Strade

Dead Dove Do Not Eat rp/alter/blog Account for a mature audience

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Hallo lieber Leser

Ach, I found heraus I was being erwähnt on this Tumblr App? I didn't know I was so beliebt, even outside from meine Streams.... I guess I'm fein with indulging in this Community, alles for ein Fan, ja?

Don't be scheu, ask me Löcher in den Bauch! I freue mich to get to know new Leuten!

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Hello! This account is NOT safe for minors it is +18 I obviously do not condone the fictional actions of this character. send anons !

I am German but my German is very rough so don't kill me if I get stuff wrong

I am completely fine with parasocial anons and RP it does not affect me if it's in RP also i heavy welcome yume shipers

Strade is not a trustable narrator

anons :

about my strade

strade is 34-36, Strade is bi/pan and poly (for ship wise shhh) Strade is atheist (some what idk) He is a sadistic asshole (obviously) Absolutely despises actually cooking but can make a mean barbecue

strade is married to @tv-static-sys ats canon sh

This version of strade I try to make more realistic if he was an actual human and he's incredibly grimy and I want to portray that in my posts this will obviously be sensitive material knowing how the game is

I do not condone that out of the realm of fiction

I will try to stay in Canon most of the time I will work on my own blog to get to know more about me!

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Hallo again

what are your opinions on carrot cake?

Hmmmm

hm.. its a 9/10 for me

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killing you now

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Strade do you like milkshakes :3?? I just made a Banana blueberry protein milkshake!

-Mutt🩵

ohhh that sound really good id love one :)

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What if i say pretty please..... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

-Mutt🩵

maybe...

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Hallo wieder, are you interested in another cook? If not i know how to clean and prepare all konds of meats

Hmm well it would be nice to have a cleaner Ren is ah Nicht das Beste

(ooc my heart dropping to my ass thinking I was getting another dick pic in asks because it was censored so heavily and flesh colored 😭😭)

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Oh, ein anderer Deutscher? Gut!

Do you like...... ah! sweets (Es tut mir leid, dass ich versuchte, mich daran zu erinnern, wie man dieses hartnäckige Wort buchstabiert. ) if you do what kinds do you prefer?

:)

-Gadgets

ah hello! hm that is honestly hard, I don't eat candy all the time, I really like cake ren makes some nice carrot cake..oh and your German is very gut!:)

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"Strade! Strade I have a question do you like ehm to cuddle with cats?.."

-Eve 🐈‍⬛

ach they are so cute, aw you want cuddles ?

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Hear me out let me out of the basement I’ll make you dinner <3

So you can stop living off of midass beer. I won’t even biteee

HEY my beer is good thats it 4 more weeks in the basement

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Straaade i ordered some new toys (ಡωಡ) You gon get it

-Mutt🩵

i am not putting a controller up my ass

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"S-Strade!"

*Attempts to conceal prostate poll with entire body*

"It's uh... not what... it looks like?"

-LiL ☢️

sure...sure, i got my eyes on you

[ykmetconfessional]

Who's getting their prostate hit the best?

BTD Strade

BTD Ren

Lawrence

Derek

Mason

YKMET Strade

YKMET Ren

Voting ended onMay 29

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i wonder what my fans are doing on this app let me just- oh..

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YES YES I'VE BEEN GOOD!!! i cleaned all your tools •́︿•̀

-Mutt🩵

ach i guess i can buy it just for you

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Strade can you buy me Tomodachi life for the switch PLEAAAASE I'LL BE GOOD, I'LL CLEAN THE BASEMENT!!!!

-Mutt🩵

Hmm not sure, it's pretty expensive hm have you been good Welpe?

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What amenities does a guest get when visiting your BDSM basement? The saw table is a start~

@subject-y 🌌🎻

Oh it is not a bdsm basement Sei nicht albern. We have amenities like uh..ach beer! And some snacks maybe a bit of tetanus we also have Advil

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[canon update: strade has not answered asks yet as he just finished watching hail Mary and has been crying]

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will I be in your basement this week

Ach just ask nicely or heh beg and then yes