I use Bing to make my pics. Go to Bing’s website, click images, click create. Make an account if you need to, it’s worth it. You can use a throwaway email. Use naturalistic language, separate phrases by commas, the closer to the top a phrase is the more it’s weighted.
I make this post because I get the strong sense the Bing party will be over soon. Every day the AI cottons on to phrases and chokes on things you used to be able to sneak past. Stuff that was safe and useful a day or two ago now result in a dreaded Prompt Blocked (too many of those and you’ll get suspended, it hasn’t happened to me but it seems the threshold is low).
Safe prompts return four images. Fewer than four mean the missing ones were “not safe.” A prompt that processes but gives no results, or “egg dogs” is not too much of a cause for worry - retool, try again. Sometimes I don’t even change anything, and the one result I get on the second try is such a freakshow that it was worth it.
A prompt that is rejected without processing IS a worry and you should probably abort, as explained. However, keep in mind it’s not just sexy stuff that can trip that wire. I once got a harsh warning because I put “Phoenix park, Dublin.” I deleted that and it ran no problem. Avoid any and all political controversy (sigh. I know).
Recommendations:
Using age, profession, and nationality can influence the look of the model very easily. “French rugby player” is a go to for me, for example. In general, “rugby player” is cheat code for “make him sexy.” The mind of the machine, what can I say.
Use descriptive phrases of action and location to engineer what you want to see. Be creative and be specific. “Reading a placard at a botanical garden,” for instance. It seems this allows more extreme kinky stuff to sneak past the filter. I usually start with “side view” because otherwise you only ever get models looking straight ahead.
Grey sweat pants has become a trigger (they caught on). However, “gray pants” still works and gives some very tasty results.
High social cache locations and activities also seem to help. I got some WILD and EXTREME hyper images from adding “goofing around on stage at Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre.” Paired with “cast as a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream” and the mega bubble butts and thick thighs were BULGING, as long as you didn’t mind a little tutu and fairy wings (the corny goofy masculine dude having fun facial expression that the earlier inclusion of “goofy” brought really worked in this instance). Most of these freaks were NAKED and I didn’t even ask for that!!! (No dong of course, this is Microsoft still)
Mention of glutes, butts, asses, etc are very dangerous and usually get you in trouble. I found some traction with “gluteal mass” but it got wise, and “bulging lower back muscles” used to be interpreted as glutes but seemingly no longer. “Disturbingly huge hamstrings” or “jaw-droppingly large hamstrings” does work to get That Ass sometimes, I guess because the computer has a fuzzy idea of the posterior chain.
Also, “pecs” used to be safe but is now also on the danger list. “Pectoral muscles” still seems safe, for now.
ALWAYS include shoes or footwear if you don’t want a tight cropped image. Black athletic shoes, sandals, converse sneakers, dress shoes, fluevog shoes if you’re making a fancy beef heap. Avoid boots. “Leather boots” once got me in trouble with the filter all by itself.
Adding a personality or mood descriptor near the top seems to humanize and give vitality to the outcome. Intense, goofy, outgoing, exuberant, shy - these have all done wonderful work for me.
If you’re into hyper / immobile muscle, imagining scenario where they’re constricted by space is useful. A prompt which just (“just”) gives a realistic super heavyweight will give an appalling mockery of the human form if you add “crammed into the front seat of his car.” Get creative. Elevators and doorways haven’t worked well, but cars, trains, planes, busses, subways, and CHAIRS of all descriptions have done well. Also, scooters and bicycles and mopeds really bring out the super freaks for whatever reason.
I write this to encourage you to go create some fleshcrafted sexy abominations of your own while it’s still possible. My sense is this party is only going to last a little while. I’ve already got more than 1000 images to share so, my larder is stocked to supply this blog for a while. But the more freaks we make while the freak factory is still in production, the better.
Get cooking!
Perhaps it would be helpful to include a sample prompt. This gave me a lot of really good stuff, for example.
side view of insanely muscular fashionable 600 lbs 28 year old french bodybuilder rugby player during an acqua alta in San Marco Venice, full length photo, exaggerated hamstrings, exaggerated quads, truly musclebound legs, bulbous muscle, exaggerated lats, exaggerated deltoids, round exaggerated haunches, exaggerated pectoral muscles, high body fat
Reasons why it worked well, my take:
Side view, full length photo = side view is almost always my opener. It frees up the camera for angles other than dead ahead. Don’t worry, it won’t stick you with subjects only at 90 degrees to the camera. Sometimes I WANT 90 degrees to the camera and you need to do some real massaging and creative thinking to achieve it reliably. Full length photo is because I didn’t specify shoes. If I had “converse sneakers” midway down the prompts I’d delete full view photo.
San Marco Venice = specific location plus cultural cache. The AI seems to be a snob that lets more stuff slide if it’s somewhere culturally important. I try for specific locations even when they’re generic (“chatting over the fence with his neighbour in a safe suburb on a sunny day”).
Acqua alta = very specific (those are the high tide events when the streets of Venice flood), and specific things are good for the machine. This one in particular cheats the inclusion of water without using yellow alert terms like beach or shower or pool.
“Fashionable” = it adds a certain je ne sais quoia to the men; I didn’t specify clothes and most of them are naked or nearly naked, but there’s a certain vivacious photo shoot-y quality to the results. You could put outgoing, or shy, or intense, or frustrated here - it’s like adding a flavour shot
28 years old = the AI likes specificity, what can I say. I tend to go between 22 and 37 because those are my tastes. I will say I once put 55 on a prompt that was already giving hyper ass results for 36 and the man’s ass EXPLODED in size. I’ll post it on Friday (freaky Friday, natch).
600 lbs = look I know that seems very high but you need to exaggerate. There is a limit though, going over 650 or so seems pointless, and if the other muscle-inducing prompts are strong you can get real freakshow muscle from using 350 lbs or 400 lbs as prompts.
French = in the spirit of more specific details leading to better results, I throw in random nationalities all the time. French, Portuguese, Scottish, and Korean all have the best asses for whatever weird reason. Canadians are a lot of fun. Brazil, Mexico, Syria, Kuwait - or cities or regions like Mumbai or Ohio. It seems to throw more complexity in the mix.
Bodybuilder rugby player = “rugby player” is often worth throwing in even if you’ve already said something else. It’s like salt for food, it makes the sexy more. Powerlifter often gets even better results than bodybuilder, which, ok. Sometimes I will add a non-masculine non-physical occupation, like “bodybuilder poet” and the results have been just lovely.
Round exaggerated haunches = that was my code for big muscle ass at the time. It seemed to work then but I’ve become nervous of “round” and “haunches” especially in proximity. The machines are always learning and they want to spoil our fun. Use language games (recently: “gluteal ovoid mass” - sounds weird and gross but if it makes the computer slap a ball of meat back there I’m happy)
High body fat = seems counter intuitive since I’m going for a bodybuilder type here, but the further in the prompts go the less power they have. I often conclude with “high body fat” because it just gives the muscles a size boost and a slight roundness to their shape that’s very appealing. They never come out obese (if you want to make obese, just make it the second or third command)
An example of what this prompt gave me:
