I'm so tired, I can't even think straight

Just a humble bohemian with homosexual tendencies

[thetidemice]

been getting really into bed recently

[samdirector24]

If I was a vampire, I would totally lure my victims in with the most ridiculous and silly things. I am in no way saying that I am a vampire of course

[disgustinggf]

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

[samdirector24]

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I should go celebrate at Chuck e cheese. Or at least order in a pizza or something tonight

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

its ok if nows not a good time

[t-a-r-0-t]

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

[ryebreadgf]

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

[faggottt]

Need friends that will give me back rubs

[wordfather]

i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.

[samdirector24]

Me when my cat is running around at 2:00 a.m. and knock something over

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I am personally in favor of gays desecrating US government institutions

[teaboot]

I cannot be both the JUDGE and the DEFENDANT in my own life it is a conflict of interest and I am committing so many crimes and looking the other way

[teaboot]

yes your honor I did remain in bed until 3pm instead of buying groceries like I said I would but could I bribe you with. Four more hours and a pizza delivery? Innocent. Court adjourned

[teaboot]

(eating an entire thin crust brooklyn pepperoni by myself, topless) this whole fucking city is dirty

[faggottt]

I tell myself I get coffee bc it will wake me up and give me energy but really it just gives me anxiety and goes straight to my asshole

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

[valtsv]

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i've ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

[samdirector24]

It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[samdirector24]

My blog is 8 years old today. I can't believe I've had this thing for so long LOL. I should order in a pizza for myself for dinner tonight 🍕 🥳

[alittlemxchievous]

Reblog to give me a little kiss