Beestriker015

Float like a Butterfree, sting like a Beedrill.

[beestriker015]

Hello everyone!

My name is beestriker015, and I write fanfiction here on tumblr.

What do I write?

Anything I want really, but here’s some of the things I’m interested in :

Pokémon

My Hero Academia

RWBY

Danganronpa

Marvel

DC

…and many more.

I only write for female characters and male readers.

Here’s some things I absolutely will not write :

GirlxGirl

Male Characters

Female/Gender Neutral Readers

Platonic

CharacterxCharacter

Yandere Readers

Incest

Smut

Pedophilia

Cheating

Polyamory

Abuse

Also, I do not take requests.

If you’re reading this, I hope you enjoy my stories and have a great day!

[rekino2114]

Could I ask for this Ann (P5) x Reader thing? Reader accidentally spills a bit of coffee on Ann's nice new top while waiting for the others at Leblanc. Reader is mortified, especially because Ann is at least a little upset but is hiding it for the most part, and he apologizes profusely. Ann says it's ok and starts applying lipstick while reader sulks. Ann then tilts Reader's face towards her and starts to cover his face in kiss marks. When she's done, she goes "now we're even" before smiling smugly while reader just sits there in a daze. That's when the rest of the gang arrives and reacts to the scene.

(I couldn't find a rules section so I hope this is up to snuff)

Accidentally spilling coffee on Ann's shirt

Pairing:ann takamaki x male reader

A/n:of course this is fine to do. It doesn't go against any of the rules and I liked the idea. Thanks for requesting

"Here you are sweetie!"

Ann went up to your table and sat down in front of you

"Oh hi ann"

You two briefly kissed before your girlfriend pulled out her phone

"Are the others not here yet?"

"No i was the first one to come. I think they texted they would be here soon though"

"Ok cool, then I get to spend a bit more time with my cute bf eheh, that's a win in my book"

You giggled and took a sip of your coffee

"I guess that's right"

You spent a bit more time in silence until ann out of nowhere pulled on your arm to get it closer to her

"Hey let's do a self-"

She stopped in her tracks when she saw that that action caused you to move your other arm forward too accidentally spilling your coffee on Ann's top

"........"

"A-ah! I'm so sorry ann, I swear I didn't mean it"

The phantom thief kept looking at her shirt and trying her best to rub the coffee stains with a pretty unsuccessful result

"I-it's fine...it was kind of my fault too"

You could tell it definitely wasn't fine by the way she was still furiously struggling to clean it

"Oh god and it's a new one too isn't it?"

"...y-yeah i just bought it yesterday at the mall"

"Ahhh i'm so so sorry, I'll pay you back later, how much was it?"

"No y/n it's fine, it's really not a big deal"

She was smiling at you as always but you could still see the disappointment in her face when she looked back at her coffee stained top, you felt really guilty about the whole situation

".....i-if you say so"

You crossed your arms down on the table and laid your head on them meanwhile ann started applying lipstick on for some reason

A bit later you looked up again and saw Ann's face light up and a small smirk make its way on her face

"Well actually I guess there is one way you could make it up to me"

"Hm-"

Before you could say anything else ann closed the distance between your faces and started kissing you lips, but she didn't stop there. She peppered kisses all over your face, leaving visible marks from the lipstick she was applying earlier

When she finished you were left a blushing mess while ann giggled at you

"Eheh ok now we're even"

".........."

"Oh here they are!"

"Eh-"

Almost as if on cue the other phantom thieves started approaching your table right in that moment

"Sorry that we're late we had to......is everything all right y/n?"

Makoto was the first one to take notice of your face and so did your other friends

"Y-yeah don't worry it's just-"

"Come on dude you were seriously making out while you were waiting for us!?"

You blushed and raised your hands to defend yourself

"N-no it's not what it looks like-"

"Then where did all of those kiss marks come from?"

"...w-well-"

"We should probably leave them some privacy, should we go get some coffee?"

"Yeah let's leave those love birds alone more eheh"

As the other thieves moved their attention away from you with varying timing and started walking away you were just left with ann giggling and smirking at you

".....I guess it's a fair payback"

[general--winter]

May I please request headcanons for Sae Niijima falling in love with a fellow lawyer who used to be a cop and seeing them defend themselves against a violent client?

author's note: Ooooo this is a good one!! I had a lot of ideas for this one, but the end result is what I ended up running with. Sae's a pretty complex character, so I hope I didn't do anything extremely wrong with her. I just thought about how she would act in this situation based on my memory of her from the game. This is also based around post-P5 Sae. Enjoy everyone!

rating: teen

fandom: persona 5

pairings: sae niijima x gn!reader

word count: 666

warnings: physical assault, explicit language

summary: Sae's struggles with falling for her cop-turned-lawyer coworker.

Sae was currently engrossed in her podcast as she strode out of her office building two hours late, as usual. Work piled up too much and it was essentially expected that she would take unpaid overtime. Rush hour was in full swing, and taking the train home would be an absolute nightmare, so she was steeling herself for the journey, which would consist of standing on her heels for an hour and a half in a rocking train.

Before she could leave, however, a commotion broke out in the lobby. Through her headphones she sensed someone yelling obscenities. “You god-damn, good-for-nothing attorney! Gonna get me fucking life if you keep up this shitshow,” she caught after pulling one bud out. Her head would whip around to see you, standing with your back rod straight, hands behind your back, while the client was detained by their prison security escorts, spitting in your face with their words. They had it handled, so Sae figured she would leave and make sure you were okay later over text, as you two were acquaintances. The next move of the client kept her gaze glued, though.

She saw the client break free from the hold of the security officers and make a run for you as she turned around to depart. Her entire body tensed up, ready to make a run for it if they were in fact dangerous. But before Sae could process anything, you had stepped to the side, grabbed your assailant’s wrists, and pinned them down with your knee to the tile floor face-down. It looked like a move straight out of Makoto’s toolkit.

Sae would be almost awestruck at this. I think she would genuinely believe that someone who can defend themselves in such a calm and collected manner is pretty… cool. Her demeanor would never give this away, though. Maybe just a raise of her eyebrow.

“Can I get a pair of handcuffs?” you would ask in a quiet voice of the guards. “Preferably a pair they won’t break out of.”

At this point, Sae would turn to leave, her heart thumping oddly. Sure, you two were friends. She knew you used to be a cop, so that move you pulled was probably just standard stuff for you. But it made her heart flutter. Why? She figured your effortless protective actions may have awakened some sort of attraction in her. This was a pointless feeling. You two would remain friends. No ifs, ands, or buts. Sae has no time for frivolous pursuits.

Every day after, however, Sae would find herself losing her composure around you. Stumbling over legal jargon that she has studied for years, spilling a cup of coffee on the floor of the office, just… uncharacteristic mistake. You would ask Sae if she was alright after a week of this. Her response would be a curt “I’m fine.” Maybe she would continue the conversation to ask you about open cases that you two were collaborating on.

“Listen,” you would say. “I know that you’ve been acting strange around me since you watched me put that client’s face on the tile. Are you scared of me now?”

Sae would reply: “No, I’m not. If you intend on talking about this, please contact me after work hours.”

And that you would, calling her when you were free. Luckily, she would be as well, and you two would talk. Sae reassures you that she’s not afraid of you or anything, but you would need to really work the truth out of her. In a fit of frustration, she would yell that she was pretty flustered by that move and couldn’t stop thinking about you in a romantic way.

“Oh? That’s what it is. How about we go to an izakaya tomorrow after work then? Just the two of us.” Had you just asked her on a date? She would act reluctant to accept, but deep inside, she was elated to spend time with you alone outside of work.

[montybooks]

I know your requests are closed right now but just have to put this in while I'm thinking about it and you can get around to it when you're ready.

Namely, Mina and/or Momo from MHA with a male reader whose Quirk is considered quite dangerous but is provisionally allowed to UA for a test case. He's able to manipulate dead or unconscious bodies by singing or making puppeteer-like gestures (no real preference for either on his part, he just likes doing both because of enjoying musical theater, which he can't do in case his Quirk activates). Aware of how lucky he is compared to Himiko Toga but loves his girlfriend(s) an awful lot.

I haven’t been bothered to write lately so this was a fresh breath of air, but it’s POSSIBLY super duper… bad

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Mina Ashido x Male Reader (Necromancy/Puppeteer Quirk)

First Impressions

• Mina Ashido is the least scared person in class when she hears about your Quirk.

• Everyone else is like:

“…he can control bodies???”

• Mina:

“OMG that’s like horror movie stuff that’s SO COOL.”

• She immediately asks you if you can do dramatic villain monologues.

How She Handles Your Reputation

• A lot of students whisper because your Quirk sounds villain-like.

• Mina absolutely does not tolerate that.

She’ll loudly say things like:

“His Quirk doesn’t make him bad. If anything he’s the nicest one here.”

• She loves that you’re aware how lucky you are compared to Himiko Toga.

• That level of self-awareness makes her respect you a lot.

The Musical Theater Problem

• When she finds out you love musical theatre but can’t sing normally, she gets sad for you.

Then her brain activates.

Mina:

“WAIT. WHAT IF YOU ONLY SING DURING TRAINING??”

Now you two practice together.

You controlling unconscious training bots while dramatically singing like you’re on stage.

Mina dancing in the background like it’s a full production.

Relationship Dynamic

• Mina is the “your Quirk is cool actually” girlfriend.

• She’ll hype you up constantly.

• When you feel guilty about how dangerous your power is, she reminds you:

“Dangerous Quirks make great heroes.”

Scenario

During a training exercise, several robot enemies overwhelm the class.

