Do you even lift?

In this life it’s lift or be lifted. $25,000 saved // roleplay, obviously ;) //

[liftintuition]

Joke: shoplifters have no sense of morality and are hurting the economy

Woke: shoplifters are aware that nothing matters as we spin around on this dying planet and we might as well help ourselves by letting things go missing from big greedy companies🤷‍♀️

[profoundlycasualtaco]

Not to get too serious, but this is honestly one of the reasons I don’t feel bad about lifting. I’m a bit if a nihilist tbh. We’re all just a bunch of stupid ass nearly hairless monkeys doing a bunch of stupid ass made up shit on a fleck of dust moving through an empty void. Is anyone anywhere in even 20 years from now really gonna give a fuck that one of the billions of hairless monkeys took some glitter powder from a building without exchanging it for a piece of cloth with a made up meaningless value on it? Nope. So lift I shall.

[liftyniftymua-deactivated201603]

Things to lift before you become independent

Household items: Pots & Pans Shopper bags Dish soap Laundry soap Dryer sheets Bleach Stain sticks Air fresheners Candles Air in a can Dusting rags Towels of all shapes and sizes Food in every category. Vegan, organic, non perishable, gourmet, I don’t give a FUCK you deserve to eat!! Glasses/plates/silverware Wine bottle opener! Wine and booze! Cooking utensils

Personal care: Deodorant Shampoo/conditioner Tampons/pads Body scrubs Skin care Socks Makeup wipes Whatever makeup you want because you deserve it babe :’) Toothpaste Toothbrushes Teeth whitening strips Lotions Bubble baths (for long days where you’ve earned it) Face masks

Things to spend your boosting money on: Furniture! IKEA is so awesome Cooking tools! Mixers, microwaves, coffee machines, basically anything that you can’t lift just buy.

STORES THAT YOU WILL LOVE: Household decor: Pottery Barn, World Market, IKEA Beauty: Ulta Personal care: Bath and Body Works!! Cleaning supplies: Target! Please conceal in the dressing rooms :) Alcohol & Food: AJs! It’s fine food and if you have one in your state go go go! World Market has awesome wine selections and fun food! Clothes: Old Navy! Urban! Candles (it gets its own category because I LOVE CANDLES): BABW! Urban! POTTERY BARN AGH SO GOOD

Live comfortably! It doesn’t cost a fortune and if you don’t have a car, do what I do and bus to it! Lots of people do it and they’re just fine with it :) Get what you need and don’t struggle :)

[liftinghighs-blog]

I love this so much

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

THIS is my reference now. I’ve already started thinking of what I need to live in my own home. You helped so much.

Also may I add: Pencils, Pens, Erasers, Paper, Notebooks, Sticky Pads, Tape, Scissors, Hair Ties, Paper Clips, Nail files, Tweezers, Brushes, Disinfectant Wipes, Ziploc Bags, Room Spray, Tylenol or Advil, some form of pain relief, Itch and scratch cream, Extension cords, Cables, Food containers, Napkins Literally, there is so much we expect to be apart of a modern-day household, it is ridiculous. Who can afford it?

[sir-liftalot-deactivated2017030]

Bruh, don’t forget first-aid shit!

Big ass bandaids, Ace Bandaids,Vaporub, Finger-sized bandaids , Neosporin, Liquid bandaid ,Peroxide, Burn ointment, Mederma, tiny bandaids, pain killers, wrist brace(s), gauze pads, steri-strips, butterfly bandaids, cold sore treatment, etc.

[paradise-panda-person]

Moving out in a few months and I’ve been needing a list like this! I sorta made my own but this has so much stuff I forgot!

[thatonegaylifter]

This needs to be reposted. We will all be independent (if not already) before we know it

[heavenlylifter]

Do u have any tips for lifting from Lululemon? I’ve always wanted to boost a pair of leggings from there cuz literally 1 pair of leggings with the tags on poshmark goes for like $100!?! It’s Christmas szn now & i need money to buy presents for my friends & family so pls help :) thx love

that’s frickin crazy omg?? i need to see if we have any here in the UK :0here’s some links:

♥️https://heavenlylifter.tumblr.com/post/179293234525/any-advice-for-lululemon-really-wanting-a-pair-of

♥️ https://heavenlylifter.tumblr.com/post/170204275605/how-do-you-do-lululemon-tho#notes

♥️ https://heavenlylifter.tumblr.com/post/172766375545/how-did-u-lift-from-lulu-great-hauls-btw#notes

[liftingdiva-deactivated20181024]

Things to lift before you become independent

Repost!

