TOO RAD TO BE SAD

I just want good vibes and a personal murder of crows to follow me and do sweet skate tricks. Fuck I hate myself

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Try not to fap and spray faps dust everywhere at the sight of beautiful glazed stoneware square bottles

[death-420]

you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[nukaposting]

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[youhavethewrong]

by @beetlemoses

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[cheddar-baby]

In a world full of rage be a fat dog

[unpickled-olive-deactivated2025]

all the food classification discourse is phenotype-based and no more sophisticated than ancient greek zoology.

"pizza is a flat bread with toppings baked on"?

let me guess: you define a man as a featherless biped, don't you plato?

no, we need the taxonomical model. food evolves and adapts and descends. it fills niches that cause it to diverge from its ancestors and converge with other, unrelated species. unlike most animals, food is capable of horizontal gene transfer, making taxonomical divisions less linear.

american pizza (Focaccius rotunda) is descended from an italian baked flatbread dish. deep dish pizza (F. r. patina) is a subspecies of american pizza which evolved in the american midwest. it is taxonomically unrelated to common species of casserole in the area (and casserole is not a taxonomic category but a polyphleytic grouping, much like fish and crabs)

[unpickled-olive-deactivated2025]

"sushi is a burrito" yeah and a bat is a bird.

[unpickled-olive-deactivated2025]

hotdog is actually genetically in the ramen clade for reasons scientists don't understand yet

[bold-baddie]

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[alporquia]

Addio, 2008.

Eva and Franco Mattes

[jpegwoe]

Took two people to think this one up

[tekkenjournalist]

Teller was tugging on Penn’s jacket and wanted a hug but Penn swatted him away like the fucking ogre he is

[yonicfemcel]

[ostolero]

to me it's a trolley opportunity

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[everyteenager4free1]

[hungwy]

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

[charl0ttan]

[hungwy]

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*