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Me: *starts writing some smut for Mammon, a floof piece for Luci, still deciding on if I want the Beel piece to be smut or floof*

The Universe: Hey how about you finally get called back to go to work AND move to a new place THIS WEEK.

Me: Oh.... k 😬

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I am caught up on the new chapters (on normal mode) and I will say only one thing. I now have MANY ideas and that’s just rude because I only have two hands for typing and other ideas to do first.

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A Private Meeting with Asmo

NSFW

GN/M

Word Count: 1,796

Note: I have no good reason for why this took so long other than my brain is as empty as the House of Lamentations’ fridge after Beel’s midnight snack run. Enjoy~

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MC was taking a break from their homework and lounging on their bed when their D.D.D. pinged.

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Lucifer: MC, I need you to go pull Asmo out of his room.

MC: What, why?

Lucifer: We have an important council meeting soon and he’s locked himself away. I must prepare for it or I’d handle the situation myself.

Lucifer: I trust you can take care of this?

MC: Of course I can. But what’s in it for me?

Lucifer: You’re worse than Mammon.

MC: 💜

Lucifer: Fine, I’ll owe you one. Now go get Asmo.

MC: Yessir!

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MC got up and made their way to Asmo’s room. They knocked on the door and called out.

“Asmooo”

Silence.

MC knocked once more.

“Hellooo, Asmo?”

Once again receiving no response, MC let themselves inside. They looked around but Asmo was nowhere to be seen. After searching for a bit, MC came to the only logical conclusion.

“Bathroom” they asserted to themself.

They approach the door and knock gently.

“Asmo, are you in there?” they ask in a singsong voice.

“Leave me alone!” he cried out

‘Bingo’ MC smirked.

“Asmo, what’s wrong?”

“The realms are full of fools and I’m stuck living with them!” he whined.

MC, over the drama barged into the bathroom only to be met with complete darkness, not a light turned on or candle lit, the only source was from what trickled through the open door.

“Um... Asmo darling... why are you in your bathroom... in the dark?” MC questioned.

“I am kind of going THROUGH SOMETHING right now MC!”

Stumbling around in the dark MC began searching for Asmo in the dark.

“Well, if you would tell me what’s wrong, maybe I can help you feel bette-OW!!!” MC hit their foot against something.

“If I wasn’t oh so upset I’d tell you how adorable you look fumbling around like that.” Asmo hummed playfully.

MC clutched their foot and looked around the dark room for any sign of Asmo.

“Well, if I could see you, I would tell you how fantastic you look in your RAD uniform.” They said trying to appeal to the narcissists nature.

Asmo giggled as he snaked his hands around MC’s waist and dropped himself against their back. MC dropped their foot and squeaked in surprise.

“You’re so cute when you’re complimenting me” He mused into MC’s ear.

“Well, I’ll make you a deal,” MC leaned back and placed their hands on Asmo’s arms, swaying against his hug, “Get ready and go to the meeting you’re supposed to be at soon and, when you get back I’ll give you more!”

Asmo pressed his body weight against MC and tucked his forehead into their shoulder.

“I can’t possibly go to some boring council meeting with how miserable I was just moments ago! Feelings linger you know!” He groaned.

“And would make you feel well enough to go to the meeting then Asmo?” MC smirked, both charmed and annoyed by the theatrics.

Asmo wiggled his shoulders against MC as he positioned his lips against MC’s neck.

“I can think of a few fun things that would cheer me right up!” He said kissing at MC’s soft skin.

MC turned to face Asmo not leaving his embrace. Their eyes began adjusting thanks do the dim light from the open door but it was still hard for them to see the suggestive expression on Asmo’s face as he pressed his forehead to theirs and slid his hands down the small of their back. MC followed his lead and wrapped their arms around his neck.

“We don’t exactly have time for much given that meeting starts pretty soon.” MC said leaning in close to Asmo’s face.

Closing the small gap Asmo planted a soft playful kiss against MC’s lips which they returned with just as much energy.

“Oh, MC,” Asmo giggled between kisses, “you know,” he coasted his hands further down, firmly grasping MC’s rear and pulling them close, “I don’t need a lot of time to have you screaming for me.”

MC shuddered into Asmo’s embrace and interlaced their fingers into his hair, parting their lips hoping that Asmo would follow. True to form, not only did he follow MC’s lead, the avatar of lusts’ tongue danced playfully into MC’s welcoming mouth.

