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They/Them, 🍊Kiai! For Bastion! (170💀 150⏳ 135❄️ 95🍀 45👁️ | 55🗡)

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[suigenerisisadiva]

I WAS ON PINTEREST AND FOUND THIS IT FRICKING SENT ME DUDE

[medievaljournalist]

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

[wastrelwoods]

I know some people are like i just want to have a flat chest without needing any surgical intervention or they are real bothered by the idea of visible scarring after but I really do feel so like yayy yippee I get my own personal scars that can be all mine! About my double incision experience. Even though i honestly had very little in the way of specifications for my surgeon. Like I didnt dream up the ideal bespoke scar shape for my chest in advance but I feel kind of like getting to see the way this surgery shows up on my body and how it heals is such a personalized little gift all on its own. I got my tits removed and they gave me a complimentary unique scar to go with it...

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[strawberry-seal77]

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[sammiesweetheart]

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[bruzum]

[rednines]

He’s growing

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie