Wannabe Polyglot.

i'm 33 and let's be real it's been 14 years i'm never leaving

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[pukicho]

I put a belt buckle on the floor next to my bed, that way I can step on it and hurt my foot when I forget it’s there.

[blindcat97]

Very smart, good idea

[pukicho]

Yesthankyou

Yesthankyou

[cosmogyros]

More people need to be thinking two steps ahead like this

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[segamascott]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[vaskemire]

[sovietnam]

[insomniparty]

[lunasgayshit-deactivated2026050]

suddenly the fucking

[arch-user]

they must've opened the fridge

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[greelin]

“but that’s neither here nor there” well where is it then.

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[scribefindegil]

I love vegetables SOOOOOO much but I'm the worst person to ask about vegetable recipes because I just scoff them down raw with no dressing or seasoning in a way that people with less sheer love of the game don't usually appreciate. "What's your favorite way to prepare kohlrabi?" With my teeth.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[no-one-offical]

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[tranthony]

grout white shark

[targetedknowledge]

[ewoly5]

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me