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Moriah. 21. Chicago-Bay Area. I'm into a lot of things.

[meladoodle]

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

[biparrish]

when u highkey want 2b hot but ur 5'3 and have squishy cheeks

[midnight-charm]

Adela Stenberg photographed by David Ferrua for Vogue Ukraine August 2017

Stylist: Tania Rat Patron Hair: Yoann Fernandez Makeup: Mayia Alleaume

[thesoulfunkybrother]

Portraits by Gabriela Mendez . 17′

[kuulam]

DUDE OMG

[stevebuscemi4prez]

Whistler’s Mother  Steve Buscemi sitting in a chair in front of “Whistler’s Mother” and making it a much better painting 

[marriagehoney]

If u listen closely u can hear the screams of a thousand ugly fuckboys crying over the fact that the Doctor is gonna be a woman. 

[crystalsoulslayer]

[dappledwithshadow]

Vincent van Gogh painted by Toulouse-Lautrec and John Peter Russell with the only known picture of Vincent after the age of 19 in the middle. 

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[kitschatron]

[himsdaily]

[respectfulmemes]

[markv5]

[accidentalfisting]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[charomora]

[sixpenceee]

Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden on its back.

[typicalcatdoak]

He needs money for his family let him go