybe you can live with me in lmanbeurg! i can talk to wilbur but you dont seem like an Amercian (tm) you seem more like a nice guy anyway so i personally wouldnt mind as secretary of state. just so that way your house doesnt hafta be temporary and you can have a nice place to live!

unless you already live here in whichcase nvm but you should move closer to me lul

[pressedflowersandink]

Hi Ranboo! I was wondering if you by any chance had spare cocao beans on you? I'm on a quest to dye my hair!

-@beekeeperoflmanberg

not on me currently, sorry :{ maybe at my home? im not sure

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

yknow i dont know if ive ever been to your house? maybe you could take me sometime! :0 i bet its awesome.

[maskeddaydreams]

hello dream!! are you busy today? you promised me that chess game awhile ago, i figured you could maybe teach me the basics today?

-@beekeeperoflmanberg

ahh yeah. which piece would you like to learn about first?

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

Hmmm, okay! What's this?

(He sits down and pulls out a bunch of pieces from his pocket that he stole from Wilbur's game back in L'manburg- and he lays them on the ground. They are mixed, pieces from both sides of the board.)

(He holds up the king piece first, for Dream to see.)

[maskeddaydreams]

that's the king. he can barely really move around the board, but--but he's the most important one. if your king gets killed, then you're dead. game over.

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

Hm. Okay!

(Tubbo lifts up a bishop.)

These guys look like it'd be friendly. What's it do?

(He lifts a queen.)

This one, too!

[maskeddaydreams]

hello dream!! are you busy today? you promised me that chess game awhile ago, i figured you could maybe teach me the basics today?

-@beekeeperoflmanberg

ahh yeah. which piece would you like to learn about first?

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

Hmmm, okay! What's this?

(He sits down and pulls out a bunch of pieces from his pocket that he stole from Wilbur's game back in L'manburg- and he lays them on the ground. They are mixed, pieces from both sides of the board.)

(He holds up the king piece first, for Dream to see.)

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

alright bois today im gonna do something. idk what but something!

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

Are you doing alright ? Could the dreams be possibly connected in some way ? Perhaps it would help if you told us ?

I dunno, I keep seeing these people who say they're from the future, and they'll say these outlandish things! and I feel like surely they're lying. I mean- Technoblade? The guy with world records? Why would he bother coming here?

It's all crazy stuff, probably just my brain making up what ifs...

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

i had the worst dream last night bois

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

it keeps happening.

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

ive decided to become a theropiest ^^ hope this helps

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

okay bois gunna build an apiary today!!

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

hi tubbo! :}

-@pressedflowersandink

hi ranboo!! how are you big man?

[pressedflowersandink]

I'm good! how are you?

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

I'm alright! Building a bonfire right now, wanna come and hang out while i do? It's cuz i tried to make marshmallows out of cow bones and flour and honey and i think i kinda did it but I'd like to have another test runner if you will! So we can roast them and eat them maybe!! :D

[beekeeperoflmanberg]

hi tubbo! :}

-@pressedflowersandink

hi ranboo!! how are you big man?