You hesitate.

Using your Quirk on unconscious enemies still feels… wrong.

Then Mina grabs your arm.

“Hey.”

You look at her.

“Show them.”

She grins.

“Give them the Broadway villain performance.”

You sigh… then start singing under your breath.

Your fingers move like puppet strings.

The fallen robots slowly rise, joints jerking like marionettes as you redirect them to fight for the class.

The battlefield becomes surreal.

And Mina?

She’s cheering like you’re the star of a musical.

“THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND!”

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Momo Yaoyorozu x Male Reader

First Reaction

Momo Yaoyorozu is fascinated but also deeply thoughtful about your Quirk.

She asks questions like:

• “Do you require line-of-sight?”

• “Does singing increase the precision?”

• “Does the nervous system need to be intact?”

You’re just like:

“…I just thought it looked cool.”

Her Opinion

Momo understands something important:

Your Quirk is strategically incredible.

In rescue missions you could:

• move unconscious civilians to safety

• control fallen enemies without hurting them

• manage multiple bodies at once

She realizes it’s actually heroically efficient.

Emotional Side

She knows you worry about being compared to villains.

She reassures you quietly.

“A Quirk is only dangerous if the person wielding it lacks compassion.”

Then she smiles softly.

“You have more compassion than most heroes I’ve met.”

The Musical Theater Thing

When she learns you love musicals but can’t perform them normally?

Momo immediately begins engineering solutions.

She literally creates:

• sound-dampening masks

• throat microphones

• training scenarios where your singing is useful

She basically becomes your personal Quirk research partner.

Relationship Dynamic

• Momo admires your restraint.

• She knows you could be terrifying if you wanted to be.

• The fact you choose not to abuse your Quirk makes her love you even more.

Scenario

A training mission goes wrong.

Several classmates are knocked unconscious.

Panic spreads.

Then you take a breath.

Your voice quietly echoes across the training field.

Your hands lift like a conductor.

The unconscious bodies slowly move—carefully, gently—guided away from danger.

Momo watches in awe.

Not fear.

Not horror.

Just admiration.

Later she says softly:

“You know… when you control them like that…”

You look nervous.

“…it looks like you’re conducting an orchestra.”

She smiles.

“It’s beautiful.”

⸻

Yuh

[amphibiahawks321]

[The apartment is quiet, the only sound in the place is the stove and the bubbling water. Y/N leans against the kitchen counter, waiting for ramen noodles to boil, wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt]

[The sound of the front door click. Nemuri walks in, clearly tired. Y/N hears a heavy sigh–the kind that sounds like she just really need to drop onto a couch–Nemuri then falls herself into the armchair, kicking off her boots]

M!Reader : ...I'll let her change first...

[A few minutes later, shuffling footsteps right behind him. Nemuri isn't wearing her Midnight gear, just wearing her oversized clothes and lounge shorts]

[Nemuri sees him—without a word, stumbles forward, throwing her arms around his waist from behind, and resting her chin on his shoulder]

[Nemuri let out a loong groan]

Nemuri : Too tired...

[Nemuri rubs her head against his neck]

Nemuri : I took down four villains, filled paperwork, and sat through a staff meeting... I'm obligated to do this to you...

M!Reader : Chuckles, no energy for anything, huh?

Nemuri : ...I mean, not if it comes to ******* right now...

M!Reader blushing : ..Wha–i meant that as in–nevermind...

[6rookie-writer0110]

Request - Domestic head cannons with their husband R for: Leslie Willis (DCAU livewire pls), Luise Lincoln (Killer Frost), Cassandra Cain (Orphan), and Kara Zor-L (Power Girl)

Leslie Willis aka Livewire

•Leslie loves coming home to you. She loves the feeling, of her husband being there and she is a big hugger when it comes to her husband.

•You and Leslie do enjoy cooking together.

•She does have nicknames for you.

•Leslie is a big softie when she is alone with you.

•Now and Then you and Leslie would go away together.

•Sometimes you two would argue.

•Helping each other train.

•You and Leslie would go out to eat.

•She likes to lay on top of you.

•In the summer, you and Leslie would walk at the beach or the park.

•Helping Leslie discover new techniques with her powers.

•When you're feeling sad or angry, Leslie would try to help you feel better.

•Sometimes you would surprise her with flowers and candy.

•During movie night, she loves to cuddle and wear your favorite shirt or hoodie.

•On your birthday, she loves to spoil you.

•She has a picture of you and her as wallpaper on her cell phone.

Dr. Louise Lincoln aka Killer Frost

•Louise is still doing crimes but you are still in love with her.

•She enjoys sleeping in a very cold room.

•But Louise bought you a heated blanket and she would still cuddle with you.

•You are okay that she is in the Suicide Squad & Secret Society of Super-Villains.

•When Louise is away doing a crime, she would call you to check up on you.

•You eat dinner with her almost every night.

•Somtimes she would massage your shoulders or your back.

•Sometimes she would cook for you.

•You and Louise would have late-night talks or late-night snacks.

•She always flirts with you and calls you handsome.

•the Suicide Squad & Secret Society of Super-Villains, know you are her husband.

•Louise would surprise you with a romantic dinner.

•You and Louise would argue.

•She would surprise you with a romantic getaway for your birthday.

•She always calls you babe or handsome.

Kara Zor-El aka Power Girl

•You used to be an evil villain, you are Lantern and you used to be Red/Rage and Orange/Greed Lantern.

•You changed when you met Kara. She helped you change.

•Now you are the new member of Violet/Love Lantern Corp and Blue/Hope Lantern Corp.

•You have 4 rings in total.

•You and Kara would save the city together.

•Kara always tells you that she loves you.

•Sometimes at night, after saving people you and Kara would have dinner on top of a roof.

•Sometimes taking silly selfies together.

•You would go with Kara to Smallville to see Clark and Lois.

•Kara definitely loves to cuddle.

•Kara is a big softie.

•You and Kara would cook together.

•But mostly you and Kara love to go out and try new food.

•She would always buy your favorite snacks.

•Sometimes, she would help you pick out an outfit.

•You are feeling sad, she would give you space but she does anything to make you smile.

•Kara is very affectionate.

•You and Kara would binge-watch a show together.

•She loves it when you're the big spoon.

•Kara always say ‘I love you’ in person or in texts.

•When you're sick, she would take care of you.

Cassandra Cain aka Orphan

•Cassandra didn't believe in love.

•But when she met you that changed.

•She did struggle to accept that she is in love with you.

•When you asked her to marry her, she said yes in a heartbeat.

•Cassandra taught you how to drive a motorcycle.

•The Bat-Family knows that you're her husband.

•They planned the wedding and Bruce paid for everything.

•Cassandra tries to be affectionate.

•She wasn't taught about love or relationships by her parents.

•Cassandra shows you affection in different ways.

•You would help train in combat.

•You and Cassandra learned how to cook together.

•She never cuddle with anyone before.

•But she loves to cuddle with you every night.

•She likes saying that you're her husband.

•You and Cassandra like being at the beach.

•Cassandra loves eating dinner with you. Before she used to eat alone.

•She isn't into cartoons but she would watch them with you.

•She does like the feeling of you having your head on her chest.

[rekino2114]

“Himeno Mishap’s” Himeno x Male Reader. In celebration of the upcoming release of the CSM movie, and of the recent release of the CSM animated shorts, here’s a small Himeno request. Honestly, besides the Horsemen and occasionally Power, Himeno might be my favorite girl! She’s charming, she’s a good friend, she’s fun! But sadly, she was gone too soon. I really wanna request for her more often and I do plan to, but we’ll get to that at a later date. For now I have a little request for her based on a short from the manga, and recently featured as a short for the anime! This is meant to tie into the request you did where the reader played with/did the CSM girls hair, except this time Himeno and Y/n come home drunk after a day at work and Y/n practically knocks out on their bed but Himeno was slightly less drunk so she remained awake. This wasn’t long after he helped her with her hair problem so it was still in her mind that she wanted to repay him, so in her drunken state she thought of a way that she could. By doing his hair! Cut to the next morning, Y/n wakes up to see Himeno standing in the doorway with a slightly embarrassed expression on her face. He wondered why until he saw a clump of his hair on the ground. “Hey, Y/n. Uhh, remember how I said I wanted to thank you for helping me with my hair? Yeah, well… I, uh, tried to “thank” you last night. But… well… I-it’s not bad! …well, not that bad… okay it’s pretty bad… kinda awful actually…” Y/n assured her that it was okay and he was okay with it, how bad could it be after all? …Very bad… very, very bad. When Y/n looked in the mirror he realized that there was absolutely no way to salvage it, he’d have to go out in public, to work, out with his colleagues, looking like this. Himeno felt bad yes, but part of her couldn’t help but find it funny. And for that Y/n locked up every pair of scissors in a drawer with a padlock on it. Of course Y/n forgave her, he loved her after all… but she owed him TWICE as much after this!

Just wanted to make a small little fluffy thing cause an idea came to me. Have a good week!

Himeno accidentally messing up your hair

Pairing:himeno x male reader

Himeno opened the door of your apartment holding you with one of her arms while you laid your head on her shoulder

"I can't believe you're drunker than me, i didn't think that would ever happen"

"Shut *hic* up, this is all your fault"

"Hey what do you mean?"

"You're the one who gave me all that beer anyway"

"Yeah cause you deserved it after that amazing *hic* mission"

"......whatever"

Your eyes started to droop and you leaned even more on himeno's shoulder who laughed and kissed your cheek, and then noticing your tiredness laid you down on the couch and put a blanket on your body.

