2008, and I'm getting ready for my government job fresh out of college. There's a suddenly bright light as a tear in space appears, and a bright haired female version of myself steps through it.
"Foone! I have an important message, from your future self!"
"oh wow, is it that I'm a girl and need to transition immediately?"
"no, you'll figure that out yourself. This is more important"
She steps closer and takes my face into her hands.
"never read homestuck for a boy you have a crush on. Farewell!"
There's another flash and a momentary smell of ozone, and I'm alone in my apartment again, more confused than ever.
A couple people have reblogged this with tags like "what about for a girl?" so let me be clear by quoting my beloved grandpa, may he rest in peace:
Always do what a cute girl tells you to do.

