“Ok, how about a new deal,” MC tugged at Asmo’s hair lightly, pulling him back to take a breath, “We can do whatever you’ve got cooked up in that wonderful brain of yours,”

Asmo excitedly leaned in to continue their passionate kiss. However MC with one hand still woven into his hair, pulled the other hand from around his neck to press their finger against his lips stopping him

“But. You cannot be late to your meeting.” Asmo pouted against MC’s finger at their declaration. “If you can make it to your meeting on time though, we can pick up right where we leave off when you get back.” MC smirked playfully. “And if you’re early, I may even throw in a surprise for you.” They winked.

If Asmo was still an angel he could have illuminated the entire room with how much he was beaming. He picked MC up by their thighs without hesitation. MC locked their legs around his waist and coiled their arms around his shoulders giggling at the demons enthusiasm.

Asmo carried MC over to a chaise lounge. He laid MC down on their back and hovered over them enjoying his view.

“You’re so cute all flustered under me” he cooed.

“It’s a shame it’s so dark, I can’t see you well Asmo. How about some mood lighting?”

“Oh MC! As much as I hate to deprive you of seeing me,” Asmo brushed his lips against MC’s ear “Sometimes it’s more exciting if you just feel me.” He whispered as he bit lightly at their lobe.

MC shivered at his words as Asmo’s trailed a hand down to their heated core. They knew he was right, his touch burned hotter than usual and not being able to see where he was going next just made every move of Asmo’s more exciting.

Asmo’s expert hand rubbed at MC’s clothed sex while the other gently pushed up their shirt exposing their lower stomach to be assaulted with energetic kisses and love bites from the demon above them.

MC reached behind their head with one hand to hold onto the lounge to keep themself steady. They let out a breathy sigh and pushed their hips up begging Asmo for more friction against their aching heat.

Asmo trailed his hand into MC’s pants. MC’s breath hitched as the skin to skin contact sent a shock through their body. Asmo giggled against MC at their reaction.

“Asmo, as,” MC gasped as he gave them a soft bite on their hip, “As, enthralling as this is, if you keep this pace you’ll be late.”

“MC, who do you think you’re talking to? I know you’re just enthusiastic for the next part!” He mused.

He quickly removed MC’s pants and underwear, exposing their warm arousal to the cool air of the room and causing MC to shiver slightly with anticipation. Asmo propped one leg up onto the back of the lounge and pushed the other off the side and reveled in the view of MC’s heated desire.

His warm tongue soon met MC’s wanting sex and they couldn’t help but moan out in pleasure. Asmo made sure that one hand took care of anywhere his mouth wasn’t and with the other he firmly massaged MC’s butt.

“You taste phenomenal,” he moaned “and your butt is just so cute!” he said as he playfully slapped it.

They began slowing grinding their hips against Asmo’s face. MC bit their free hand to stifle moans as they felt themself getting closer to their high. Asmo stopped and held MC’s hips in place as he leered up at them.

“Just what do you think you’re doing?”

MC looked down at him. Asmo was unblinking and in the darkness MC could see his eyes were faintly glowing a soft pink.

“You’re not supposed to be hiding your beautiful sounds from me MC.”

Though though they both knew his demonic charm didn’t work on MC, in the heat of the moment it was easy for Asmo to forget. MC did want him to continue though, so they took their hand from their mouth and combed their fingers through the demons silky hair. Asmo leaned in to MC’s touch, making it easier for MC to get a good grip on the demon and guide him back down to their needy core. Asmo giggled and happily continued where he left off pleasuring MC with his mouth and hands while MC let out soft moans every time he hit a sweet spot.

MC’s breath quickened and they began to moan uncontrollably as their climax approached. They began thrusting up into Asmo’s face as they chased their release. Asmo moved one hand to MC’s lower back to help support their motions.

With legs tensed and back arched MC screamed out Asmo’s name as their orgasm hit them hard. Asmo massaged MC’s thighs and devoured their essence as they slowly relaxed and came down from their peak.

Once settled, Asmo put MC’s underwear back on them. He got up and gave them a kiss on the forehead.

MC hadn’t realized it with the lights off but at some point they had shut their eyes during their intense release. They heard the bath water turn on and felt a blanket cover them soon after.

“I’m about to turn the lights on, keep your eyes closed for a moment.” He said softly.

MC could feel the light hit their face. They waited for their eyes to adjust a bit while closed and slowly opened them to see Asmo in the doorway to his bedroom.

“How are you ready to go so soon?!” MC exclaimed.

“Your the one who said I’ll get a surprise when I get back if I’m early to the meeting!” He said with a wink, “I put a new relaxation bath bomb next to the tub, it’s amazing! You enjoy!”

