gay mf that just wants to watch the world burn

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE.

[three-semicolons]

Oh my god. Dick is one of those parents with the leash backpacks to keep their kids from pulling nonsense at the theme park.

Like tell me the difference.

IT’S A LEASH BACKPACK MAN. EVEN THE TONE OF WHAT DICK IS SAYING. The “What is wrong with you???” is so exasperated parent coded it’s incredible.

[redcurrantpuff]

Dancing among the stars 🌟

[angelgemy]

I'm so lucky lucky

[faiyaart]

5 years later:

This is Karma Grayson.

[va-nnahs]

In another universe, slight things change and Dick finds himself in the cementery one fateful night

[shmooseee]

Utrh fatson edition

[spicy-apple-pie]

I laughed at this for too long

[robs-your-robins]

Tim: Bruce, I’m bi.

Bruce:

Bruce: You have two options. I can respond either as Batman or as Bruce Wayne. Both will be in a loving, accepting, fatherly way. But both are markedly different.

Tim:

Tim: Bruce.

Bruce: Hi Bi, I’m Bruce 🥹

Tim:

Tim: No, I’ve changed my mind. Batman please.

Batman, whipping out a folder from under the dining room table and setting it on the table: I gave you “The Talk” a few years back but was based on straight relationships. For the next hour, we will be discussing how to be safe and comfortable when having relations with a boyfriend. There will be an educational video about protection. It will be just as awkward as the other talk but it is necessary you are educated and safe.

Tim:

Tim: Can I just get a hug?

Bruce: You can for sure get a hug.

[begaybekei]

Guys. Hear me out: A Cautionary Tale by Laufey. As. The Robins.

The whole chorus is basically Grayson guys:

"I gave it too much, I gave myself up." BASICALLY THE START OF ROBIN AND HIS PATH TOWARDS NIGHTWING. AND HEROISM. HELLO???

"My chameleon heart, took your draining personality." HIM AND BRUCE BROS. MY BROS....

"I wanted to please you this performance of a lifetime." Need I explain?

"My heart's to you handed, you took it for granted, and made me the villain." Spyral arc. Specifically—the family's reaction to him coming home.

And the bridge. THE BRIDGE AS ALL THE ROBINS??? MY DUDESSSSS:

"Oh inside you there's a guiltless child who never saw his mother smile." Could be anyone. Dick... Jason... Tim... Damian... HELL EVEN BRUCE.

"A boy who has no sense of home, believes he's better off alone." Tim or... hear me out. JASON.

"Who coils up in jealousy, to mask his insecurities." ... Damian. 🤗

"And I can't fix you, god I tried. The hourglass I shattered just in time." Tim.

I rest my case.

(Someone make an edit please I've been so fixated on this concept for WEEKS I'M TELLING YOU. I need this in my life)

(Idk if this has been done. Please help me I'm so deprived.)

[ch-charred]

A fun post in honor of my birthday tomorrow!

Tim, bored on patrol: Quick, what’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?

Jason, nonchalante: I have some scattered memories from after I crawled out of my grave, and the first thing I remember someone saying to me was “you good, man? you look like death.”

Dick: *bursts out laughing*

Jason, starts wheezing: And like, I was covered in dirt, and- and blood, and wearing a fucking *wheezes* funeral suit, and- *Jason breaks off laughing*

Tim:

Dick, in between laughs: Once- Once I was- was homeless for like, a little bit, and all I could think- the only thing I could think was “wow I should’ve been less mean to Jason, that kid was kind of a badass.”

Jason: *starts laughing harder*

Dick: And then the next time I saw you, *wheezes* the next time I saw you, you tried to kill me. And- god- and I just thought “he’s still a badass.”

Dick and Jason: *wheezing on the floor*

Tim:

Tim: I don’t think you guys know what funny means.

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Do you think there were moments, early on, when Robin would do something so childlike on patrol (nothing wrong, just small things) that it would suddenly hit Bruce ? The way he’d rub his eyes when he was tired, or how his lip would tremble for just a second after scraping his knee before quickly powering through it. How he’d hum to himself while waiting on a rooftop, swing his legs when he thought Bruce wasn’t looking, or get excited pointing out constellations in the Gotham sky like it wasn’t the same polluted mess as always.

So for a split second, the mission wouldn’t matter anymore. Bruce would just turn around and say, “We’re going home,” leaving Dick confused, tugging at his cape like, “What ? But we just got here.”