"Goodnight handsome~"

You were already passed out when she said that and kissed your forehead. Himeno was about to cuddle you when she realized something

"Hmm i'm not sleepy at all, did I drink too much? Or not enough?"

She looked at your sleeping form and leaned her head back

"I'll go smoke or something"

She went to grab a cigarette and sat on the chair near the couch again before lighting it and beginning to smoke. she rested her cheek on her arm and stared at you again

"....man I really hit the jackpot, he's so cute and he's super nice too like when he helped with my hair the other day.."

As her mind started to drift to that moment she had a great idea...or at least what her drunken mind could call a great idea, to pay you back for your nice deed. So she grabbed her scissors and got to work

The next morning when you woke up you almost immediately noticed himeno staring at you, she couldn't have been awake for long. her one eye widened when she noticed you get up

"Oh hey hime, what's up?"

You put a hand on your forehead already noticing something off

"Hugh this hangover is terrible, how do you deal with this everyday?"

When the devil hunter still didn't answer you stared at her with more suspicion

"....hime is everything alright?"

"...yeaaaahhhh don't worry y/n"

"That makes me very worried"

You started to get up only for your foot to touch a weird unfamiliar texture you looked down and saw...a clump of your own hair

You and himeno stared at each other for a while until she started waving her hands around trying to calm you down

"Wait wait wait! I promise I can explain!"

"Even if you can i'm not sure that will make me less mad"

"Ok so you know how you helped me cut my hair last time when I had that little issue well I thought i could do the same to help you so-"

"So you cut my hair without my permission!?"

"When you put it like that of course it sounds bad"

"Cause that's exactly what happened!"

You sighed and facepalmed as himeno kept looking down embarrassed

"Is it that bad?"

"No of course not, you look just as handsome as always"

"Maybe to you, but what about to anyone else?"

"......Ok i can't promise that"

You deadpanned at her and took one look in the mirror immediately putting your hands on your face once you saw your "new hairstyle"

"*sigh* i'm gonna have to wear a hat for the rest of the month"

"Don't worry you'll look cute with a hat too"

"Listen I appreciate you trying to cheer me up but don't forget this is your fault in the first place"

"I said i'm sorry"

"Sorry isn't going to fix my hairline"

"I promise i'll never do it again"

".....i'm locking the scissors away"

"Come on you really don't trust me?"

"I trust you but i don't know if i trust drunk you"

Himeno pouted and lowered her head

"What do you need them for anyway?"

"It's not that I need them it's a matter of you being mad at me"

Seeing her like that caused your anger to lessen a bit

"I'm not....totally angry at you, I knew you were trying to do a nice thing....even if the consequences were...this"

"That's a better way to put it, i know I screwed up and i'm sorry"

She hugged you and tried to kiss you to hopefully make up and thankfully you kissed back

"But from now on neither of us is drinking as much as we did last night"

"Fair enough"

[rekino2114]

Another ChainsawMan request, somewhat based on events happening in my life as I’m going to graduate next week Saturday from community college. The school girls (separately please, minus Asa and Yoru), Fami, Death, and Yoru/Asa reacting to their Male S/o dedicating their graduation speech to them (at my school only valedictorians get to make speeches, but just work with me here). They had a read Y/n’s graduation speech beforehand just to give their thoughts and they thought it was good, but when they had gotten to the ceremony, it turns out that Y/n had last minute completely scrapped that speech, and decided to make a new one, dedicating it to “the light (or I suppose lights with Yoru and Asa) of his life/his angel”, he hadn’t named them directly, but it was obvious that he was referring to them. How would each of them react to Y/n dedicating the final moments of his school years to telling the girls how much he loved them? Be sure to have a good week/weekend!

… I can only imagine how Fami’s gonna be, crying an ocean getting her cap and gown wet with her tears as shes screaming towards the stage and sobbing “I LOVE YOU TOO Y/N! WAAAAAH!”

Dedicating your graduation speech to the csm 2 girls

A/n:to make you understand how ridiculously behind i am with requests this was requested back in June and I'm only doing it now. Part of why is definitely because of the two events and the breaks i took in between them but also cause of my procrastination. I am genuinely so sorry for anyone who's waiting for a request I promise I'll probably do it

Asa mitaka/yoru

"This is so stupid"

"If you don't wanna be here then just sleep"

"No i wanna see y/n make his speech...and then take over when you have to do yours and embarass you in front of everyone"

"Don't do that!"

"Calm down I was just joking"

"With you I never know if it's a joke or not"

"Hey it's y/n's turn!"

"R-really?"

Asa turned and saw you going up to the podium and starting to read the paper you had with you

"I want to dedicate this speech to the two most important people in my life"

"Hm? That's different from the speech he showed me before"

"Why did he change it?"

Asa didn't answer and instead continued to listen

"They make every day much easier than it would be otherwise I really couldn't have gotten through school without them. Their smiles brighten my day every time and their hugs are the best stress reliever in the world"

".......wait you don't think..."

"And even if they might be hard to deal with sometimes, especially one of them, i will always bless the day I met them because they both are so important to me"

"....is he talking about us?"

"Yeah obviously, who else?"

"I-i dunno maybe his parents?"

"You really are an idiot"

"I-it's just that I'm not used to this"

"Yeah I can tell, but he is talking about us cause he loves us do you get that?"

"Yeah of course"

"Then just continue to listen"

As you finished your speech everyone clapped especially asa and you sat back on your seat near her

"So what did you think?"

"I-it was wonderful thank you, I really didn't expect you to talk about us"

In that moment yoru took over

"I knew it from the start you love me too much not to do that"

"Yeah I do, and asa too of course"

"Yeah whatever, it was really sweet though so thanks"

"Don't mention it"

Asa's name was called and so yoru got up being stopped by you

"Wait let asa make the speech"

"Why? It's way more interesting like this"

"Yoru..."

The war devil rolled her eyes and let asa take over

"Thank you"

"No problem, now go and make your speech I'm sure it will be great"

"W-well I'm not that sure but still thank you"

You gave her a thumbs up and she smiled at you as yoru did the same from inside her

Fami

"O-oh ohhhhh *sniffle* *sniffle*"

"Are you alright fami?"

"Y-yeah it's just *sniffle* I can't believe school is actually over....it feels like so little time has passed since I started it"

"Oh well that's cause it kinda was for you, when compared to me anyway, you only joined like a year ago"

".......oh......I....i forgot about that, i-it still feels like sad to see it end"

"Yeah i get that, oh looks like it's my turn"

"H-huh?"

You went up to the podium and started speaking

"Before I start I would like to say that this speech is dedicated to my angel, the most important woman in my life, I love her more than anything and she deserves to have this speech given in her name"

Fami started tearing up as usual

"I-i didn't know y/n had another woman who was so important to him b-but it makes sense"

"And she needs to be way nicer to herself because i love her so much, so because I know you're listening to this i ask you to stop putting yourself down because you're so much better than you give yourself credit for......and start crying a little less if you can"

After that fami blinked and didn't say anything for a while before finally realizing the truth

"W-wait is he actually.....t-talking about me!?"

When she figured that out she started crying even more than usual, which is saying something, she tried to wipe the tears with the sleeves of her grown but they were just too much for that, she stifled her sniffles because she didn't want to disturb your speech but when she heard you continue she couldn't hold back anymore

"I really love you so much my savior"

"E-eh!? Y-y/n......WAAAAHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU TOOOOOO!!! *SNIFFLES*"

You looked at fami crying and tried your best to ignore her as you knew this was very likely to happen and continued your speech

"I would also like to-"

"WAAAHHHHH Y/NNNN!!! Y-YOU'RE WAY TOO KIND TO MEEEEE!!!!"

"E-...eheh f-fami are you-"

"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

"F-fami!"

Seeing that she was crying probably more than you had ever seen her cry you abandoned your place and went back next to her

"Are you ok?"

"O-oh no d-did I worry you!? I-is it my fault that you couldn't finish your s-speech!?"

"N-no fami it's alright"

"WAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm so sorry!!! Waaaahhh!"

"It's fine fami you don't need to cry"

You hugged her and she cried on your shoulder

"N-now you're getting both of our growns so wet, i-it doesn't matter though, all that matters is that you're fine"

"T-thank you y/n......I love you so much"

"Eheh I love you too fami.....we should probably change before you give your speech though"

She nodded and kept her head on your shoulder as you hugged her even tighter

Death devil

Death continued snacking on the bag of chips she had bought while listening disinterestedly at the speech that your classmate was giving

"I still can't believe that they let you eat during the ceremony"

"They didn't"

"........oh...then why are you doing it? Your grown is gonna get all dirty"

"In all honesty I really don't care about that, I'll never wear it again in my life anyway"

"I guess that's true"

"Plus this cap is making me uncomfortable, I much prefer my usual one"

"Well at least It's just for a couple hours"

Death nodded and continued eating almost at that same moment you got called to give your speech

"It's my turn now, hope you'll like my speech"

"Of course I will, you're the only reason why I'm here after all"

You smiled at her and went up to start speaking

"This speech is dedicated to the person who makes my life as wonderful as it is, even if she's not really a person eheh she knows what I'm talking about"

Death immediately understood you were talking about her and started listening even more attentively to your speech not saying a word

"I love her so much and nothing could ever change that, ever since we met i could feel that she was the love of my life and I've continued to be with her that feeling just grew stronger....and even after everything we've been through, all the hard times and the loving moments I can confidently say that she's the person I want to spend the rest of my life with"

Death continued not speaking but she could feel that familiar warmth in her heart, that amazing feeling she learned to call love that caused a slight smile to appear on her face

As soon as you returned next to her before you could even sit she crashed her lips onto yours and kissed you. You couldn't do anything but blush heavily and kiss back

"W-what was that for!?"