And with that Asmo was gone. MC couldn’t help but let out a light laugh at the seemingly boundless energy that he had.

—-

Once the large tub was filled MC happily undressed and soaked peacefully in the warm water letting the bath bomb work it’s magic.

Not long after MC’s bath started, they got a ping on their D.D.D.

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Lucifer: I knew I could count on you, but sometimes you still surprise me. Asmo is not just on time, he is 10 minutes early.

MC: just don’t forget you owe your favorite human one. 😁

Lucifer: Of course.

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MC smirked to themself.

“I suppose I need to come up with a very good surprise for Asmo.” They mused.

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For those who also forget to eat sometimes

-Text with Satan-

Satan: MC, Did you eat lunch today? I heard you missed it yesterday. How in the world did you manage that?

MC: Seriously? You of all people can’t judge! You get into books or your dramas and skip meals all the time!!!

Satan: That may be true, but regardless I’m a demon, it doesn’t bother me to skip a meal here or there. YOU are human and missing meals will make you sick.

MC: It was ONE meal give me a break! 😑

Satan: One meal this week, last week you missed two, the week before you missed one...

MC: Levi misses meals too!!!

Satan: Again, demon 😈

MC: Whatever MOM 😆.

Satan: You still haven’t answered my question. Did you eat yet?

MC:..... no

Satan: MC!

MC: It’s so much work at this point now. And Beel probably ate everything already.

Satan: 👿

MC: Ugh!! Fine hang on.

MC: Hey guess what?

Satan: You’re eating something like you should be?

MC: SRIRACHA EGGS!!!!!

Satan: You’re... you’re going to eat more than that right?

MC: IT’S FINE I’M GONNA EAT FOUR OF ‘EM!!

Satan: Just, wait there I’ll come make something for you.

MC: NOPE! I’m excited about this now!

Satan: Please eat more than eggs...

Satan: MC?

Satan: 😶

Satan: I’m coming down.

MC: I’ll make ya sriracha eggs!!!

- End -

Side note, it is 100% A-OK to just eat eggs if that’s all you feel like eating/cooking, definitely did that just now 😬.

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Rainy Day Cuddles (Belphegor Floof)

AN: Inspired by Belphies new UR+ Shelter From the Rain. I read the Devilgram, and my brain said “What if THIS happened!” and here we have floof. Enjoy~

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The soft tapping of rain against glass reverberated throughout the planetarium.

MC had come to check on Belphie knowing that he had gotten stuck out in the storm earlier only to be caught up under Belphie’s pile of blankets with him.

Belphegor had insisted that he needed MC to  make him feel better after his trialing ordeal. MC knew of course that was an excuse to cuddle but they didn’t mind.

Once nice and cozy on the sofa with MC beneath him, Belphie used their chest as his own personal pillow and wrapped his arms tightly around their torso making sure escape would be impossible.

Of course MC had no intention of leaving anytime soon, peaceful moments like this were few and far between in the house of lamentation and they wanted to soak it in with the rain. With one hand MC gently ran their fingers through the demon’s black and white hair while tracing delicate shapes on his back with the other.

Belphie let out a soft hum and nuzzled against MC. He was soon fast asleep.

MC leaned in and brushed their lips softly against his head to give him a light kiss on his forehead. They breathed in the fresh scent of Belphie’s shampoo.

“He must have just showered be fore coming up here.” MC mused to themself.

With Belphie’s gentle breathing against their body, and the rain singing the most peaceful lullaby against the windows, relaxation showered over MC and they were soon to follow Belphie’s lead into dreamland.

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So, bad news, I’m a failure and still haven’t finished my Asmo fic cause I’m,

A piece of garbage

The good news! Is instead I made some Belphie floof inspired by his UR+ because my adhd brain went if you’re gonna be garbage,

Be the Queen of Garbage 👑

I will be posting it tomorrow!

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The real demons here are the devs for releasing that rainy day Beel card. I need to finish my Asmo fic damnit!!!

Stop giving me ideas for other things so fast!! 😫😏

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~The Cards Speak to Me~

And by that I mean I’ve done another Card Assessment!

This one is for @dru-the-agender-god who’s current lineup of UR and SSR cards consists of 5 Sloth, 4 Pride, 3 Wrath, 5 Envy, 4 Lust, 4 Gluttony, and 4 Greed.

From your lineup, the cards are telling me that you are 100% ready for a nap at any given time on any comfy surface and envy the warmth from your bed whenever you are forced to leave it.

