Allie

[anxeious]

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[throathole]

The way this one youtube comment changed the trajectory of dua lipa’s career

[queermania]

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

[marisatomay]

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

[marisatomay]

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[catcrumb]

[unpeeled-human]

draws this then smokes two joints to the face and passes out.

[unpeeled-human]

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

[yellowcomics]

Not For Puppies

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[ngk-they-said]

This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our dogs’ voice several times a week.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I do love that every dog owner who has ever seen this just immediately goes “using that forever”

[sweaterkittensahoy]

We say this CONSTANTLY.

[molabuddy]

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[i-am-a-fish]

Today's Challenge

• add 1 new decoration to your enclosure

[catcrumb]

[sacred-portal]

[meatbulge-deactivated20250425]

i fucks with you most ardently my liege

[unpeeled-human]

no sodas in the fridge at work. all i want is a sugary drink. chaos and hatred on this bitch of an earth

[holdoncallfailed]

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"