chase

18 - sorry if i come off as rude im a very awkward person

[beepbooppbeepboop]

hello.... its me beepbooppbeepboop or chase

he/him

american (pnw), 18

ok with asks + tag games

im a forestry and envi sci major andduhh i really like watching workplace safety videos

dni: people who chew gum loud in class

my favorite things

fruit: tomato

bear: grizzly

sense: smell

color: blue

battery: lithium titanate

dog: borzoi

car: fj60 tan toyota landcruiser red specifically

tool: wire cutters

condiment: fry sauce

vampire: twilight

#bug - posts with bugs

#bones - mild gore and bones

[energyprison]

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked

[energyprison]

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[beepbooppbeepboop]

embarrassed myself during the earthquake last night i got so excited that i didn’t take shelter i apologize for embarrassing everyone in the ring of fire by not remembering my training

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[beepbooppbeepboop]

for the past 3 years ive been the only one on the robotics team who knows how to use a rivet gun so what are they going to do without me..

[vren-diagram]

NYC is so beautiful, I think I get it, I could eat many of these denizen's flesh to sustain and enhance my own,

[doublelp]

happy birthday to my greatest post

[markovchaingang]

[smoke-in-the-winds]

Mammals are Beasts

Mammaries are Breasts

The letter “R” therefore must have some hidden “lactatization” effect in grammar.

[thatguy-thatman]

[feldfrog]

A ban on single use plastics would have no effect on the versatile spork

[fleshintogear]

people online are always excited about the backrooms but never about the BATHROOMS to take a SHOWER.

[johnzombi]

Crater Lake National Park

*Momzombi photography*

[babybunnyloaf]

Milliseconds before she dropped the flower and devoured it instantly

[bettybunni]

Day in the sun☀️🐰