Spain loves to spoil Romano
They dance together at least once a week. Spain’s dance lessons never went away even after Lovi’s chorea went away
Roma tries his best at dancing but fails 80% of the time or pretends to do so Spain will correct him (Lovi’s probably a great dancer but acts like a clutz around Spain)
Then when Spain corrects him, it just gives him an excuse to tell Toni, “Shut up, tomato bastard!”
Toni just laughs because he thinks Lovi is adorable
Romano handles his drinks well and doesn’t like to get completely smashed like certain people… when he does though, he gets really upset and starts saying really bad things about himself
Spain tries so hard to comfort him and it takes a lot of convincing for Romano to actually stop, but Roma stops eventually because he realizes how much it upsets Spain to see him like that.
It just keeps happening, though, but it’s because, like others, Romano can’t control his drunk side. However, to Spain’s relief, it doesn’t happen often (because once again, Roma doesn’t like to get smashed)
They’d live together in a open floor plan Italian style house (Romano doesn’t like things that aren’t very Italian (the exception being Spain, of course), Toni wouldn’t care about the style tbh) and they have three dogs.
I can promise you none of them are named Doge.
They also have a fairly big garden, and Lovi loves tending to the garden with Toni. Unfortunately, he gets terrible sunburn.
Then Toni is like “SUNSCREEN” but Roma is too proud to wear suncreen, so he just mopes. You’d think he’d learn after it happened the fifteenth time… but no.
“Lovi please put on suncreen you know how bad your burns get” “I don’t need it!” “Lovino Vargas I will force it on you”
Lovi eventually accepts his fate
“Stupid tomato bastard…” “You love me, Lovi.” “…. Hmph.”
Roma loves singing, but his voice would be very quiet and unsteady at first, but he’d gradually get better.
He loves singing “The Only Exception” to Spain and doesn’t really mind singing in front of him at all, no matter which song it is.
Toni, Feli, and Grandpa Rome are/were the only ones he did anything musical around because he trusts that they won’t laugh if he ends up messing up somehow.
Toni tells Lovi that he loves him all the time. Lovi doesn’t say it as often, but when he does he’s very sincere about it and it’s Very Cute™
Lovi gets extra snuggles those nights
However, Lovi does get embarrassed when Spain tells him that he loves him, and it doesn’t matter if they’re in public or in private, he still gets embarrassed.
Since Lovi is tiny, he tries to kiss Toni, but he’s not tall enough. He’s pretty much struggling until Toni leans down enough.
Lovi gets sleepy a lot, and we mean a lot, and Toni has to carry him piggy back when he falls asleep. Then, Lovi wakes up and he’s like, “Wait how the fuck did I end up here?”
Lovi is really clumsy and is always tripping and bumping into things, so Toni carries band-aids and disinfectants on him at all times just in case.
Spain breaks the dishes a lot because he hand washes them (he doesn’t believe in dishwashers), and he uses too much soap and water, so they slip out of his hands and break. Except the silverware.
Lovi tries to clean it up, but Spain doesn’t trust him with glass hardly ever, plus he doesn’t want his tiny tomato to get hurt.
“Why don’t you ever use the dishwasher?” “I don’t believe in them” “Toni just use the damn dishwasher.”
Once when Spain ALMOST injured himself with a knife because of his shitty hand washing skills, he finally gave in after being practically yelled at by Romano (”You fucking tomato bastard! You could’ve hurt yourself!”)
“I still don’t believe in them” “Toni stop being so fucking difficult it makes life easier” “Lovi they’re evil” “They’re not”
Sometimes Spain refers to Lovi as his “Tiny Tomato” and Lovi gets really embarrassed and tries Yaku kicking him.
If you don’t know what a Yaku kick is, look it up
Every time Lovi tries the Yaku kick he falls down
Spain has some awesome af reflexes and catches Roma 90% of the time before he actually falls, and Lovi blushes when it happens cause it looks like a dancing dip and he hides his face in Spain’s chest/crook of his neck.
But when Roma falls, Spain is just like… “SHE HIT THE FLOOR, SHE HIT THE FLOOR. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW”
If you don’t get the song reference then I’m sorry and I probably look really dumb right now
Lovi yells at him for that though. “BASTARDO SHUT THE FUCK UP”
Feli is eventually called in to help Spain calm down the angry tomato.
“Umm… Italy, your brother is flipping shit again and I need your help” “I’ll be there in five.”
“Time for the hugs!~” “FELI LET ME GO”
Lovi doesn’t really like amusement parks, but Toni loves them. Lovi goes mostly for the food, and he’ll only ride one or two rides. He always screams on the kid’s rides.
And Toni pets his hair and is like, “You’re alright, Lovi, it’s okay.” “SHUT UP IT’S NOT OKAY.”
Lovi would probably be shaking after the ride and Toni would sit down with Lovi on his lap and whisper to him until he calms down. It is very gay.
Lovi has really bad allergies, so there’s always always always allergy meds in the house, and Toni carries them with him in case Lovi forgets to take them.
Okay so, Roma thinks that Toni looks hot when he’s wearing his pirate shit. He’d never admit it, but Spain knows anyway, it’s just that Roma doesn’t know that Spain knows.
He thinks his thirsting is unknown to anyone else, but Spain knows. Roma would die if Spain knew. Feli also figured it out at some point also.
Feli talked about it to Ludwig at some point.
“Ludwig… I think my brother has a pirate kink.”
Prussia would probably overhear them and start crying from laughter.
Then everyone figures it out eventually, but they don’t mention it to Roma at all. Until one day, America mentioned it when Romano was rIGHT THERE.
Roma turns bright red and does the Yaku kick to Al (and doesn’t miss) “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DAMN BURGER EATER”
Then a couple seconds later, Romano finds out that Spain was rIGHT THERE ALSO
Romano gets extremely embarrassed and starts to cry because he cries when he gets super embarrassed, but it just makes him even more embarrassed. Luckily, Feli was there to hug him and calm him down. “There, there, Fratello. It’s okay.”
After Romano and Spain get home, Romano starts to apologize to Spain, but then Spain interrupts him before he gets to say anything with a, “There’s no need to apologize. I find it hot” and Spain smirks and winks at him flirtatiously.
Poor Romano’s face because like… a tomato red.
That’s probably why Spain calls Romano his tiny tomato.
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