On those nights, Bruce would overcompensate by getting Dick’s favorite dessert, letting him stay up late to watch movies, or taking him to the amusement park the next day. It was his subtle way of making up for what he’d almost forgotten : that before he was Robin, Dick was still a child who deserved to be one.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Jazz: I've been thinking of working out this summer. How's that gym you joined? Is it any good?

Danny: You should. It's phenomenal! They pair you up with a workout buddy, help you with routines, and provide private rooms for you to use if you're shy. They're even doing a whole nutritional plan for me, completely free! Damian says he's already starting to see the difference in me, and we've only been partners for two months.

Jazz: Damian?

Danny: He's my workout buddy. Apparently, he's been training for various Olympic sports since he was a kid, so he helps out at the gym for people our age to make some quick cash. He's so cool and the nicest guy around. I never felt bad for struggling to do some exercises.

Jazz: Well, he sounds great. And he's right, you've really started to build up muscles. Everyone back home will lose their minds when summer break is over.

Danny: Thanks! :D

Meanwhile at Wayne Manor: >>>>>>>>>>>>>

Damian: Alfred, will you please review this nutritional plan? I wish to make sure it's balanced enough to build lean muscles.

Alfred: Certainly, Master Damian. Is this for a new training regimen for you?

Damian: No, it's for my fiance.

Bruce Spitting out coffee: YOUR WHAT!?

Damian: My fiancé. Daniel wishes to get into better shape this summer and has entrusted me with his training. As per League tradition, he is now my lover.

Dick: Damian, for the last time, just because a random scrawny foruteen year old walked up to you at my gym it does not mean he was asking for your hand in marriage. He thought you worked there!

Damian: Why would he assumed that?

Dick: You were wearing a shirt with the gym's name and carrying a clipboard!

Damian: I was supporting my brother's new business endeavor and ensuring that inventory was accurate. It's been two months, and Daniel has followed my routines to the letter. That's basically a proposal.

Bruce: ......You know a lot of things involved with your mother suddenly lined up in my head.

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

what am i doing

[arc-misadventures]

Can't go wrong with a Perry the Platypus meme.

[dorknop]

Hello!!! This is some fan-art of jaemyun's DPxDC fic Who You Gonna Call?

I don't have much to say, this fic is amazing. I really liked Phantom's design in it, so here we are! I tried to incorporate some of the uncanny-ness of the guy's long arms, and I imagine him being pretty spindly? I also threw some minor head-cannons in there.

The sketches at the end are some visual concepts of Danny, Tucker, and Sam. Definitely gonna rework Sam's design if I have time between college stuff, I don't think the way it is now really looks like her.

Anyway, I am a firm believer in tall Danny(at the very least), that boy is the son of a brick building of a man. Also, I tried to incorporate a little bit of Dan-ness in his face, just because I think it would be inevitable for him not to share some resemblance as he gets older, which is my reasoning for him looking the way he does.

Either way, both Sam & Danny are probably gonna get re-vamped if I end up drawing their Gala outfits from chapter 8. Tucker will probably not, I like how his face turned out.

Blah! Whatever :D! Go read jaemyun's fic, it's amazing! Their characterization is bonkers-over-yonkers insanely good, I cannot state this enough!

[everydaylouie]

that's me

[begaybekei]

if i wrote a fanfic of the DAM music video… would anyone read it? (im so fuking tempted guys its insane)

[ngjch899]

Dick : so yeah, we should definitely- oh hey jason, do you want to join us? We were planning to go to the movies-

Jason, who's looking down at his phone, walking past them,

Jason : maby another time, dad.

Dick :

Tim :

Damian :

Duke :

Jason, just walking off, leaving them baffled.

Duke : ..what just happend?

Dick : oh no..do I.. look like bruce?..

Tim who's being frantic : did he even notice that he called you- wait what? How-

Damian : does todd think...

Duke : is this normal? Did this happen before?!

Tim : ...no. sure, dick is a great older brother but none of us ever called him dad..

Damian : I'm sure todd ment to say dick, but misspoke..

Dick : do I look like b?!!!

Jason, who recently found out that dick tried to adopt him, and now to mess with bruce, calling dick dad and B gramps.

[mirlumae]

Sometimes, I wish hazmat au was canon, I would be so feral about the astronaut connection.