♫ Her Dirty Paws ♪

♪ This blog portrays the essence of my fucking mind. ♫

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[hotelmario]

I’m just a feel. Yes I’m only a feel. And I’m sitting here on No GF Hill 

[boguskudos]

Things I Never Learned In High School

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clevergirlhelps:

sweetandlovelygirl7:

w0lf-eyes:

How to do taxes

What taxes are

How to vote

What political parties are

How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job

How to write a check/balance a check book

Anything to do with banking

How to do loans for college

How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things

How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

didn’t learn any of this in college either

yoooooo (part II)

How to do taxes

What taxes are

How to vote

What political parties are

How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job

How to write a check/balance a check book

Anything to do with banking

How to do loans for college

How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things

How to buy a car or house

BONUS

How the stock market works (and how to invest)

How insurance works (house, car, life)

Good meals for under $10

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[allwereallyneedisweed]

A novel by me

[viuxic]

You drink about, smoke about, don’t talk about.

Think about it

(via viuxic)

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[my-mind-hey-hey]

[becausebirds]

Dutch “Cuddly Owl” finally caught on video. This bird has been cuddling the citizens of this town for a while. It likes to land and stomp on people’s heads.

Watch the video

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[dadfromthehood]

Turtle

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[gostatisfy]

When bae tries to act cute in the middle of an argument

Me: We’re not finished talking yet

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Cheesy Mashed Potato Waffles