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this might actually be the funniest thing jughead's ever said

#adult jughead be like no guys you don't get it i can't meet my deadlines or pay my debts my mind WILL wander and evil WILL creep back in #riverdale

genderbent gorillaz? genderbent gorillaz

#do not ask me about these outfits i do not know.....#somehow they all ended up looking like lesbians you've probably ran into this summer if you live in a big enough city #and who are going to a very different event #i don't know... i don't know #anyway. here's wonderwall #gorillaz #gorillaz fanart #my art #murdoc niccals #2d gorillaz #noodle gorillaz #russell gorillaz #russell hobbs

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phase 0

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you know what more shitty sunny in philadelphia redraws

#gorillaz #gorillaz fanart #murdoc niccals #my art #fanart #noodle gorillaz

phase 0

#gorillaz #gorillaz fanart #murdoc niccals #2d gorillaz #my art #kinda

help this is elder abuse

#he's fine dw it's to keep him in shape #gorillaz #gorillaz fanart #2d gorillaz #murdoc gorillaz #noodle gorillaz #russel gorillaz #stuart pot #murdoc niccals #cracker island #my art #fuck them trees i'm not fixing this

forthosetunedin

OK well ill just keep putting jesse pinkman into my chemical romance until something else comes up

the carrie episode is so so good. you've got everything: jughead's embarassing crush on archie, betty and veronica singing the love ballad that betty and archie's characters were supposed to sing, fangs barely saying a word but having a nice time fawning over the musical and gay kevin, hiram lodge being a bitch... but mostly you see gay kevin having the most stressful time for the whole episode like

genuinely this high school student should have been financially compensated for the emotional damage

#you know it's bad when gay kevin acts like a sensible person #riverdale #riverdale rewatch

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gay/lesbian solidarity is nice and gay/lesbian friendship is nicer but whatever gay kevin and cheryl have got going on is funnier

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gay/lesbian hostage situation

#riverdale #riverdale rewatch

god i love hiram lodge and his self-satisfied face. he's suuuuch a bitch and he has soooooo much fun ruining other people's lives and beefing with teenagers! no one has more fun than the horrible parents of riverdale, especially him. a very fulfilled and obsessive man. good for him, good for him

#his face does a thing like he's internally giggling at all time but in a very controlled way still... like... “hehehe.... he....”#idk man but he looks like he's having fun being a general nuisance and also he's so good at it!#i do have to respect a man who gives himself the means to be the batshit crazy human nightmare he always dreamt to be #riverdale

hilarious of the writers to have the 25-year-old playing a 16-year-old say that

#riverdale #riverdale rewatch

POV: you're participating in the high-school musical and your repressed friend has been tasked with filming a behind-the-scenes documentary of the whole thing but mostly he just films very long close-ups of your face and you end up shaking your head "no" while staring at the camera because his crush is getting a bit too obvious and embarrassing, which might be ok with the director who's also the local token gay person and kinda has a crush on you too (like most people you meet) but still, like, come on, bro.

#so many things happening this episode!#riverdale #riverdale rewatch

noooo archie your studying methods suck you won't graduate this way archie nooooooo :(

#i too love being a 16-year-old studying for the high school musical while shirtlessly doing push-ups before breakfast on a week day #riverdale #riverdale rewatch

femmedefandom

is anyone else curious about the throwaway line of Spike having a cousin married to a Frovlax demon? is this a human cousin from the 1800s? a human cousin turned vampire who married a demon? a “great x5” descendent of a cousin? a cousin by vampire family standards? how did they meet and end up marrying said regurgitating demon? I am far too deeply invested in this. give me this man’s family tree, I bet it’d be wild.