Being An Alien

A little bit of everything all in one place. A kind of Tokio Hotel Blog that strays into the unknown at times. I reblog and post what I feel like.

[doggosource]

cloud running

[veverybeautiful-deactivated2018]

[shimashimashippo]

[4838385854948383885848383-deact]

[reginaldqueribundus]

enjoy this thing that I worked on instead of preparing for my business trip

more dumb stuff I have made

[reginaldqueribundus]

Come on guys I didn’t ignore my deadlines for this to only get one note

[being-an-alien]

no but really. I hate conveyancing. Hate everything to do with it. I dont want to draft a qualified acceptance, I dont want to draft at all.

No one gives enough of a fuck to help me, despite me literally doing all the work from them on another assessment. Look at the clauses isnt helping me, as if I hadnt already thought of that! Tell me the answer so that I dont have to waste another 17 hours on this. 

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[bnhoe]

IT HAS RETURNED

[proffesionaldumbass-deactivated]

If everywhwre was canada and we followed canadas laws everything might be more peaceful

[anony-phangirl]

OH GREAT GODS OF HEAVEN!!!! THIS IS TOO DAMN HILARIOUS I HECKING LOVE IT!!!! XDDD

THANKS @nepturanus-thy-planet FOR SHOWING ME THIS!!! XDDD

[quoth-the-sparrow]

@silversmith-91 this is funny 😊

[silversmith-91]

One of us, one of us! This is amazing!! I love it so much

[billxkaulitz]

[markv5]

“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…

[pinkpop1997]

[ruinedchildhood]

Daniel Radcliffe on set of Guns Akimbo

[spoookiepie]

We live in such a strange reality that my honest to God first thought was that this was just Daniel Radcliffe on a saturday night

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

[downtroddendeity]

The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.

The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.

He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.

Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

wow fuck that one tarantula

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[being-an-alien]

Okay, but Tom looks really great in a suit. 

I think that should be the ultimate take away from all this

[being-an-alien]

me: *ready to slag off our uk entry as always*

someone: *crashes her stage*

me: holdup, that’s our fckin girl, i will throw y'all under a bus

[ewaneneollav]

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

[athenavine]

Said the Baudelaire children.

[violetchachk]

Violet Chachki | DC Pride Festival

[babyanimalgifs]

piggy ❤️🐷

From @mybestfriendhank

[sunsetbulevarstudios]

x

Bill Kaulitz Instagram Story i [16.04.2018] - Hi Berlin 👬 

[sarahseeandersen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Sarah Andersen

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

An elegant beast <3

[samdirector24]

A majestic disaster :D

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“This is fine

i am fine”

- cats, as they gently slide off of furniture to fall upon the floor