Beelerzebub @beelerzebub - Tumblr Blog

The idea of a picture of Ortus hastily taped over a picture of Gideon hastily taped over a picture of Original Flavor Gideon appeared in my mind fully formed

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NO*Loza’s Lovely Sorpresa [Pedigree]

🐱 Norwegian Forest Cat

📸 Sofia Leonsen [NO*Loza’s]

🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell with White

hugsohugs

compilation of some of my favorite tags on this post

kittybroker

saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

peachfromcmbyn

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

kholdseid

n0kiwiz

andlatitude

network-rail

apparently making fun of 9/11 is all I need to become popular on tumblr

network-rail

Help we got our HSTs mixed up

drderivative-deactivated2020012

Twin Peaks 2017 continuity error

In Part 2, Shelly says that James has “always been cool.” This contradicts both Twin Peaks and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me in which James was not cool.