"Is there an issue? Everyone here already knows we are together, there should be no problem kissing in public"

"Y-yeah but it's still embarrassing during graduation with no warning"

"I apologize but I couldn't contain myself after everything you said, that was....incredibly sweet"

"I'm glad you liked it, i meant everything I said there, i wouldn't be here without you supporting me"

"The same goes for me"

Your faces got closer and you started kissing again only to be interrupted by Lil D's name being called

"Looks like it's your turn to make the speech"

"......do i really have to? I would prefer to keep staying here with you"

"Yes you do we can keep kissing when we get back home"

"...alright, I'm looking forward to that"

"Me too death"

[rekino2114]

I love the She's the type of girlfriend prompts you've done before~

So~ I was hoping that we could get this with Mukuro ikusaba and what type of girlfriend she is~

Mukuro ikusaba is the type of girlfriend...

Mukuro ikusaba is the type of girlfriend who blushes at every affectionate gesture

You could be dating for months and she'll still turn red when you hold hands, it's not her fault she just can't help it. She's not used to relationships and especially to affection.

She doesn't dislike it, the opposite in fact, it's just that whenever you hug her, her face heats up and she freezes for a bit before coming back to her senses and hugging you back. You think it's adorable though

Mukuro ikusaba is the type of girlfriend who agrees with every date proposal you have

Part of it is because once again of her inexperience with relationships, she doesn't have many ideas for dates that her sister didn't give her and to be completely honest she doesn't have full trust in those either. Plus she loves you a lot so she'll have fun with whatever you want to do as long as you're there

If you force her to choose on the spot she's panic and blurt out something like a shooting range because it's the first thing that came to mind, and to her surprise you actually agreed and had fun with her, maybe she should take the initiative more often.

Mukuro ikusaba is the type of girlfriend who unintentionally gives you scary dog privileges

She kind of just half means it, because while she is extremely protective of you and ready to do whatever it takes to make sure you're safe her general appearance and vibe gets the job done by itself

Because holding hand with and standing near a tall muscular woman with military training and a glare that could kill a man would make most people hesitate before messing with you

Mukuro ikusaba is the type of girlfriend who constantly asks for dating advices

Whenever she feels like she's not doing enough or that you're not fully satisfied with the relationship she tries to get help from someone more experienced than her, mostly her sister

Granted junko's advice isn't always the best...usually consisting of some way to tease or seduce you that mukuro is way too embarrassed to do. But sometimes it's some genuinely good advice that helps with your relationship so she's glad to have her

Mukuro ikusaba is the type of girlfriend who would unironically kill someone for you

She has killed for less and you're the most important person in her life so if someone genuinely seriously hurts you she might just feel the need to strangle them...with your permission

She might even misunderstand some jokes or complains you made to her about someone as you sending her on a literal hit mission....she won't go on with it though...maybe

[amphibiahawks321]

Monoma : Honestly, Y/N, why do you even bother with those 1-A trash? They're just gifted amateurs!~ our class? We are the true elites of this—~

[Monoma monologue his usual nonsense, having his arm wraps around Y/N's shoulder as Y/N sighs with a I'm so done expression on his face. Suddenly, before Y/N can say his usual reply, a thwack noise happens]

[Monoma's arrogant smirk instantly vanishes and his eyes roll back, his body going limp before falling onto the floor]

[Standing next to him, her hand still in a karate position, it's Kendo. Y/N immediately walks right behind Kendo and holds her shoulders]

M!Reader : Thaaank yoouuu, my herooo!~ He's been going at it for more than an hour!

[Kendo turns her head around at him with a smile on her face]

Kendo : I did warned you that you shouldn't be alone with monoma in the hallways, sweetheart...

M!Reader : I didn't know it would last that long! Seriously, I could kiss you right now!

Kenda blushing : Uh–Maybe when we're back at the dorms...

[rekino2114]

“Revising a Contract” Makima x Male Reader (partial Nayuta daughter au at the end). So Makima and Y/n are on patrol with their troop, they were fighting a devil, but it wasn’t all too strong. In fact, they were having some funny back-and-forth romantic banter a bit. They were sort of leading the devil on and playing with it a bit, knowing it couldn’t do them any real damage because of its weaknesses, it was trying to fight them, but it wasn’t strong enough to. But then Makima got cocky, there was a moment where she allowed the devil to land a hit on her, just below the ribs. She thought nothing of it, knowing that her healing factor and contract with the Prime Minister would save her from the hit, not to mention it was in no way fatal. The damage quickly healed, but then she heard Y/n let out a pained gasp and saw him clutching at his side. He removed his hand from his body and saw red stain through his suit. He pulled his suit open to see the same gash that was on Makima moments ago. Makima looked back in shock and remembered the exact wording of her contract. “Any damage perceived as an attack inflicted to Makima will be transferred to any random citizen of Japan.” …any random citizen of Japan… it hit him, 124.5 million people and it happened to hit him. Playtime was over, Makima quickly ended the fight, absolutely obliterating the devil that stood in her way while she made sure to get Y/n to the nearest hospital. She visited him in his hospital room to luckily find out that it was nothing too bad, with no damage to internal organs. He just needed stitches and he’d be out by the end of the day. After checking that he was okay about a dozen times Makima left the hospital so he could get his stitches and she went off to see the Prime Minister of Japan. She called in advance to schedule but he told her that he was booked for the day and couldn’t see her, but she made sure that he would see her. When she was in front of her superiors, she told them that she was revising her damage contract to make it so Y/n L/n could never be targeted by it. They did it, but when it was over, they mentioned that Makima was a cruel devil, a horseman of the apocalypse. Why did this one man warrant a changing of a contract? He was just 1 in 124 million. But then, without looking back, Makima says “That’s really none of your concern, is it? And Y/n has proven that I’m more than just a devil…” Many years go by, and this is either a newly pregnant Makima or a Makima who has recently given birth to Nayuta. She once again decided to revise her contract to make it so her unborn/newborn child could never be affected by the damage contract. It was done and after it was over her superiors mentioned that in their eyes… that maybe she has changed.

Gotta love angst with a happy ending! This request was a bit longer than I thought it would be, but oh well. Be sure to have a good week! 

Getting hurt because of makima's contract

Pairing:makima x male reader

A/n:the second request was sent after I already finished writing this but i thought it was similar (even if way more extreme) to this so I tacked it on. Also this is another one of those periods when there are a lot of csm requests that were sent close to each other, I'll try to space them out but still expect more csm posts

Makima didn't follow you on missions often, she mostly did so when she missed you and wanted to spend some time together while still technically being at work. And whenever you did you didn't really fight, after all you could kill most devils by yourself and if it was a particularly stubborn one makima would just slaughter it in a matter of seconds so you just had fun while killing the devils, it was kind of a date

Just like today, you and makima were going on missions together only the two of you. And after seeing the sights for a while you finally found the devil

"Do you want to kill him or shall I do it kima?"

"...mh i think I'll take this one, it's been a while since I've had some fun darling, but feel free to join in too, i really love watching you fight after a-"

Makima was interrupted by the devil sprinting towards her and trying to slice her neck off with its blade like hands but of course she blocked it with simply one hand by holding its arm

"How rude, I didn't even finish my sentence"

She grabbed the devil's arm even tighter causing it to yelp in pain

"I really don't take kindly to people....or devils in this case who interrupt my conversation with my love"

She gently pulled her arm back ripping the devil's arm with that movement, she looked at it for a while before tossing it to the side, as the devil backed away in pain and left a pool of blood on the road makima noticed that grabbing the arm had left blood on her arm too

"Darling should we take a bath together when we get home? I got a bit dirty"

"Hm? But the blood is only on your arm you don't need a bath for that"

"I know but I'm sure you won't refuse the opportunity to take a bath together won't you?"

"........yeah you're right"

"Eheh I knew it"

Almost reflexively makima shot out a bang from her finger guns as soon as she saw the devil lunging in your direction, only on its leg though, now that it had tried to hurt you she wanted it to suffer

"Were you trying to hurt my husband? I'll warn you that is a very stupid and dangerous choice, well not like it matters i'm sure you would have easily killed it before it actually had a chance to hurt you"

"Aww you're just flattering me now"

"Well it's true, anyway I suppose it's time to get to business, I don't want to stay here for too long, is that ok love?"

"Of course, i want to go back home too"

Makima smiled and got closer to the devil now on the ground with one arm missing and a large bullet hole in its leg.

She pointed her finger gun at its body and was about to shoot until she felt cool air on a bit of her stomach. She looked back and saw that her suit had a gash on it, there wasn't any injury under it of course, but it was clear that the devil had tried one last ditch effort to attack her

"...oh what a shame I'm gonna need to buy another new suit, well that's not a big issue but I should have killed you soone-"

Suddenly she heard a pained gasp coming from behind her, of course she recognized that voice, it was yours

"....dar...ling?"

She turned around and saw that you were kneeling and holding your hand against your stomach, you unbuttoned your suit and saw that there was a gash on your stomach....the same gash that should have been on makima, it wasn't very deep but it was still bleeding and it definitely hurt

At first makima was confused but then she quickly understood what happened, you were affected by her contract with the prime minister....out of all 124 million Japanese citizens it hit you...why you? Why out of everyone it had to be you? You were the only one who makima would have never wished to be affected by the contract so what kind of insane bad luck or divine punishment could have caused this?

".......y/n......."

