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Riley | 24 | He/Him/They

[ploinkplonk]

[foreskinniest]

Not the town's name

[the-absolute-worst]

Then how do you explain this?

[foreskinniest]

That's the town name

[driftwooddestiel]

its almost here…

[pankenlewd]

this has been Sex with me (2024). penis effects provided by Jim Henson's Creature Shop

[moniquill]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.

[touchstonelevity]

[shortgremlinman]

[miraclemaya]

in the 2000s you could be called a metrosexual for drinking too much water

[vulchak]

Inspired by the christmas-ification of my Shadow figure

He can't hold it over his head irl, I tried

[victorious]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[omtai]

she easy on my peasy till i lemon squeezy

[gifsies]

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

When I was 9 I wrote "bra" in Scribblenauts and then put it on my character and played for a bit with it on and then the shame hit so I deleted my save and cried and prayed to Jesus apologizing for putting a bra on my Scribblenauts character

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

This made me beg God for mercy

[whisqrs]

most of the male characters in breaking bad are bald because it’s easier to animate

[nyancrimew]

thesaurus.com save me

[tedlyanderson]

aid me

[j4gm]

assist me thesaurus.com

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

[universalhorrorblog]

[linguisticparadox]

(via @nik-the-bik )

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