[dieclownschaft]

fuck football

[cetitanhasmoved]

can you posr the video that the. pelican is from

[woosh-floosh]

obsessed with the shape of this beast

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

i fuckin love seals man they're just like

yeah.

[funnytwittertweets]

[ghostfails]

[plasmalogical]

sentence that makes you burst into tears

[catasters]

[pancheteenginemind]

question

[ghouloriented]

[cheddar-baby]

[sidhemail]

This is Maggie, and her little boyfriend Timmy. They hug. You need to know this. That is all.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS !!!!

[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this

[feralho3]

Please don’t kill

[victory-candescence]

every now and again I will remember this post from the bread baking reddit

and the words “horf some cronts” will float through my mind and I just

lose it every time

[ladyshinga]

stop saying white people don’t have their own culture this belongs to no one else

[luckyladylily]

That “oh” at the end is the funniest thing I have ever seen. There is no other diplomatic way to respond.

[cannibalchicken]

[bananahomo]

it doesn't matter. you'll NEVER have a murder of crows circling ominously over you while you wear a slutty black outfit. idiot.

[killjah]

we have a guy like this in glasgow, Scotland, he’s called crow guy and the murder of crows follows him everywhere, here he is sitting down, I don’t know if the dog is his I think they just like sitting there with him

[bananahomo]

everyone wants what he has

[rhaaclaws]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[kristina100000]

love when women are like im sooo sleepy and its literally 5 pm. i love you