furry with the dumptruck ass

Heyo! Im Emi, Queer 20 something year old. I use they/them pronouns. Certified Thembo.

[beepbeepkazoo]

stardew valley but you can dress your cat up like this

[beepbeepkazoo]

ugh it like high key sucks so bad my partners job cut them down to part time and cut their benefits and that im the main paycheck with a new job that I genuinely dislike some of my coworkers and they are unbearable to work with in terms of bitchiness and i genuinely am stressing over work.

And whats worse is that I was doing stuff to become a union electrician and of course find out my work schedule would not work with the unpaid 3 months of classes and basically i cannot afford to do the program until my partner hopefully finds a new job at same or better pay as job prior to cut.

And Ultimately I know my shit ass mood just have everything to do with the shitty schedule i work; like I work every single week end from 3pm to 1am in the morning. I get the two shittiest days off in terms of like doing stuff hobby wise with having monday and tuesday off, then wednesday and thursday im at work from like 2pm-12am. my partner works first shift so I barely see them and like my sex life has become basically non existent at this point. And I cannot get a weekend off unless I use pto even though theres enough staff to swap around scheduling and staffing so then im also stuck working with people i dont like as well ❤️ its wonderful and i genuinely go in my car after work and bash my skull against my dashboard until im hopefully the first afab person with cte.

[smiggles]

Dinner time fellas

[smiggles]

That bitch didnt stand a chance

[beepbeepkazoo]

truthfully i fell in love with my partner when they said they knew someone who knew charlie kirk in high school

[beepbeepkazoo]

i literally have one singular chainsaw man t shirt and its of the quanxi lesbian orgy color panel

[fairrytype]

theyre so stupid

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[losthavenmine]

Inde Navarette as Nikki Obsession (2026)

[beepbeepkazoo]

sex in the city ur sins for making a shopping addiction a quirky woman thing will never be forgiven

[t0ast-ghost]

Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo

[vulcussy]

Art grad student answer: it's the contrapposto.

This is a counterbalanced pose where the weight is rested on one leg and the hips and shoulders are tilted in opposite directions. It emphasizes the curves of the body.

[lord-valery-mimes]

Cuntrapposto.

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[dogpuppy]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

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[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)