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"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

Revenge on @bburn-art! Who doesn't love a butch biker Nosferatu right?

Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

catsandwich-deactivated20240213

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

quendergeer

i assumed this was porn

allthingswhumpyandangsty

importantcatpics

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

It’s wild how when you’re fat or even just not skinny you don’t get to wear fucking anything

transfemininomenon

🤨

whisqrs

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

passionpeachy

nightlight for mrsmollusca 🕯️

dogpuppy

jame7t

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

necromancelena

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

megapope-deactivated20220531

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

basileater

>10 hours ago

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agave

autismandstuff

Honestly, probably the best social tip I could ever give you guys is literally just ask. Need to make a doctor's appointment but don't know how? Call the doctor's office and ask. Don't know the meaning of what someone said? Ask them. Don't understand the instructions you were given? Ask them to repeat or clarify. This has literally never failed me, no one's gotten angry, no one's refused to answer.

Even in situations where you think it might not work, I once accidentally missed a deadline to accept a job offer, so I called and asked if they could reset it and they did. Just today I called a doctor and asked how to schedule an appointment, the lady told me how, and then I did it. Didn't know if someone was being sarcastic or not, so I asked and they told me. Just ask.