Or in other words, Belphie on a good day 😴.

Send to me your card lineup friends and I shall assess them for you! 💜 

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Am I writing a GN!MC short fic (well, hopefully it’s short this time) with Asmo, Yes.

Did I start writing it, get stuck, and write the Levi fic I already posted instead, also yes.

I feel like this is the writers equivalent of going grocery shopping when you’re hungry. “I’m just here for eggs” then you’re in the store for an hour and buy way more than you need cause everything looks tasty and when you finally get home you realize you forgot the eggs.

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Training Day With Levi

NSFW Fic inspired by this lovely card.

M/M

Hello judges, today I have prepared for you a double layer smut cake featuring a bottom layer submissive Levi cake and a layer of service top and light dom MC marble cake with light plot frosting.I’ve topped it off with candied body worship a fine drizzle of mutual pining and the lightest powder of bondage. Enjoy~

Word Count: 3,650

Note: I may write a Female MC version of this, it’s just when the idea struck me my brain said “They be Male MC!”.

After hearing about various human sporting festivals, Diavolo insisted that RAD hold one. For most of the boys in the House of Lamentation it didn’t take much convincing. Beelzebub was more than happy for the chance to get extra workouts in, Levi on the other hand was the the least enthused of the bunch. There were no aquatic sports, it was a hot summer in Devildom, and to top it off he would miss three major idol live-streams due to the event.

“Most unhappy about this, I am.” Levi crossed his arms and pouted looking at the obstacle course he was assigned to run. “How am I supposed to do this? I’m just a shut in otaku, this looks more like Beel’s thing!”

“Beel signed up for three events and maxed himself out” MC glanced over at Levi’s dejected face. He pat Levi’s shoulder.

“Don’t worry! I can help you practice!”

“You’ve done this sort of thing before MC?”

“Err, well.. no.. but I’ve done other sports! And it’s an obstacle course! Trust me we got this!” MC gave Levi a confident smile. Levi’s expression however did not change.

“C’mon it’ll be fun! And we’ll both be in sports uniforms, it’ll be like cosplay!”

Levi hid his eyes behind his fringe but MC could still see his face light up a little at the idea.

‘He’s so cute’ MC smiled to himself.

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An hour passed and Levi had clumsily gone through the course twice now. MC has been finding it difficult to focus on encouraging Levi. He knew Levi would have fun with the uniforms but what he didn’t count on was his own wandering eyes.

‘Shorts and a sports jersey shouldn’t have this much power’ he thought. ‘Then again, Levi’s usually covered up, I barely get to see much of his skin let alone when he’s flexing’

Levi came sulking up to MC breaking him from his thoughts.

“That last time was way better! You got hung up way less than last time” MC tried to encourage his favorite otaku.

“Oh yeah? And how much faster was I that time?” Levi glared at MC calling his bluff.

“Uhh, ummm. What’s important is you improved! Take a water break, try again, and I bet you’ll do great!” MC gave a double thumbs up.

“Again??” Levi whined, “MC, your worse than Beel! I can’t do this again today!” Levi hung his head defeated.

“Hmmm,” MC thought for a moment, “Just one more run, and I’ll play games with you later, any game you want!”

Levi peered up at MC through his sweat misted fringe.

“And for as long as I want?” He asked

Not being able to resist, MC ruffled Levi’s already messy hair.

“As long as you want! Granted I can physically stay up that long!” MC laughed “now go get a drink and come back ready to give it your all this next time!”

“Right!” Levi perks his head up with new motivation and jogs over to a nearby bench where his water bottle was.

After a quick drink Levi is ready to go again. He takes his mark and with the determined face of an anime protagonist ready to take down a villain he waits for MC’s cue.

“Ready?” MC paused “GO!”

Levi takes off through the course, swinging across ropes, and jumping over obstacles it was as if he really was pretending to be in one of his favorite anime’s.

“Yeah Levi you’re doing great!” MC shouted encouragement.

Levi continued on stumbling here and there and finally made it halfway through to the cargo net and began his climb. He was almost to the top when suddenly the net shook loose from its holdings sending Levi crashing down. MC rushed over to check on him.

MC had to stifle his laughter at the scene before him, Levi was face down on the ground tangled up in the net with his butt raised in the air like a classic anime trope.

“Levi, you ok?” He asked sincerely concerned but doing his best not to laugh through his teeth.

“Made for this, I was not” Levi whined.

