[gooberjam]

texts from my mom

[sliversoakley3-deactivated20220]

[modogoblin]

we're running out of content

[pets-fun-house]

The committee against vacuum cleaners

[strange-aeons]

inspiration

that's a human woman

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[pwesident]

evil books to fuck up your kid

[pwesident]

nobody poops but you

[biteythevillain]

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

[velv-ette]

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

[eljardineroguapo420]

Home Depot need more small tunnels for me to crawl thru tbh

[pathologising]

they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely

[wizardpotions]

yes babe your final form is so horrifying and uninterpretable by mortal eyes <3

[lesbf]

current favorite tiktok

[thebootydiaries]

[immuno-deactivated20240319]

[wastedpotentialsblog]

Two heterosexual guys who've know each other for a long time will produce almost 3x the amount of homosexual energy than an actual gay couple and I will not be convinced otherwise

[ijaazat]

when are they gonna make cigarettes for men

[themaelstrum]

They're called cigars. Heard of 'em?

[ijaazat]

oh so you like big things in your mouth

[marcitlali]

the glo up is real 😍

[997]

this gave me migraine 

[sloppystyle]

spoon under water faucet incident 6 dead 8 injured

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

if i had two boyfriends id text them a daily ranking list on who was doing better so they could compete for the first spot

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

this isnt about polyamory this is about me having bitches