welcome to my twisted pretzel

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[skidfarts]

Back when i was like. 9 i watched a cuck porn video And i didnt quite understand the concept of what it was But i remember being so sad about how the woman was talking to her husband while she was fucking this other guy. and then she broke the couch and she said "uh oh sweetie we broke your couch.." all condescendingly And then he said "i LOVED that couch.😕" and it made me so upset i cried

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[kirbyddd]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[18-1-9]

Why is everyone acting surprised about Ringo Starr still having the elfstones like his All-Starr Band didn’t literally release a song called “You Can’t Have Me Stones (Me Mystic Elven Stones)”. What else did we think that song was about

[livermartis]

You truly can't miss a day on Tumblr. Why does Ringo Starr have elf stone powers.

[staubshorts]

oktorkk

[vinnigami]

go my cait sith

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[mon3trs]

[supersaiyanblonded]

Final Fantasy X Aeon portraits

[greatergirlfriend]

i'm a little tutorial fairy and i flutter around after you and go like "remember, turning on your lantern can improve visibility in dark places!" but then suddenly i feel like i'm being annoying and i get really quiet and distant for the next three hours

[greatergirlfriend]

life is hard for a fairy like me...

[remight]

Birth by CD-i

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]