MC sighed and kneeled next to Levi. He placed his hand on Levi’s shoulder and nudged him slightly so that he could see his tear pricked face.

“It wasn’t that bad, you actually did really well that time.”

“You mean it?”

“Of course! You were like a true ninja!” MC stood up and playfully smacked Levi’s raised butt.

Taken by surprise Levi let out a bedroom worthy mewl and immediately hid his reddening face in the dirt.

MC stood stunned by the delicious sound his face slightly flushed as well. But after taking in the sight of the demon tangled in the ropes MC’s eyes soon darkened with lust and on his face a smirk that Asmo would be proud of.

‘No, bad MC! We are in public! And also you gotta help Levi!’ He shook the arousing thoughts from his head.

“Let’s get you untangled and we can call it a day.” MC stated while he untangledLevi’s legs.

Levi simply nodded too embarrassed to try to speak.

Freeing Levi’s legs MC moved on to his torso, however it proved to be much more of a challenge.

“We may actually need to go find something to cut this with, you’re in there pretty good.”

Levi grumbled something into the ground. MC helped him sit up.

“What was that?”

“Nothing.” Levi pouted.

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They found themselves in the equipment storage building as it was the closest one to the festival area.

“You really think we’ll find something to cut this with in here?” Levi asked skeptically.

“I’m sure there’s an office somewhere and where there is an office there’s office supplies!” MC asserted

“This is so not fair...” Levi mumbled

“What was that?”

“Nothing...”

MC looked questioningly at Levi.

“Well... I’m going to go look around. You hang out here, I’ll be right back!”

“Yeah ok.” Levi sighed.

MC ran off to look for tools to untangle Levi while Levi was left in the storeroom alone unable to fully move his arms.

Levi kicked around the room in a huff.

“It’s just not fair...” he complained, “I was supposed to do really good, and impress MC, and then we’d hang out all night just like that time in TSL when, WHAH!” Levi tripped and fell forward landing on a large stack of sporting mats.

He rolled himself onto his back and glared up at the ceiling. He kicked his legs out but realized that his feet could no longer touch the ground. He yelled out in frustration.

MC quickly rounded a corner after Levi’s yell.

“Are you ok?” He sees Levi stuck on the mats and lets out a soft chuckle while making his way to the u happy demon, “what happened here?”

“This is just all wrong!!” He shouted.

MC leaned against the mats next to him and propped his head against his hand.

“What do you mean? I found some scissors, we are right on track!” MC said with a smile trying to cheer him up.

“No!! Ugh! It’s just not fair!!”

“Levi you’re going to have to be more clear. What’s not fair?”

“Today! This whole situation!” Levi’s eyes became glossy. “I wanted to do well since we were cosplaying! And then you said I was doing good so I wanted to keep doing good! And now we are supposed to be playing games together but we’re NOT!! It’s not fair!” Levi shut his eyes tight.

MC pushed himself further onto the mats and held himself over Levi with his hands on both sides of him.

“Leviathan...” MC’s voice was deep. Levi’s eyes shot open, his heart pounding at the sudden closeness of his human. “If you wanted me to play with you so badly,” MC gazed into Levi’s orange pools hidden beneath his fringe, unblinking and leaned in close, their noses nearly touching, “all you had to do was ask.”

“T-this is just like a dating sim” Levi’s flushed face was transfixed on MC.

“Well, tell me,” MC brushed the hair from Levi’s eyes, “what would I do next in your dating sim, hmm?” MC leaned in so that their lips where a breath apart.

“You... would..” Levi stammered as his face grew a deep shade of red under MC’s gaze, “you would kiss me.”

No sooner did Levi finish saying it than MC pressed his lips hungrily against Levi’s. MC ran his hands along Levi’s arms firmly, eliciting a soft hum from the demon. MC brushed his tongue across his lips begging for entry and Levi obliged.

Their tongues danced together in a brisk harmony. MC pulled away to take a breath and pressed his chest against Levi’s before meeting the demon in another needy kiss.

MC could feel Levi’s breathing quicken beneath him. He trailed one hand down Levi’s side and onto his stomach, pressing down a little harder any time he passed over a rope from the net, each time causing Levi to moan into his welcoming mouth. MC slid his hand further down between Levi’s legs and palmed his hardening length over his shorts. Levi gasped and instinctively clenched his legs over MC’s firm hand.

MC trailed kisses and love bites along Levi’s jaw until he found a sweet spot behind his ear causing Levi’s breath to hitch.

Trying his best to gain traction with his feet pressed against the sides of the mats, Levi bit his lip and began rutting against MC’s skilled hand.