Household items: Pots & Pans Shopper bags Dish soap Laundry soap Dryer sheets Bleach Stain sticks Air fresheners Candles Air in a can Dusting rags Towels of all shapes and sizes Food in every category. Vegan, organic, non perishable, gourmet, I don’t give a FUCK you deserve to eat!! Glasses/plates/silverware Wine bottle opener! Wine and booze! Cooking utensils

Personal care: Deodorant Shampoo/conditioner Tampons/pads Body scrubs Skin care Socks Makeup wipes Whatever makeup you want because you deserve it babe :’) Toothpaste Toothbrushes Teeth whitening strips Lotions Bubble baths (for long days where you’ve earned it) Face masks

Things to spend your boosting money on: Furniture! IKEA is so awesome Cooking tools! Mixers, microwaves, coffee machines, basically anything that you can’t lift just buy.

STORES THAT YOU WILL LOVE: Household decor: Pottery Barn, World Market, IKEA Beauty: Ulta Personal care: Bath and Body Works!! Cleaning supplies: Target! Please conceal in the dressing rooms :) Alcohol & Food: AJs! It’s fine food and if you have one in your state go go go! World Market has awesome wine selections and fun food! Clothes: Old Navy! Urban! Candles (it gets its own category because I LOVE CANDLES): BABW! Urban! POTTERY BARN AGH SO GOOD

Live comfortably! It doesn’t cost a fortune and if you don’t have a car, do what I do and bus to it! Lots of people do it and they’re just fine with it :) Get what you need and don’t struggle :)

Also may I add: Pencils, Pens, Erasers, Paper, Notebooks, Sticky Pads, Tape, Scissors, Hair Ties, Paper Clips, Nail files, Tweezers, Brushes, Disinfectant Wipes, Ziploc Bags, Room Spray, Tylenol or Advil, some form of pain relief, Itch and scratch cream, Extension cords, Cables, Food containers, Napkins Literally, there is so much we expect to be apart of a modern-day household, it is ridiculous. Who can afford it?

Bruh, don’t forget first-aid shit!

Big ass bandaids, Ace Bandaids,Vaporub, Finger-sized bandaids , Neosporin, Liquid bandaid ,Peroxide, Burn ointment, Mederma, tiny bandaids, pain killers, wrist brace(s), gauze pads, steri-strips, butterfly bandaids, cold sore treatment, etc.

[stupididiotlifts]

So I’ve noticed basically all of the old lifting masterposts have broken links, so I wanted to make a newer, updated one :)

PLEASE if you go to view a link and it ends up being broken, don’t be afraid to message me and let me know. All posts creds go to post creators/source. Some sections are kind of dry, but I’ll be updating this. If I don’t update please yell at me in my inbox lmao.

TIPS & METHODS//

3 Things to Remember

‘Getting Out’

The Lifting Bag Post

Boosting 101

Concealing on Floor (Video)

Tied Sweater Method (One sweater)

Tied Sweater Method (Two Sweaters)

Hood Method

Hood Method With a Twist

Double Lined Purse Method

Lifting Facemasks Tips

Boosting Tip 1

Boosting Tip 2

How to Boost VS Panties

Tips for Beginners (HeavenlyLifter’s Guide)

Tips from an OG (Liftblurred - I think her last post before she deactivated :( rip)

Online Scamming Warning

Self Checkout Method Warning

Outfit Tips

Lifting Shoes

Hiding Hauls From Parents Tips

Random Lil Tip 1

 STORES//

Starbucks

Brandy Melville

Lululemon

Sephora

CUTE POSTS//

Things to Lift for Christmas

Things to Stock Up On

Moving Out Lift List

TAGS//

Hiding Tags

Taking the Tags With You

PSA For Soft Tags

PRETTY HAULS//

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EXTRAS//

Getting Caught Masterpost (not too sure if this is older)

Some Tips and Random Stores Masterpost

[justasimplememebean]

How to steal gigantic plants

Y'all into tag switching? Lemme tell you a thing or two about tag switching.

Go to your nearest Lowe’s or home depot. Go there. Go to the garden center. Go up to the cashier and ask about plants. Get a feel for their plant knowledge. If they seem to know what they’re talking about, well, You’re not stealing plants today.

BUT GIRL LEMME TELL U 99% OF THE TIME THESE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HYDRANGEA AND A DIANTHUS use this to your advantage. You want that huge ass hibiscus? Get it. Put a dianthus tag on it. Congrats that hibiscus is now a $1.98 dianthus Say you saw it like that. Call it a dianthus. Act like you know nothing about plants if they call the department head.

WANT AN ALOE PLANT BUT YOU DON’T WANNA PAY $20??? PUT A FUCKING SUCCULENT TAG ON THAT BITCH. Aloes are pretty much juicy healthy succulents. Cashiers that don’t know their plants won’t know the difference. Enjoy your $3 aloe.

WARNINGS: - seriously make sure the cashier doesn’t fucking know plants. I’m the damn plant nerd of my store so they put me in the garden center a lot. I see a LOT of tag switching and I’m not allowed to let them get away with it because my store knows I know my damn plants. - don’t be an idiot and try to put the damn $0.50 mark down sticker on a $80 tree. No one’s gonna fall for that. - if you wanna get a plant cheap, make it look damaged and ask for a discount. The cashier will either mark it down manually or call over a department head.

Enjoy your fucking plants Fuckers

[two-for-none]

reblogging because shit i might want plants one day

[thriftylifty01]

every time i see this i think it says gigantic pants

[psychadelifts]

I want a succulent shrub 😂

[beesneaky]

I’m quite proud of this one. Also, is anyone else addicted to lifting skin care/beauty products. Even if I have 100 different face masks I’m like hmmmm better treat myself.

[liftnthrift]

how many times we gotta say it??

thinspo dont interact

[lift-fever]

As ironic as it sounds, I feel like ever since I became a lifter I have become less materialistic. Only lifters would know that money doesn’t buy happiness. How many of us lift to fill a void and see that the problems are still there? It’s pathetic watching people chase over material goods… once you’re a lifter everything looks the same to you. You don’t place value on anything. You’re not idolizing material goods. It’s like the “materialistic” side of me is satiated and I can focus on other aspects of my life. Materialistic people think having expensive things is going to solve their problems. It feels good for a second to own something expensive and then you want the next thing. Lifting puts me in control; I’m no longer a slave to consumerism.

[sugarflift]

This is so beautifully written and I totally agree. The thousands I’m saving instead of spending on clothes or food is going into my graduate school, so I can actually do something good with my life. Imagine a world without this level of consumerism. We could actually go so far.

[itsinthbag-deactivated20190409]

that feeling when you walk out of the store, without beeping, unsuspected, and you feel the cool air on your face.

[heavenlylifter]

me, walking out of a store with my bags full: F E E L T H E R A I N O N Y O U R S K I N

[crybabylift]

NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[thrifty-lifty]

hobby: stealing talent: getting away with stealing

[beesneaky]

wait how do u remove rfid tags? i mean the sticker kind?

You have to either peel them off, or tear them in half. I like to use a razor and just slice them.

[texasisfrigginhot]

Masterpost: How to Save Space & Stay Organized While Lifting:

Want to avoid getting caught just because SAs notice your bag looks lumpy as fuck when you leave a store? Want to stay organized and not constantly shuffle around the shit ton of clothes you just stole in your bags between stores?? Want to fit even more of those delightfully sinful clothes in any bag your evil hearts desire??? Want to skip the extra trips having to dump your stolen goodies in your car cause you can’t control your lifting habit???? Want to finally organize the disgusting piles of all your hauls that have been collecting dust in your bedroom?????

Here you go u filthy animals.

Step-by-step illustrations on how to properly fold clothes in life, I tried this out today and sweet Jesus Christ on a cracker it works wonders for lifting. (Taken from a book I lifted called “Spark Joy”)

Example: fold shirts this way and stack at bottom of your bag, and throw an unfolded item on top to cover the clothes. No stores will ever fold your new clothes this neat so it’s best to cover them to make it look natural if you have an open shopping bag.

*** Please note that this only works in fitting rooms or if you go to the mall restrooms after hitting a store… please don’t attempt this on the store floor lmao cuz obviously ur done 4 if someone saw you folding shit this way out in the open.

Let me know if you try this and it works out for you too!!!

Much love 🐒❤️

[this-probably-aint-legal]

god bless 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[bulldozingtreehugger-blog]

Perfec t:-D

[vanillanarchy]

honestly

[keepurcoin]

i love making lifting memes

[itsinthbag-deactivated20190409]

that feeling when you walk out of the store, without beeping, unsuspected, and you feel the cool air on your face.

[heavenlylifter]

me, walking out of a store with my bags full: F E E L T H E R A I N O N Y O U R S K I N

[stealthwealth]

How to remove different security tags with a magnet

[stealthwealth]

For everyone who’s been asking/wondering!  I found this video on youtube and decided to download it in case it ever got sniped and removed.

[guilteepleasures-deactivated202]

anyone knows the type of magnet they’re using/where to get it?

[beesneaky]

It’s a Golf detacher. I got mine along with my hook off of wish.