BURR. ❄️

All that ice on my wrist is stolen. I'll have u know I'm a legend.

[texasisfrigginhot]

I got 430 followers imma need like 10 of y’all to unfollow me right tf NOW.

[oneshotfinch]

this show kept it real

[texasisfrigginhot]

So I just moved into my new condo... let me tell y'all now lifting for home improvement stuff really is next level shit.

Today I lifted a new fancy light switch, like a $60-$70 one. Like I'm a pseudo-adult cause I can't afford a loaf of bread but my crib starting to look like I've got enough money to retire already lol damn.

[liftinggold-deactivated20150507]

My law professor just said “Morals and ethics don’t pay the rent” boy you right you right

[angelifter]

me

[itsalwayshaulidayseason]

Me when i first started lifting: maybe ill lift this one lipstick, just one, cant be too sus

Me now:

[thr0witinthebag-blog]

💀💀💀

[maryhadaklepto]

Common sense tip #2

Start lifting stuff for holidays/birthdays way in advance. You never know if something is going to happen that prevents you from lifting for a bit. I try to lift a few things for other people during each trip. I organize everything by person into bins so I can keep track. Otherwise I stress myself out thinking I have to lift a huge haul last minute.

[swiperelzorro-blog]

Uh huh. Christmas was really stressful for me because of this.

[meltingmelanie-lifts]

YOU CAN REMOVE GATOR TAGS WITH A FORK

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS LOL TURNS OUT MY BROTHERS FRIEND BYRON GOES TO THE MALL LIKE EVERY WEEK AND LIFTS SO MUCH SHIT WITH A FUCKING FORK LMFAOOO THEY NEVER EVEN KNOW

[sky-lifter-blog]

brb gonna start carrying a fork in my purse lmfao

[texasisfrigginhot]

Thanks to y'all, I paid off all my debt.

About a year and a half ago I started lifting with my friend @this-probably-aint-legal and learned all the tricks of the trade here on tumblr.

I was able to save money by lifting and pay off $6,000+ in debt just before I applied to graduate school (can’t say where), and now I will have extra money saved on the side, too. I haven’t posted a lot for awhile, but luckily I never got caught and eventually only had to lift the basic necessities.

In a few years I’ll finally be a doctor, and then won’t have to worry about where my next meal would come from.

Just wanted to say ily all and thanks for all your help :’)

[candyklepto-deactivated20190311]

Hey everyone!

I was sent a message from a non lifting blog (who obviously wants to stay anonymous) talking about how hairties makes her beep.

I thought it was a bit fucking insane to tag hairties but I guess you gotta check everything.

Anyway please please please check everything, if fucking hairties are tagged then anything can be

Stay safe x Candyklepto

[swiperelzorro-blog]

Holy shit; that’s ridiculous. 

[candyklepto-deactivated20190311]

Ikr! It’s literally elastic, and you tag it

[spectre-swipe-blog]

HOLY shit be careful

[niftylifter-deactivated20170114]

Is anyone else scared that like eventually security is gonna get too good and we won’t be able to get past it, and is stocking upon things now like a doomsday prepper just in case?

[texasisfrigginhot]

I have to stock up on lowkey shit like medicine makeup & hair crap cause I'm paranoid for when this happens.

[thatliftinggirl-deactivated2018]

Reminder

Just a reminder, especially to newbies, most of the things you are reading are outdated back 2 or 3 years. Stores have changed. Stores have gotten smarter. For instance, I’m sure you’ve read b@th and b0dy w0rks is a “free for all” but now they have LP and cameras that are monitored. Although the tips are great, please take tips with over 500 notes on them with a grain of salt because that means they are much more outdated than you think. Stores have changed so it’s up to us to update liftblr & stop completely relying on old techniques and posts. That’s why so many of us are getting caught. I really feel we should put in a group effort to come up with new methods & tips that LP hasn’t already found. The infamous Black MK selmas? LP LOOKS for those now. The cotton ball method? All ul+a employees are instructed to look at you if you have cotton balls in your bag. Security is stepping up their game, we need to do the same!💫

[honeyduet]

Omg ^ seriously

[itsadamnlongstory]

When you find a nice instagram post but you need to fix it

[littleliftinglurker]

Some info about Walmart, straight from a manager

`My stepdad manages a Walmart and at Christmas dinner tonight he got to talking about policies at work, which led to talk about shoplifting.  

Here are the highlights:

- Unless you’re very blatant and obvious about your lifting (e.g. concealing right in front of an SA) they won’t do anything about it.  Apparently it’s not worth the time/resources/etc. when they can just file it as a loss and have insurance cover it.

- They cannot accuse you of shoplifting.  As soon as they do it becomes a big situation and since the repercussions of false busts can be so big it’s not worth it.

- The worst they can do if they suspect you is follow you around and CS you to death.  They cannot ask for items back or imply you’ve shoplifted in any way.

- They’re not supposed to stop you if you beep.  If for some reason they do they are still not allowed to accuse you of lifting, they have to take responsibility (”Oh we must have forgotten to deactivate a tag or something”).

- They cannot apprehend you at all.  No tackling, no following to your car, nothing.

- They have cut way the fuck back on LP and don’t even have them in most stores anymore, certainly not plainclothes LP.  

- The greeters at the door double as security.  They’re supposed to check receipts and handle returns and stuff but again, they can’t actually accuse you of lifting.

This is all allegedly straight from Walmart corporate and applies to the whole company but who knows, YMMV so please be cautious either way.  

[littleliftinglurker]

Oh and he said they don’t really care about return scams either, people try to return stolen stuff all the time, or they buy something off Craigslist for cheap and then claim they bought it there and try to return it to make a profit…they don’t care.  They’re not going to accuse you of trying to scam them, they just roll with it and let the manufacturer take the loss.

[sensationalrushes-blog]

Bless

[tauruslifter-deactivated2017010]

yall there is literally NO.THING. WRONG. with never doing a haul. you dont need to go out and get 250000 dollars worth of designer goods and lipstick at once. there is nothing wrong with just grabbing one thing a month, there is nothing wrong with only taking necessities, or only cheap items, whatever makes you feel most comfortable and works for you is what you should stick to.

don’t get greedy. seriously.

[kittenliftin-blog]

^^^ i stopped lifting for a while because i saw myself get greedy and I knew I’d mess up. I’m bad at feeling confident now, but I think a lot more- no concealing on camera, and really trusting my gut. Feels much safer.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[littleqlifter-blog]

Reblog lifting cat for 100 years of lifting luck.

[lifterlove]

You ever wonder if you cockblocked another lifter? Like when you and someone else are both spending an unusual amount of time on your usual conceal aisle or around your usual blind spot. What if they’re another lifter trying to wait until you walk away so they can conceal while you’re doing the same? Pause that’s happening right now. No one has ever in all of history spent this much time looking at their creamer choices lmfao come on. There’s 4 different flavors and this is the powder section!!!!!

[klept-hoe]

10/10 CONCEALING METHOD!!! ok so this one is for malls that have food courts (so like every mall). so first you’re going to go to auntie anns or some other food placeand ask for a bag like this. this is PERFECT for lush because you don’t have to use their bags and you don’t have to get your purse dirty!! basically, you just carry the item and drop it in the bag, pretty self explanatory..but if an SA catches you mid conceal you can just grab a piece of food out of your bag. literally fool proof.

[liftin-nymphet-blog]

how are y'all sleeping on this

[texasisfrigginhot]

Same if you go to a grocery store with a pharmacy and use a prescription bag.