This was her fault, this was the fault of the contract she had made....you got hurt because of her

The control devil quickly ran to your now unconscious body and carried it bridal style, she looked at you, more specifically at the gash on your stomach....the one she had caused

She was about to leave when she realized she still felt the devil's presence behind her, she looked at it and the devil could feel the pure murderous intent in her ringed yellow eyes

"Disappear"

The devil died in an instant, she didn't care how painful it was, her new goal was now to get you to the hospital

As soon as she did she requested (ordered) the doctors to do anything they could to help you and she stayed there the whole time they were treating you, she made it very clear that she wouldn't allow failure of any kind

But thankfully she didn't have to worry too much, the wound wasn't deep enough to cause any damage to your internal organs and you'd just need to have stitches put on, after hearing that makima breathed a huge sigh of relief and went into the room you were being held in without even asking for permission, no one would stop her anyway

You were still unconscious so makima simply held your hand hoping you could somehow hear her

".....I'm so sorry my love, I should have been more careful.....if that hit had been more lethal then.....you would have......because of me"

She squeezed your hand even tighter almost shedding a tear at the thought

"......but I'll make sure something like this never happens again"

After she left the hospital she immediately called the prime minister and his secretary answered

"Hello it's makima speaking i would like to request a meeting with the prime minister, as soon as possible please"

"I'm afraid he's going to be busy with other meetings for the entire day, would you like to reschedule?"

".....sorry i must not have been clear, that wasn't a request it was an order, he will see me as soon as he can"

"......I understand"

"I knew you would"

As soon as she was in front of her superiors she sat down and looked at them with her classic creepy smile which always managed to send shivers down their spines, they knew she could kill them at any moment if she truly wanted to, or make them do anything she wished and seeing as lately she only called meetings for very important matters, they were very worried this was the day she decided that they weren't of use to her anymore, but what she said next shocked them in a different way

"I am here to revise our contract"

"......what?"

"The damage contract we have, i'd like to add a clause to it. Make it so any Japanese citizen except y/n l/n can be affected"

".....y/n...l/n....who is this person?"

"And why would that matter to you, that won't change your answer right?"

"....w-well-"

"But I suppose you should know, if only to warn you....y/n....is my husband"

Of course they had heard of makima getting married but they all thought it was some other ploy of hers to enact another convoluted plan that they wanted no part in but the fact that she was now talking about you like that really made it seem like she genuinely cared about you...something they couldn't believe was possible

Makima started looking out of the window while talking

"Have you noticed how large scale devil attacks have begun dropping significantly lately? Or how public safety seems much more effective in dealing with the ones that show up? Or how devil hunters have begun to die way less during missions and generally are in much better condition?"

"............."

"Of course you haven't, anyway to put it simply that was because of y/n...or more specifically those were the results of policies I put in because of y/n, he didn't ask me to do that mind you, i did that because I realized my mistakes because of him"

They didn't answer again and continued starting at the devil

"I don't care if you believe me or not but ever since i've met him i've tried to protect the innocents from devils as much as I can and I will continue to do so as long as he is safe with me....I assume you know that what I said also means that if you try anything to hurt him or separate him from me...."

She moved her piercing gaze back to them causing them to shake in fear even before she started speaking

"Your punishment for doing so will be much more severe than even the devils who hurt him"

She got up and started walking closer to their desk while speaking

"But that shouldn't be a problem right? After all we have....some aligning objectives now, so as long as you behave and don't touch my love everything should be ok"

When she arrived in front of where they were sitting she extended her hand to the prime minister and smiled at him

"So shall we proceed with the contract?"

After the procedure was finished makima gently bowed her head and was about to leave when she heard a voice behind her

"......why him?"

She didn't turn instead only stopped walking

"....you don't really love him do you? He's just another pawn to you you're a devil after all....then why the changing of a contract"

Makima usually got very angry whenever someone insinuated that she didn't really love y/n because that couldn't have been farther from the truth but she also couldn't blame them because of their previous experiences with her so she simply contained her rage and calmly answered

"....like I said I don't care if you believe me or not, but I really love y/n more than anything else....for him I'm a human and so I will do my best to start acting like one"

She continued walking leaving her superiors confused and puzzled

A few years later makima once again called a meeting with them again for a very similar reason

"I have very recently given birth. my daughter is a half devil, her name is nayuta l/n, I would like to update our contract again so she can also never get affected by it"

As soon as they were done makima wanted to leave soon to go back home to help you with nayuta so she didn't engage in any conversation, she was pretty sure they already knew not to mess with her daughter even without any threats but this time she wasn't the one to start the conversation

"We have noticed the changes you made to public safety in these years....the number of death by devils has dropped drastically and public safety itself is experiencing one of its best periods of prosperity.....we owe you an apology for not believing you...and a thanks for everything you've done for this country"

".....don't thank me, if you really want to thank someone then thank y/n if it wasn't for him nothing would have changed"

She adjusted her tie and bowed again

".....you really have changed for the better"

She stopped and looked back at them with a slight smile

"Thank you for recognizing that at least"

[rekino2114]

JKLSSJJSKSAJJSJSJS

Can’t stop thinking about chainsaw girls(any of your choice) on call with their lover who randomly goes “I’m breaking up” mid call and ofc they immediately start panicking thinking he wants to end their relationship but really his phone is just lagging and he’s just telling them it’s breaking on him.

"I'm breaking up"

Ft:makima,reze,power,asa/yoru,fami and death x male reader

A/n:I do really enjoy writing more smau especially for csm and especially with this kind of prompts

[rekino2114]

I’m a day late ;-; just ignore if you’re not taking valentines requests anymore. What if Asa and Yoru were both in a relationship with a Male Reader, and Yoru decides to send Y/n a spicy picture, and then Asa retakes control a few minutes later and goes to text Y/n and gets SUUUPER embarrassed when she finds the pictures (because technically her body and Yoru’s body are the same body) and maybe Yoru teases her about it, but then Y/n says that their both beautiful and then both Asa and Yoru are blushing messes.

Asa and yoru sending you a spicy picture

Pairing:asa mitaka x male reader x yoru

A/n:don't worry even if you were late the prompt was still in the normal list so I just did it now. Also I usually just do a smau for this prompt but since you only asked for one character (technically two) and added some narrative I thought I should just do a oneshot EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS IS OVER 18

Suggestive post

It was one of the rare moments where asa was asleep and yoru was awake. The war devil was getting bored of not doing anything in her host's mind, so she decided to take control of the body for a while now that asa couldn't do anything about it.

She instantly undid her hair and threw the hair tie somewhere before closing her eyes and thinking about what to do before getting an idea.

"I'm gonna check her phone, let's see if she has anything interesting"

She grabbed asa's phone and rolled her eyes when she saw the wallpaper, a selfie of you and asa on a date. She proceeded to check the gallery to see if there were any pictures of her and you to set as a new wallpaper just to piss her off but was disappointed when she found none.

"Seriously? Not even one? You're so selfish"

She continued searching and blushed intensely before smirking and licking her lips at another picture she found.

"You were seriously keeping this to yourself? you really are selfish"

Among all of the pictures of cats and you on dates there was a picture that you had sent asa after going to the gym, you were shirtless and your muscles were fully on display, she didn't even ask you for that picture but you sent it anyway and she definitely didn't complain.

"Fuck he's so hot, keeping my boyfriend's sexy pics all to yourself is one of the things I hate, i think you need to learn your lesson and I just know how"

She took off her clothes and grabbed the phone to take a few pictures of herself before smiling and putting her clothes back on.

She then went to your contact (while getting angry at all of the lovey-dovey messages you and asa shared) and sent you the pictures she took along with a message

"Enjoy this until asa wakes up"

She didn't have to wait long for your response

"Yoru?"

"You think this body is asa's?"

".....it....is"

"Whatever, she'd never do something like this anyway, that's just one of the many reasons why I'm better"

"I gotta admit you look great"

"I knew it"

"I meant both you and asa"

"Really?"

"You literally have the same body"

"Whatever at least you still liked it, if you want more you know who to ask~"

"❤️"

After receiving your last message, yoru went back to sleep and waited for asa to wake up who when she did, went to check your messages since she saw you sent her a new one.

"............YORU!!!"

"What, what? I'm awake"

"Why did you send y/n a picture of you bending over naked!?"

"Dunno, that seems like your body to me"

"And the scars and eyes too?!"

"I made you a favor you know? He's gonna get bored of you if you don't so stuff like this"

"N-no he's not"

"Then you're just a terrible girlfriend for not paying y/n back for that pic he sent you and a terrible host for not sharing it with me"

"Y-you found that?!"

"I sure did. Tell me how many times did you enjoy that picture while I was asleep huh? Would it have killed you to show me too, I'm his girlfriend too after all"

"S-shut up!"

"So you're not refusing my claim, it's fine asa i know how hot y/n is, I get why you couldn't help your-"

"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!

"Nope, this is your punishment for not telling me about that insane selfie, by the way you made it very hard to take a good picture, your bobbs are so small, you're luck you have at least a nice ass but I guess-"

"WHAT PART OF SHUT UP DO YOU NOT GET!?"

"And what part of don't keep your boyfriend's hot photos to yourself do you not get!?"

"J-just-"

Their internal arguing was suddenly interrupted by the phone emitting a notification sound. When asa went to check it out, she saw it was another message from you

"By the way when asa wakes up I want her to know that she's beautiful, you both are and I love you both equally never forget that. Even if knowing you you're probably fighting right now 😅"

Reading this caused both girls to quiet down and blush heavily

".....so we're definitely sending him more pics like that"

".....i-i'll consider it"

[rekino2114]

I wish to request prompt 66:"Do you think we're together in every universe?" with Soft Wife Makima

"Do you think we're together in every universe?"

