RANDY

NAME: RANDALL WHITE DOB: 3 - 14 - 1975 H: 5'9" W: 160 LB. STATION: PEARL ASSIGN,: OBSERVATION / NOTATION PR. OCC.: LIQUOR STORE CLERK NOTES: white could not be kept still for record photo. subject continually shows signs of distraction, nervousness, and discomfort while in the presence of authority. despite this, security tapes show no signs of slacking. his work is meticulous and extremely accurate.

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“he looks like a female teacher from the 1800s that is just never gonna get married, so she moved to the prairie and she never found a husband and she just teaches kids...” my sister, talking about michael pitt circa murder by numbers

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REBLOG WITH YOUR FAVORITE ICON OF YOUR MUSE

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my skype is a GOLDMINE

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sometimes doctors are assholes

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i’m a shipwhore with virtually no ships it’s sad

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randy owns a ‘bad motherfucker’ wallet. he never uses it, because it’s too offensive for his taste.

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OH YEAH SORRY FOR POSTING OOC SO MUCH BUT TODAY I LEARNED ABOUT THE BOOK POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT AND ITS MANY SIBLING NOVELS AND I’M SO GLAD IT EXISTS…

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Send me a url and I'll answer the following;;

Opinion on;

Character in general: How they play them: The Mun:

Do I:

RP with them: Want to RP with them:

What is my;

Overall Opinion:

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

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uptown girl. billy joel.

can’t not like this song

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shewhocanfindanyone replied to your post: sometimes i randomly change my clothes...

fucking with people subtly is my favourite

it’s really fun, even if people don’t even notice consciously. it’s just self satisfying. i’m fucking with people on a subconscious level

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sometimes i randomly change my clothes just to throw people off. like, i’m wearing short shorts and a black tank top. i switch into slightly different short shorts and a GREY tank top. just to make people think ‘wait... did he change his clothes or... or...’ 

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“Serioulsy?” he cursed under his breath, pulling his license out showing it to the man.

“This good enough for you?”

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‘ Yeah   Yeah, you’re good, man. Sorry about that. ‘ 

                   he bags up the bottle, brown paper crinkling as                    he pushes it across the counter. the relief of weight                    on the cheap laminate causes it to curl, nervously                     nail picked edges folding on themselves. 

‘ Y’know you’re the first guy to buy this stuff. Is it good?? ‘

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"Fuck off."

FUCK sentence starters 

‘ Oh    Sorry, man. Just try’na help... ‘