“Don’t worry,” MC whispered darkly into his ear, “I’ll be down there to take care of you in just a minute” he promised.

MC playfully bit Levi’s earlobe and kissed his way to Levi’s collar bone, moving the ropes and his jersey out of the way as best he could without removing them completely.

Levi let out a breathy sigh and relaxed his legs for a moment, enjoying MC’s ministrations.

His eyes shot open in realization

“M-mc” Levi struggled against the ropes. “H-hang on, wait!” He yelped.

MC ceased pleasing Levi and pulled his hand away from his hard member causing Levi to whine at the loss of friction. He quickly shook away the thought. MC looked down at the demon below him, surprised that he would ask to stop when they were both as excited as they were.

“I’m still kinda sweaty MC,” Levi turned his face away. “I probably kind of stink too, do... do you want to do this later when I’m not so yucky...” if his hands were free they would be covering his face like they always do.

“Levi” MC laughed softly, “I’ve been waiting all day for this,” he slid off the mats and positioned himself between Levi’s legs. “All day for you,” he gently raised one of Levi’s legs over his shoulder.

Levi could only watch mouth agape and face red with desire. One of MC’s hands caressed his inner thigh and pushed Levi’s shorts down exposing more of his skin while the other stroked the outside of his leg all the way down until he was firmly cupping Levi’s butt. MC pressed his lips to Levi’s inner thigh and looked up at the demon in his grasp with eyes full of lust.

“Please don’t make me wait anymore.”

The hot breath against Levi’s soft skin was almost enough to make him cum right then.

“P-please..” Levi breathed out.

“Please what Levi.” MC nipped at Levi’s inner thigh to tease him.

“P-please keep going.”

MC hummed against Levi’s thigh and kissed his down his thigh leaving a trail of love bites. As MC got closer to Levi’s wanting cock his breath quickened in anticipation. MC moved his hand that was on Levi’s inner thigh to his other leg to give it some much needed attention. MC nearly reached the apex of his thigh when he bit down on Levi’s soft flesh, not hard enough to break the skin, but hard enough to draw out the most delicious moan from Levi that MC had heard.

“Wh-why did you stop?” Levi struggled to breath out.

“Well” MC let go of Levi’s thigh and chuckled darkly, “you said keep going but you didn’t exactly say where or what you wanted me to do.” He looked at Levi with a devilish smirk.

“You’re worse that a demon!” Levi whined and struggled with the ropes slightly.

“Aww Levi,” MC places both of his hands on Levi’s hips and buried his thumbs under the elastic of Levi’s shorts. “I’m just trying to get your happy ending after all.”

Levi bit his lip trying to hold back his whimper. MC gently massaged Levi’s hips and lower stomach teasing ever so close to where Levi wanted him to touch the most.

“MC” Levi moaned and tried to raise his hips as much as he could to bring his aching cock closer to MC’s working hands.

MC cocked a mischievous eyebrow at the wanting demon and pulled one hand away. Levi whined at the loss. MC used his now free hand to caress Levi’s knee still on his shoulder while he leaned up and brushed his lips lightly against it. He gave Levi a wicked smirk. Levi closed his eyes tight and threw his head back.

“Please MC! Do whatever you want just make me cum please!” Levi finally begged.

MC hummed in a dark victory and wasted no time removing Levi’s shorts and boxers completely. Levi gasped as his body shuttered at the cool air.

Leaning down MC placed Levi’s leg on his shoulder again and began stroking Levi’s rock solid length.

“Levi you should have told me sooner, you’re drenched.”

MC’s hand was soaked with the precum that coated Levi’s cock.

“I-it’s your fault” Levi could barely breath out overwhelmed by the friction he was finally receiving.

MC licked from the base to the head of Levi’s wet length and wrapped his lips around it. He sucked off Levi’s head while pumping him with one hand and squeezing his leg tightly with the other. Levi bit his lip trying to stifle his mewls.

Taking that as a challenge MC pulled Levi’s full length into his mouth and down his throat sliding his tongue along the underside.

Levi moaned loudly and the sudden warmth of MC’s mouth. He pushed against the ropes binding his arms wanting to take hold of MC’s hair, or grip onto something, anything, but the more he struggled the tighter the net seemed to bind him. The best he could do was white knuckle the rope itself.

MC hollowed his cheek and began bobbing his head up and down while he inserted a finger into Levi’s unsuspecting hole.

His breath hitched as Levi unconsciously clenched around MC’s finger and pressed his heel against MC’s back.

