I can't eat that.

A pregnancy story.

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Week 17. I have a belly now. Pictured here alongside the third jar of pickles I ate in the month of December.

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Trying so hard to poop. Pushing too hard and then my boobs hurt

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That day when you can ALMOST poop, but can't seem to get the job done.

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People keep saying things like "you're glowing" and I'm over here like "nah, that's the sheen of oil and pregnancy acne"

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I love being pregnant, people are always feeding me.

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Being pregnant is finally paying off! I told the donut guy I was pregnant and craving donuts. And then when I couldn't decide on 6 he gave me two extra for free.

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Lucky enough to never have to morning sickness alone.

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Nothing like a 3am puke. I definitely wouldn't rather be sleeping right now.

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I'm going to create a new metaphor for happiness. "Like a pregnant lady on holloweeen"

[paigedgafffff]

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This! Saving for future reference!

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I just want a room filled with children's wishes, trapped in bubbles.

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If I need to poop or puke, I can never tell. First trimester is the worst.

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I keep crying when people are nice to me.

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Dammit, pregnancy! I really wanted those brussel sprouts. But the sauce was a no go. I hate sad stories.

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I miss cheeseburgers And red meat. Pregnancy has Taken my food love.

[dennys]

CHEESEBURGERS

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I have this big baby of a pit bull, and she's always been my baby. But now that I'm pregnant I'm noticing a change in her behavior. -When she follows me around the house, it's to be close to me, not to beg for treats. -At night she's always been little spoon, and loves being snuggled by me or my boyfriend. She now sleeps exclusively with me, and several times a night will lay against my back and spoon me with her face on my hip or waist. -Shes a barker, but recently has quit as soon as I call her name and then immediately finds a spot to sleep next to me. -she sniffs my crotch incessantly. Dogs and their ability for empathy simply amaze me.