Makima stopped looking at the reports on her desk and focused her gaze on you, the genuine smile she always had when looking at you dropped a bit as she pondered your question

"...as much as I would like that....no I really don't think so"

"Why?"

She leaned further in her chair and closed her eyes

"Well there are universes where you and I never met...where I continued with my plans...or perhaps some in which even meeting you didn't dissuade me from my objective....universes where I died trying to fulfill it and got killed by chainsaw man....and others in which I actually succeeded and created a world i once thought of as perfect...and many other possibilities"

Your wife's gaze seemed much more distant when she opened her eyes again, almost as if remembering things that never occurred

".....but i'm sure of one thing..."

She looked at you again and you saw her loving smile appear on her beautiful face again

"Out of all possible universes, I am truly glad to be in this one"

"Really? Even over the ones where you actually win?"

"Of course, setting aside the fact that I understand the error of my ways now, even in those universes...I still don't think i'd be happy. falling in love with you, creating a family and feeling actual love...that's what actually makes me fulfilled...and happy...so thank you, for making the me in this universe feel like this"

You smiled back at her

"Thank you too, you also make me so happy and loved, i'm sure that this is the happiest I am in any universe"

"I agree,somehow it really feels like...this is the best timeline"

[rekino2114]

“Not My Friend” Death (Li’l D) x Male Reader. (Another Rekino2114 idea that I rewrote, I don’t claim ownership!) Death was the king of all devils, all of them knew that. Any devil that wasn’t one of her sisters bowed down to her. But now that she decided that she wouldn’t allow the prophecy to commence, as to stay with the love of her life, this led to some bizarre happenings. Some devils would return to her, seeking intel on what to do next to further her plan, only to be met with the answer that Death was no longer attempting to commence the apocalypse. This confused them but most wouldn’t question their kings rule, and just went to terrorize somewhere else. Most at least, for there was one time where one of her former cronies returned from hell, unaware that the apocalypse was abandoned. It was the Amputation devil, embodying the fear all humans have of losing their limbs. It sought out Death, and happened to catch her during a kiss with her boyfriend. Assuming that it was attacking her, it flew down from the sky to attempt to kill the human that was “attacking” her, only to be met by her hand immediately grabbing one of its floating wrists and throwing its body into a nearby building wall. Death told it that she was happy… ish to see one of her former allies returned and asked him what it wanted. “Death, my master, I have returned! I am sorry I kept you waiting so long my king, but now that I’m back, we shall commence the apocalypse! None shall stand in your way! The only thing left in the world, shall be Dea-“ “Oh, I’m not doing that anymore.” “…What?” Death informed Amputation that she no longer wanted to commence the end of mankind, and that she was content living the life she currently had, and she told him politely to go away. Amputation was confused by this, but eventually got the wrong idea assuming by go away, she meant that she didn’t want to discuss her plans in front of a human. “Oh, right, “go away”. I gotcha! *wink, wink*.” And thus commenced the week of Deaths increasing annoyance. Death and Y/n going on dates, but Amputation constantly interrupting at the worst time. Like one of the few times that Death was horny, they were going to get intimate, only for Amputation to show up and completely ruin her mood. This was the first ever time Y/n actually saw his girlfriend annoyed. It just kept going and going. “My master, I noticed when you were about to lay with that human that you have sustained an injury! So to replenish your strength I got you some organs! I harvested them from a finest human specimen!” “*Pinching the bridge of her nose in frustration* I have my organs, Amputation, I put them back inside me months ago…” and it all came to head with the first time that Y/n actually saw Death angry. She finally exploded out in rage, stoic rage, but still rage. She beat the ever loving crap out of Amputation and told him that it’s over, there will be no apocalypse, she just wants to live out her eternity with her love, and if she ever sees them again she’ll beat them so badly that they will be the lowest lowly scrub in hell, and in fear Amputation scurried away. Y/n says he’s glad she cares about her relationship that much that she was willing to cut ties with her old friend, and while she says she’s glad she has him in her life and she loves him very much, she admits that Amputation was never really her friend, since it was always annoying and attention seeking. Then later Death gets a text from her younger sister control and her husband “Look, I found one of your old toys. Want it back?” “Nope, dispose of it as you wish. Preferably painfully.”

Death getting annoyed by one of her old servants

Pairing:death devil x male reader

A/n:this does contain a small suggestive part but it's nothing major, also thank you for rewriting and requesting my ideas I really appreciate this as well as your regular requests

Dating the king of all devils was something that actually rarely came up during your relationship with death, there really weren't many devils willing to oppose her decision of stopping the apocalypse and she dealt with those who did without you even knowing, she wanted your relationship to feel as much as possible like a normal relationship and she wanted to live a relatively normal life herself now, things like those didn't interest her anymore, she simply wanted to spend the rest of her existence with you, eat good food and make sure you were safe and happy around her

But of course that couldn't happen always without your knowledge and so one day while you and death were on a date she hugged you and started kissing you, you of course reciprocated and got lost in the kiss keeping your eyes closed, until you felt one of death's arms move away from your body and heard a loud thump coming from nearby

"Eh!?"

You opened your eyes and saw that there was now a pretty big hole in the building next to you

"Death did you do this? Why?"

"A devil was about to attack you"

"Really?"

"Yes, look"

You looked at where she was pointing and from the dust and rubble came an arm, then another and then a torso with legs with the head reattaching itself only later, once the devil was fully assembled it immediately bowed in front of death

"Master! Ah master! I'm so happy we can finally be reunited, i'm sorry for keeping you waiting for this long, but I have come back to serve you"

".....death do you know this guy?"

"I think so, I vaguely remember someone like that from my time in hell"

"I am honored to be remembered by you master! I am the amputation devil"

"I really don't but whatever, first let's establish something"

She pointed at you and held you close to make sure you were safe

"This is y/n, he's my boyfriend and the most important thing in the universe as far as i'm concerned, you will treat him as if he is your king as well....because he is understood?"

"W-wait king? Isn't that a bit excessive?"

"Why would it be? You are dating me after all so even if we're not married yet you are also a king, plus it helps the devils understand the situation"

You still blushed a bit but accepted it as death turned back towards the devil

"Anyway, if you hurt him I will kill you, if you insult him I will kill you, if you think about hurting or insulting him i will kill you, is that clear?"

A bit terrified by his master's words amputation nodded while sweating

"Good.....so why are you here?"

"I came back to serve you and assist you with the apocalypse my king! No human shall survive your-"

"I'm not doing that anymore"

"........what?"

"I have no interest in anything that includes hurting humanity, naturally that includes the apocalypse"

".....e-eh!? But why?"

"Am I not allowed to change ideas?"

The slight shift in death's tone of voice caused amputation to lower his head even more and sweat even more profusely

"N-no it's not that my lord! I-it's just that-"

"If you want a reason then consider y/n it, i love him and so any plan that he would disagree with or hurt him is out of the question"

"......but-"

Death started looking up towards the sky and daydreaming a bit

"Plus he made me realize how beautiful humanity can be, I would like to live among them, eat what they eat, feel what they feel and understand them more.....I think that is how I would like to spend the rest of my life for now"

She then moved only her pink eyes in your direction

"I think....I would like to become a little bit more human, as much as someone like me can anyway"

You smiled at that, realizing the weight of the literal ruler of devils saying that....and that somehow you dating a woman was the reason that humanity was still around

"T-then what should I do master?"

Death blinked looking bored and slightly irritated, she wanted to end this as fast as possible to come back to your date

".....I dunno, just do what you want"

"W-what?"

"You have survived for centuries without my direct orders, just do that, I really don't care about what you do as long as you don't hurt y/n or anyone he cares about understood?"

"Y-yes!"

"Ok.....so leave now"

"Eh?"

"Leave, I don't want you to bother y/n anymore, I was quite enjoying our date until you arrived"

Amputation raised its head (actually having to pick it up from the ground) and grinned at its master, a bit delusional about what she had just said and completely misunderstanding the situation

".....o-oh i understand now, of course, I will leave for now"

Death simply tilted her head as she saw him run away from her but didn't follow him and simply turned back towards you

"....well that was weird"

"I apologize"

"No it's not your fault, I couldn't expect a fully normal relationship when I started dating the king of hell"

"I will make sure no devil even has the chance to hurt you, that I promise"

"I know, it's not the first time you told me that, but it's nice of you to guarantee that"

".....that unwanted meeting made me thirsty, can we go grab boba?"

You smiled and laughed a bit at how easily she could go from threatening a devil to asking you to go eat

"Of course"

Much to death's disappointment and dismay that would not be the last time you would see the amputation devil. It fact it just kept showing up, sometimes whenever death was alone, which wasn't that big of a problem as she could just yeet him into the nearest building without worrying too much about the consequences. but he started bothering her whenever she was with you too, on dates and the like and that was the thing that annoyed her the most

"Hm? Is that...."

".....Are you kidding me?"

"What is it doing here? Does he think we can't see him?"

"I don't care, i'm gonna go take care of him"

"Wait death, we're in a mall, what are people gonna think when they see a random girl throwing it towards the sun?"

