fuck this noise!

Krysta. 20 something. PDX. barista. I'm just over here playing my game. I'm the biggest idiot on tumblr, if you're into that. Obsessed with hockey. Mostly my hometown team the Portland Winterhawks. I have a tattoo of a mustache on my foot and no great story for why it's there. every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-44906301-1', 'tumblr.com'); ga('send', 'pageview');

[funnytwittertweets]

[nikeypapi]

how do you deal with anxiety ?

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed

[oberynmartell]

god i wish that was me

[fandomsandfeminism]

Good for him.

[breathtakingdestinations]

Cannon Beach - Oregon - USA (by John Westrock) 

[lousysharkbutt]

he had such a good streak going too

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[t3sticles]

Lost in the sauce

[handsoffmyfriends]

tumblr truly is a site like no other

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[doubledumbass]

[homunculus-argument]

The ancient greeks really had graves for dogs. And they carved stuff on the stone like “carrying you here, I now feel as much grief as I felt joy when I carried you home” and “you never barked without reason, but now you are silent”. The human urge to tell a story spans centuries and millennia, and the loss of a really good dog makes you want to tell people - even people centuries in the future, who will never know your name - that there once was a dog who was a very good girl, but now she no longer is and you aren’t sure what to do with all this sorrow.

[melaschasma]

This is my very favourite thing.

Last year, I found this one tucked away in a corner of the archaeological museum in Istanbul:

The inscription reads:

“His owner buried the dog Parthenope, that he played with, in gratitude for this happiness. [Mutual] love is rewarding, like the one for this dog. Having been a friend to my owner, I deserve this grave. Looking at this, find yourself a worthy friend who is both ready to love you while you are still alive and will care for your body [after your death].“

On so many of the other funerary carvings, the text was often more about the person who commissioned the carving than the person the carving was commissioned for. This one, which is for a dog, doesn’t even identify his owner—it’s entirely about a very, very good boy named Parthenope, who was loved so much that he will be remembered forever.

[marzipanandminutiae]

god this is so affecting

just one thing- Parthenope is a feminine name, so this dog was in fact a very, very good girl!

[figmentforms-the-human]

Don’t mind me as I cry a little.

[tony-stanks]

PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM

I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.

[virginiaisforhaters]

Nadine Abdel-Taif, 10, whose home in Palestine was destroyed by Israeli bombing

[virginiaisforhaters]

[virginiaisforhaters]

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Palestinian solidarity. Always. End the apartheid, free Palestine.

[thatsbelievable]

[ladyhistory]

Kinda sad only 12 of my AP Gov't students wanted my good luck exam day goodie bags (complete with patriotic junk food, tattoo, party popper, and USA bracelet)

but I hope it brings these guys luck and makes up just a little bit for a crappy year

and I'll just stress eat the leftovers

[theconcealedweapon]

[mangogoneart-deactivated2020102]

Smooch!💖

[artisticallygay]

If god hates gays why do we keep winning?

[macdenniz]

good for them

[milfposting69]

himbo rights

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[mioxenoblade]

This take is pissing me off so Im going to just rant about it to get it out of my system.

Elon Musk's SNL bits weren't unfunny because he's autistic, they were unfunny because he's an out of touch conservative billionaire with a cult of personality who panders to online nerd communities who are obsessed with 4chan, cryptocurrency, and saying slurs as often as possible. Every time this man says a single thing it's incredibly clear he has no idea what life is like for the average person and has been spoonfed by others his entire life. He didn't start tesla, he bought it. He's more of a detriment to SpaceX than a positive. He's rich because mommy and daddy being racists in apartheid South Africa. He owns a fucking diamond mine. He calls literal heroes pedophiles for daring to criticize his stupid plans thatd kill innocents. His companies violate almost every OSHA standard (and thats just the shit in the USA) and his space company rains dangerous shit all over American cities.

People don't hate Elon Musk because he's autistic. People hate Elon Musk because he's a Captain Planet villain.

And, trying to level that disgust towards him as disgust towards autistic people is so extremely ableist. Elon Musk getting made fun of for being terrible at comedy and being an unrelatable billionaire is not the same as autistic people getting made fun of for not being able to communicate ideas.

Fuck all the way off.

[possumjerky]

Raise your hand if you know autistic people who are hilarious

🙋‍♀️