Raising off of Levi’s cock to take a breath, MC used the hand that was holding Levi’s leg to gently massage his stomach.

Levi relaxed and loosened enough that MC could move his finger.

MC took in Levi’s length once more and drew small circles on the walls of his tight hole searching for that sweet spot.

Losing control of his volume, Levi began trying to rut into MC’s mouth with what little traction he could manage with his free foot against the stack of mats. All while moaning and calling MC’s name, begging for release.

Knowing he wouldn’t last much longer, MC took Levi’s cock deep into is throat and let out a soft growl against it.

The vibration sent a shock through Levi’s body causing him to cum uncontrollably, painting MC’s throat and mouth with his seed.

Swallowing Levi’s essence, MC brought him down from his high by slowly sliding his length from his warm mouth and stroked its softly with his free hand. Levi’s breathing settled and his body relaxed. MC took Levi’s blissed state as an opportunity to insert another finger into his now fully relaxed hole.

The sudden intrusion coxed a mewl from Levi.

“M-mc” Levi gazes down at him mouth open with longing.

MC smirked and moved Levi’s leg from his shoulder to rest on his hip and made his way to appease the needy demon. He ran his fingers through Levi’s hair and gripped tight with his free hand while thoroughly stretching his walls with the other and leaned in to kiss him.

Tongues and teeth danced together, hungry for one another other. Levi could taste himself on MC but he couldn’t care, he could feel MC’s clothed erection pressed against him and he wanted it.

“Will you cut me free now?” Levi asked as MC broke the kiss for air.

“Hmmm” MC thought about it while letting his hand dance across the ropes.

MC inserted a third finger into Levi making his breath hitch, his back arch, and causing him to push his arms against the net again.

“It’s not fair...” Levi turned his face away “you get to touch me...” he whined.

“Levi,” MC leaned in to kiss Levi’s neck and smirked against his skin, “If you want to touch me so bad,”He let go of Levi’s hair and pulled the scissors from his back pocket, dangling them in front of Levi’s face, “you need to be clear.” He said tauntingly.

Levi let out a labored huff in protest his face flushed.

“I-I’m not gonna fall for your n-normie tactics.” He managed to gasp out.

“Is that so?” MC chuckled low into Levi’s ear as he curled his fingers slightly in Levi’s hole coaxing a lewd mewl from him.

“Yes, I want to touch you too! Let me touch you!” Levi begged practically drooling while he struggled against the ropes.

MC let out a soft victory laugh and carefully cut Levi free from the net.

As soon as his arms were free Levi wrapped them around MC’s torso and pulled himself against his chest burying his face in the crook of MC’s neck.

MC devoured Levi’s neck and tossed the scissors away. With Levi now loose and desperate, MC removed his fingers from Levi.

Levi whined at the loss and held himself tighter to MC.

Pushing his gym shorts and boxers down, MC finally released his own cock. He slid his stiff member between Levi’s cheeks driving the otaku rut against his stomach.

“MC!” Levi mewled.

MC pushed Levi back down onto the mat and placed a hand gently on his face to make sure he would look at him. He stared into Levi’s lidded eyes.

“Tell me what I want to hear Levi” he commanded looking down at the demon and teasing him by positioning himself at Levi’s entrance but refusing to move further.

“Fuck me!” Levi finally broke, “I want you inside me!” He begged, face flush, “I want you to fuck me MC!” He yelled in frustration.

MC bit his lip and steadily pushed his full length into Levi’s tight but welcoming hole. Finally feeling some friction MC’s breath started to hasten, but he didn’t begin his thrusts just yet. He was enjoying the sight of Levi taking him in.

Levi’s eyes widened and rolled back in pleasure. His mouth went slack as all he could do was moan.

Steadying himself with his hands on Levi’s hips, MC pulled out slowly and snapped his hips forward in one quick thrust back into Levi.

Levi threw his head back with a choked moan and gripped tightly to the mat. Slowly out, then snapping forward, once, twice more. Levi’s head was spinning.

“MC” Levi breathed out heavily. “F-faster MC,” he reached his hands out to MC, “M-more!”

MC pulled Levi close. Levi wrapped his arms around MC’s neck and tried to burry his face into MC’s shoulder. MC gripped the back of Levi’s hair pulling him back to look him in the eyes and held on firmly to his shoulder.

“I want to see your face when I make you come undone.” He said as he began thrusting into Levi.

The sounds of skin slapping agains skin and their intermingled heavy breathing filled the room.