".......you have a point"

"We're lucky it's humanoid enough people aren't freaking out, let's just ignore him"

She nodded and you kept going through with your shopping/lunch date, with amputation following you close behind and you trying your best to ignore him

At a certain point it had become so annoyingly obvious he was following you that death just looked behind her and gave him a glare that could actually kill, causing him to freeze from fear for enough time for you to leave the place

Things like that kept happening and as they did you could see death get more and more annoyed because of amputation, you had almost never seen her like this and you felt bad for her. You tried to help her any way you could, cuddling her when she felt tired and giving her food whenever she wanted, she felt incredibly grateful for all this but she wanted something more.....intimate to help her get her mind off the annoyance

"D-death are you sure about this? You're usually never this....eager"

Her hot breath hit your neck as she started gently biting it

"Yes, I need this, i need to taste you and feel you inside me again, please I want it to be just the two of us for a while, I want to forget about everything else"

"O-of course, i'd love to help you, it feels good for me too after all"

"Thank you"

As soon as she had permission death continued leaving bite marks around your neck and upper torso before getting off of you and starting to take off her shirt

You could see her torso and especially her very noticeable gash, something you had gotten used to after having seen her naked many times, but that was still slightly unsettling. She was about to fully take off her shirt before she hastily putting it back on once she sensed a presence nearby

"....seriously?"

"Wha-"

A few seconds later you understood what she meant when you saw the devil that had been annoying you all week burst through your door and drop an assortment of real human organs on the ground, staining your carpet with blood, you would have puked if you weren't used to seeing live organs almost every time you laid with your girlfriend

".......I will ask you once....what are you doing here?"

"Master! Earlier I noticed that you have a major injury on your body, I have brought you some organs to help you recover, they are from some human speciments i considered worthy of you"

Death sighed and put a hand on her face

"I don't care, i already have put back all my organs, and this isn't an actual injury anyway"

"But-"

"Leave, I don't want to see you again"

You were shocked to see death raise her voice this much, it was the complete opposite of her normally aloof and quiet personality

"....m-master but-"

"Do you not understand? Leave that is an order, if you ever come near me or y/n again I will make sure your fate will be an incredibly painful one"

"........."

"Why are you still here?"

"W-well"

Death suddenly got up and approached the devil only to start kicking it in its chest

"I don't want anything to do with the apocalypse anymore, I don't want anyone or anything to hurt or bother y/n, especially no devil, i just want to live quietly with him, so if you start annoying us again...well you know what will happen right?"

The devil simply nodded weakly

"Good now leave!"

It starts crawling because of the pain but quickly got faster once it felt death still glaring at him

The death devil stood quietly in the middle of the room for a bit before sighing again

"I need a drink"

Shd went to the kitchen opened the fridge and grabbed a juice bottle out of it as you followed her

"I've never seen you like this"

"I apologize but it was necessary, I admit I don't get this angry often. Don't worry I'll never get like that with you"

"Yeah I know"

She started drinking the juice straight out of the bottle as you smiled

"But i'm happy you were willing to do all that...it shows me that you actually care that much about me and your new life"

She wiped a bit of liquid from her mouth before answering you

"That was nothing compared to other things i'd do for you....amputation was annoying anyway, he's loyal but to the point of annoyance, unlike someone like falling"

"Oh i see"

"Y/n, I want you to know I am willing to throw away every single part of my past or devil nature if it means staying with you"

".......oh wow really?"

"Of course, you're the first...anything that has managed to make feel human and make my heart beat in millenia...I love you, more than anything, and i mean anything"

"...eheh well i'm flattered death, I love you too"

A couple weeks later, once the situation had calmed down and death had almost forgotten about it, she got a message from control, a text with an image attached to it, surprisingly one of amputation

"While on patrol my husband has found one of your old toys, would you like it back?"

"No, dispose of it however you like, preferably make it painful"

[rekino2114]

Imagine (death) fami's boyfriend randomly running into a really strong devil but he's really chill about it and isn't concerned at all because he knows death is around.

This poor devil tried to attack a random guy and then all of a sudden boss music starts playing and he feels the FUCKING DEATH DEVIL aura behind him and he just knows he's fucked

A/n:this was supposed to be just a short post while I'm working on the new fandoms but I actually got into writing this a lot because I adore the concept of this overpowered and terrifying being just being so soft with you and you getting the most insane scary dog privileges out of it

Spoilers for the last csm chapter

You were just on your phone, leaning against the wall of the store you were waiting your girlfriend to come out of when you noticed a shadow looming over you and making everything around dark

You looked up to see a red figure, much larger than any animal, with a single purple eye on what you assumed to be its deformed face

'What a nice meal, he's so stupid, not even running away, I bet he'll taste delicious'

The devil grinned revealing its rows of many sharp teeth and emitted a dark chuckle

"Can you move? You're blocking my view"

"...........huh?"

"So you can talk, that means you're pretty smart right? So you heard me, can you move?"

'.........he's not screaming or running....he's not doing anything.......wait what is this smell..'

The devil opened its other two eyes and focused more on you. Not only did the strange stench get stronger, but he could also sense a weird pink aura coming from you

"I'm saying this for your good too, you know? If you leave now you might get off easy"

'.....t-this kid isn't a devil......b-but then why am I feeling like this........h-he smells so much......of death!'

"I'm back"

You turned around and saw death coming out of the store holding a bag

"Hey babe!"

You went over to her and held her hand while she didn't even look at the devil behind her

"I bought more stuff that planned, I hope you don't mind"

"Don't worry I don't mind at all"

You two started walking hand in hand while the devil stood frozen in fear, feeling your girlfriend's aura

'......w-what the hell is this girl?....is she a human?...no..a devil?......what is a devil doing with a random human!?'

As soon as he thought about that death stopped, turned around and glared at the devil with her glowing, ringed pink eyes

"That was the second time"

The devil was confused but mostly extremely scared at the fact that this girl could not only read his thoughts but also that she had an aura he had never felt before, it was pure murderous intent....that immediately disappeared once you called out to her

"What did you buy?"

Death turned around to face you and started looking through the bag

"Some chocolate, chips, gum-"

"Gum? You mean chewing gum?"

"Yeah that"

"Why did you buy gum? I thought you said you wanted to buy snacks for movie night today"

"It was in the snack section"

"I guess it is food, but you can't eat it"

"What do you mean?"

"You don't swallow it, you just chew it and spit it out"

"I don't like spitting. It's a waste. Why can't I swallow it?"

"I dunno actually, they say the gum gets stuck in your stomach for 7 years but I think it's just a myth"

"7 years is nothing for me"

"So you're still gonna try and eat it?"

"If it really bothers me I can just remove my stomach and take the gum out"

"Hehe, never change death, never change"

While you continued your conversation, the devil behind still couldn't move just because of how oppressive the girl's presence was. He was so scared that at first he couldn't even register what you called her

'....w-wait......w-what d-did the kid just call her?.............n-no t-that's not possible why would death be spending time with a human?........'

In that moment death's body straightened and gave the devil a quick glance, which was enough to scare it so much that he started screaming and running away from you two

"He insulted you for the third time.....*sighs* and I even gave him a warning, I really didn't want to make a mess today"

Death gave you her bag and raised her other hand (the one that wasn't holding your own) to reveal she had already taken off the devil's arm that was dripping with blood

"Hey humans can't eat devil meat right?"

"I don't think so? I never tried it though, and frankly, I really don't want to. It would feel weird eating the same stuff you're made of"

"So I can't even ask falling to cook you a meal......and if I eat now I'm gonna ruin my appetite for tonight..........what a pointless encounter"

She threw the arm away and got the bag back from you before getting two gum packets and offering one to you

"Want some gum?"

"Sure"

She gave you a packet, and you started chewing on the gum while she just looked at hers

"Out of curiosity, what did he say about me?"

"He called you stupid, random and doubted my love for you"

"Can't you cut him some sluck? He probably didn't even know who you were and that we're together"

"Doesn't matter"

She finally put a piece of the gum in her mouth and started chewing it

"If he wanted to live he would have run away when he saw me"

As soon as her teeth hit the gum for the second time, screaming was heard, an animalistic incoherent scream that the mere sound of made everyone nearby worried about what kind of torture was being inflicted there

"N-NO PLEASE STOP IT! I WON'T DO ANYTHING! P-PLEASE STOP IT! AHHHHHH!"

As the sounds stopped every single person around the area was frozen, too scared to move, everyone except you two

"Is that him?"

"Was"

"Oh"

"Don't worry, I made sure no civilians were caught up in that, the blood might be hard to clean up though, I hope control isn't upset isn't she the one responsible for clean ups?"

"You mean public safety? Oh yeah I forgot your sister works there"

Death spit out her gum and looked at it intensely

"It loses flavor after a while, it's not worth eating, tell me when we find a trash can"

"Sure"

Your girlfriend continued holding your hand and looking at you while the people around you were taking pictures of the scene behind

"What do you want to eat tonight?"

"Is pizza ok?"

"Pizza it is"

[rekino2114]

Hi I saw your "jjk girls struggling to open a soda can for you" and it was so funny

I'm wondering if you could do the same for the chainsaw man girls

The chainsaw man girls struggling to open a soda can for you

A/n:I'm glad you liked it as it was one of my favorite things to write hope you enjoy this too. Also this is my first post with actual fami so say hi to her. Spoilers for the last chapter in the last 2 parts

Makima

"Sure thing darling"

She smiles sweetly and takes the can from you before trying to open it. Her expression morphing into a confused one when she can't

Makima is a devil, not only that a horseman of apocalypse, not to mention the head of public safety. To put it simply she's incredibly strong, way stronger than any normal human and definitely strong enough to open a normal soda can

So she's not only surprised that it's taking her this much, but also annoyed, not specifically at the fact that she can't open a soda can but at the fact that she can't open a soda can that you asked her to open, you, the most important person in makima's life, she swore to do everything for you and she's not breaking that promise for a damn soda can

"You don't mind if I'm a little rough with it right?"

