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nove, 16. I draw fanarts and stuff sometimes. Feel free to ask me any questions! :)

[anus]

[accidenttpprone-blog]

This is a reason to be alive.

[wildlifewednesdays]

[aquajoggers]

Best description of period cramps, ever

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

[akraticoctopus]

[futuredudeman-deactivated202205]

I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

[thistie]

Martin. (inspired by strup's post | source)

[notmydate]

Damn, the wig!

[constantlyfreemaned]

Martin talking at the Hertfod Children’s Book Fesitval… (x)

[nilinok]

[fyeahmovieclub]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

…I’m not an expert, but I think that sometimes litte puppies pop out of his hair

[secretaryhamilton-blog]

[bees-keeper]

inspired by the thousands of these going around

[bees-keeper]

Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"

Me: "Yeah..."

Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"

Me: -Forgets entire language-

[fallontonight]

Jimmy’s monologue 10/7/13

[niiicethings]

“Noun is a playful artist’s book about words and their definitions. It is like an exquisite corpse with words. Starting with 27 real English words, each word and its definition has been divided into two parts. By turning the pages, you get to mix and match the word halves to create humorous and nonsensical new words and meanings. With over 700 different combinations, this book is the perfect item for bibiophiles, lexicographers, writers, and any lover of words. Here are a few examples of words and definitions you can put together: whisper + umbrella = whisbrella: A low sibilan utterance for sheltering one from rain and sun. banana + onomatopoeia = bananpoeia: A large herbaceous perennial tropical plant that bears fruit imitating the sound of the thing or action signified. muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution. nomenclature + ancestry = nomencestry: A system or set of names for things derived from, or possessed by, an ancestor or ancestors.”

[figsandtea]

I’M SORRY BUT 

muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN INNOVATION ALL OTHER PLAYERS GO HOME.

[renaufdeutsch]

This is basically how Germans create new words.

[distelmagic]

GERMANY - federal states

[shannonelizabeththefirst]

A German Bakery called “Gluten Tag”

[hemidemisplemmyquaver]

its closest competitor, Guten Teig

[gifsboom]

Friends

[mxlabradorite]

This is a very important post.

[trinandtonic-deactivated2022102]

babies babying together

[sallydonovanarchive2017-deactiv]

The problems of your past / The problems of your future