MC grunted nearing his limit as he pushed deeper into Levi.

Levi teared up and cried out in pleasure as MC hit his sweet spot.

“In-inside... cum...MC!” He moaned and gripped MC’s shirt tightly.

Keeping one hand firmly woven in Levi’s hair MC reached down and started pumping Levi’s cock. His own thrusting became erratic as his breathing hastened.

MC’s breath hitched and body shuttered as he finally reached his climax and released inside Levi. He thrust slowly bringing himself down from his high while continuing to stroke Levi’s length.

Levi let out one last moan as he came for a second time. MC held himself still against Levi leaving his dick sheathed inside of him, savoring the blissed out face of the demon of envy.

Pressing his forehead to Levi’s, MC loosened his grip on Levi’s soft purple hair and pet him softly.

As Levi’s breathing started to relax MC finally pulled himself out of Levi coaxing one last shutter from the tired otaku. He gave Levi a soft kiss on the lips and laid him back down on the mat gently. He pulled his pants back up and reclothed Levi.

MC climbed onto the mats next to Levi and pulled him up so that Levi’s head was laying on his chest. Levi unconsciously snuggled against MC.

“We’re still gonna play games in my room, right?” Levi mumbled softly against MC’s chest.

“Of course,” MC chuckled and rubbed Levi’s back and held him close. “We’ll wait here till you get some energy back, then we can go back to your room and play whatever you want,” MC kissed the top of his head and whispered “we can even do more of this if you tell me to.”

Levi’s breath hitched and he buried his face into MC’s chest to hide his reddening face.

‘This dating sim may have a very fun part two’ MC smirked at the thought.

[beelzrefrigerator]

I just wanted to write a little fic, a short nsfw sweet tart inspired by the Levi’s Battle Between Demons UR to get the blog moving. Somehow it’s turned into a fuckin 3,000-ish word cake and,

It’s not even done

Why am I like this 🙃

[beelzrefrigerator]

A Song for Belphegor

(Ch 16 spoilers)

-- Texting Belphegor --

MC: Belphie!

MC: Belphie?

MC: Belphie Belphie Belphie Belphie Belphie!

MC: BELPHEGOR WAKE UP!!!

Belphie: Whaaat?

MC: I am going to serenade you.

Belphie: You woke me up with all that buzzing…. for that?

MC: Yes it’s important!

Belphie: You’re ridiculous, I’m going back to sleep.😡

MC: Fine, fine, whatever… I’m not even angry…

Belphie: Well… good…

MC: I’m being so sincere right now…

Belphie: …MC

MC: Even though you broke my heart.

Belphie: If it’s that important to you fine!

MC: AND KILLED ME!!!!

Belphie: That was a long time ago! I thought you forgave me!! 😰

MC: 🎶And tore me to pieces!!🎶

Belphie: I never did that!!!

MC: 🎶and threw every piece into a FIRE!!!🎶

Belphie: I never did any of that!! Wait is this the song??

MC: 🎶As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!!💜🎶

Belphie: Is this from one of your stupid human games? I’m getting Levi to block all the wifi to your room!!!😡

MC: Awww don’t pout I’m just playing 😇

Belphie: 👿

MC: I’ll bring you a fluffy new pillow?

Belphie: Only if you try it with me!

MC: 💜Deal!💜

-- End --

[beelzrefrigerator]

I make an assessment of my friend Vixen’s based on her cards!

So for her UR and SSR lineup is: 7 pride, 4 greed, 3 envy, 7 wrath, 7 lust, 4 gluttony, and 4 sloth.

I have concluded,

She takes great pride in her prowess in the bedroom, but damn if monogamy ain’t a bitch!

[beelzrefrigerator]

I make an assessment based on your cards! (slight character spoiler if you squint real hard)

For example, my current lineup of Ur and SSR is as follows:

7 pride, 6 greed, 4 envy, 9 WRATH, 6 lust, 5 gluttony, and 7 sloth. The logical conclusion,

I take pride in being a potato, and am conflicted cause I’M SO FUCKIN MAAAD ABOUT IT🎶💜

Alternatively I’m Belphegor✌🏻

[beelzrefrigerator]

Hello Obey Me exchange students *cough* sinners *cough* 💜 I’ve decided to join the party with a side blog! Ive been playing since the game came out and enjoying all your lovely art, drabbles, memes and such and I’d like to contribute to the fun as well!

I like to write, so if you have requests I’d love to give them a shot! However, I will absolutely not do anything NSFW or otherwise romantic about Luke, he is smol child.