"Huh? No sure go ahead I guess"

"Good, thanks"

She places the can on the table and backs away

"Please stand back a bit love"

"O-ok"

She points her finger at the can and aims at lid

"Bang!"

The force hits the can as it falls to the ground

"Ah, I'm glad, it was a bit harder than expected, but I'm happy I could help yo-"

"It's still closed"

"............what?"

"Look"

You hold out the can to makima as she sees that not only is the lid still on but the can looks totally unfazed

Makima looks genuinely shocked before she makes her creepy and uncanny smile and closes her eyes

"Oh really? What a surprise, say darling do you mind putting it back on the table"

".....sure"

You do that a bit worried at what she's going to do

"And remember to stand back, I don't want you to get caught up in anything"

".......makima, what are you-"

Suddenly the atmosphere in the room changes completely as makima opens her horseman eyes to reveal they're glowing even more and a red halo appears on her head

"WAIT NO-"

[A bit later]

You and makima exit her office with her looking completely traumatized

"......it still.......didn't work"

"P-please calm down ok?"

Power

She's so smug from the moment you ask her to help you

"Of course you would ask the great power for help"

"Don't start now"

"Do not fret human! For I, the almighty power shall open this accursed can that's causing my love so much trouble"

She thinks this is gonna be easy as pie, and also wants to show off, so she just tries to open it with a finger while her eyes are closed

"Here you go! This demonstration of my strength was exactly what I needed for-"

"You didn't do anything"

".........huh?"

She opens her eyes to see that she indeed did not open the lid

"What!? Give it to me!"

She tries once again this time with both hands and her mouth with no avail and starts gritting her teeth and sweating

"Are you OK power? You don't need to do it if you c-"

"No! I will conquer this can!"

At this point it's a personal matter so she makes a blood axe and tries to slice the can open only for her mouth to drop when nothing changes

"W-WHAT!"

"OK that's actually weird"

She then makes some smaller blood spears and starts stabbing the can only for it to not work too

She eventually gives up and calls denji, when even he in his chainsaw man form can't open or hurt the can at all of you start running to aki thinking it's a devil or something

Himeno

"Can I get a kiss if I do it?~"

You sigh but giggle a bit at her flirting and hand her the can

Himeno has opened so many beer cans in her life and even if this isn't the same it's still a can so it should still be no problem for her

........except it is

"Huh?"

"What's wrong?"

"The can's not opening"

"Really? Weird"

"Yeah"

She checks to see if she's accidentally using her ghost devil powers but no, she can still touch the can, it's just not opening for some reason

She tries again but gives up pretty quickly when she realizes nothing's working

"I give up, i need a drink"

"That easily?"

"Call aki if you really wanna open it"

"Alright I guess"

".............can I still get the kiss though?"

Kobeni higashiyama

"H-huh? You want me to open it?"

She's a bit confused on why you asked her specifically, she's really not that strong after all, definitely not stronger than you, but she did have to open a ton of cans for her job so maybe it's because of that

"O-oh, sorry it seems stuck"

"That's fine, I'll just not drink it"

"N-no, let me try more"

She tries again using a napkin but even that fails and she starts getting irritated

She really wants to open this can for you. What kind of girlfriend would she be if she couldn't do something that simple for her love? But she also really doesn't want to ask anyone for help and doesn't have enough money to buy you another one so she has no choice: she has to open this can

She takes out her knife and tries to slice the lid open but somehow that still doesn't work

At this point she's sweating and panicking and super embarrassed so she eventually gives up and gives you the can back while blushing

"I-i'm so sorry y/n"

"Don't apologize it's fine, no one can open that anyway"

"R-really?"

"Yeah I gave it power and she was so mad about it"

"Hehe, t-that makes me feel a bit better"

Quanxi

She just nods silently and takes the can from your hands

Not only is quanxi one of the most powerful devil hunters there is she is also a very physically strong and muscular woman so opening cans and jars for the people she loves is something she happily does almost daily and with ease

"Hm?"

"Is everything OK?"

"........don't worry, I got it"

She now tries again this time using her full force and it still doesn't budge so she puts it on the table and just glares at it before getting up

".....quanxi, where are you going?"

"I'll open the can"

".........that's not what I was......nevermind"

Whenever she comes back you notice she has her swords with her which you're very worried about

"W-what are you doing?"

"Opening the can for you, stand back"

One single slash from her Dao is enough to kill a devil, so why the heck is this can still not only intact but open

"..................."

At this point the fiends come in the room because or the noise and each of them try to open the can still failing

"Girls please stop I'll just get-"

"No, you asked for this can to open and so we'll open it!"

"Halloween!"

At a certain point quanxi stops them and still stands in front of the can glaring at it

"............"

You see her about to take off her eyepatch and turn into crossbow form so you hug her and she calls down.......still glaring at the can though

Asa mitaka/yoru

"Huh? Uh......sure ok"

Asa knows she's not strong, but she at least hopes to be strong enough to open a soda can especially since it's for you

The more she struggles, the more embarrassed and red she gets, she seriously can't even open a can!?

"It's fine if you can't I can just get another one"

Asa sighs and blushes even more at you smiling at her before starting to put the can back on the table

"Thank you, seriously though what's that can ma-"

"You really can't even open a soda can for y/n? How more pathetic can you get?"

".......ok no I'll do it"

Normally, she'd just brush off one of yoru's many insults, but for some reason, this time, she couldn't just let it go, simply because it was for you, the person who asa wakes up every day thankful to have in her life. You make her life worth living by just loving her she CAN open a soda can for you

.....Yeah, it turns out she can't, when she eventually gave up she put her head on the table incredibly embarrassed and upset

"See? Pathetic"

"If you're so sure of yourself then you try it!"

"That's what I was going to do in the first place"

Asa raises her head and you see that now she has scars on her face and her eyes are ringed

"Hey yoru, wanna try too?"

"Obviously, it's just asa who's weak, how hard to open can a soda can b-"

The words die in her mouth as she tries to open the lid but can't

"What the-"

She tries again but nothing works and now she's pissed off

Sure, yoru might have gotten over what happened with chainsaw man. Thanks in no small part to you, but she can't withstand a humiliation like this, especially because it's in front of the only human she actually cares about. She's the war horseman for crying out loud, she rejoices in killing humans and bloodshed and she can't open a soda can

She continues until she's breathing heavily and her face is completely red but still won't give up

"..........hey-"

"Before you ask, no you can't go and turn a random human into a weapon to help you"

".......dammit"

She tries using her powers on the can itself though and it still doesn't work somehow, which causes her to rage completely now

She kicks and steps on the can angrily while insulting it, she eventually runs out of energy and sets down on the table in the same position her host was before

Fami

"O-oh me? S-sure, g-give it here"

Her strength is one of the very few things fami is confident in. She's a horseman of apocalypse so she's always been strong and using that strength to protect you or help you is a great way to show her love for you

"H-huh? W-what?"

"Is everything OK?"

"Y-yeah don't worry.....i-i got it"

Her smile fades faster than ever as she tries again and nothing changes, this has never happened before why is it happening in front of you now?

"....uh.....fami..."

"N-no y/n i-i can do it"

Tears start coming out of her eyes as she tries pulling the lid off with her teeth

"Fami, please stop I'll just get another one"

"*sniffles n-no please i-i'm close *sniffles*"

Eventually her older sister sees her struggling and asks if she can help but fami refuses because she doesn't want to embarrass herself even more

When she understands she can't do it she just starts crying uncontrollably

"Waaaaaahhhh!! I'm sorry y/n *sniffles* I'm so useless I can't even open a can for you!"

"I-it's ok fami, everything's all right"

After that you have to comfort her a lot.... and she starts tearing up every time she sees a soda can

Death/ (D) fami

She puts down her won food and wordlessly takes the can

Death knows she's the right woman/devil for the job. not only is she literally the strongest devil ever she also has to have opened thousands of soda cans with how many times she goes to fast food restaurants

She tries, thinking this is going to go as easily as the other countless times but is happy on the inside as she gets to do this for you

".......death are you sure you've got it? You've been going on for like 5 minutes"

"......oh"

She didn't even notice it had been that long, since she was focused on only opening the can. When she tries again this time at full force she starts noticing that it's actually not working

Her expression still doesn't change however, she's determined to do this for you, she tries for another 5 to 10 minutes before realizing how weird this actually is

This girl could singlehandedly wipe out the entirety of humanity if she wanted to (not that she'd ever actually do it) but now she's struggling to open a soda can

"............"

"It's fine if you don't-"

"No, I just need some help"

"Wha-"

You suddenly see the falling devil just appear behind her and you can't believe she actually summoned a primal devil to open a can

"What do you need of me, mademoiselle?"

"Open this soda can"

"............pardon?"

Falling devil tries opening it with her many arms, but it still doesn't work, then she uses her powers on it, but even while falling under pressure that would kill a human....the soda can doesn't budge at all

Death unsummons falling devil and looks at the can actually mad at this point, it's the first time you've seen her with anything resembling anger on her face

"........I can buy you more later right?"

"....y-yeah why?"

You see her summoning the guillotine devil this time and just sigh, glad that you decided to get take out because she would have totally done this in public too

When even guillotining it doesn't work death is fed up with the can and just throws it out of the window and resumes eating

The next day she brought you like 15 different soda cans to apologize

"You know you really didn't have to do this right?"

"I failed you, this is my apology"

"It's really nothing but I know you're not going to return this so....."

You hand her one of the cans

"Let's just split these"

Death just stared at the can in your hands with even more rage

"No, please keep them to yourself"

You're very shocked as this is the first time she has ever refused any food or drink

".....o-ok"

.......did a soda can manage to scare the death devil?