RAPSCALLION

welcome to the circus, my fellow clowns Friendly | 22 | Queer | INFJ i reblog mostly memes and humorous stuff • brasil? chega mais ♡ •

[powerfulwizard]

Not wanting to fuck a clone of yourself is just a sign of low self esteem. It’s pathetic.

[justsomeguycore]

if my clone lived an entirely independent life from me i wouldn’t fuck then because that’s basically just like fucking your estranged identical twin and that’s weird. however if my clone had all my memories and was basically just me, i would definitely smash

[belaluxe]

[kirksfattitties]

straight things to do with your heterosexual friends

[belaluxe]

as a person who has straight friends i can confirm they’re quite fond of this

[autisticexpression]

It's true, I'm the straight friend.

[devilsbrokerank]

Caitlin Fitzgerald as Simone in Sweetbitter (2018—)

1x02 “Now Your Tongue is Coded”

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

You know what i will come to brazil

[lowpolycas]

@belaluxe I'm coming for youuu

[belaluxe]

PLEASE DO

[autisticexpression]

Can we carpool?

[belaluxe]

[bimbogollum]

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

[bimbogollum]

God I wish that were me

[servuscallidus]

Tagged by @gertrudesbell 💖💖💖💖 I'm one of those people that listens to "any kind of music" but is actually very selective, so this was really hard because I go mostly by song rather than by group or genre

My rule of thumb is that it has to be fast and either interesting or taking up space, so to speak, if not both

Also I have no idea of who half the artists on Paola's grill are fbsjkfksksksk

Tagging @belaluxe @ivory--and--gold @earnshawww @villainsactivist @curly-eyebrows @si-ma-niente-di-seri0 and whoever want to do this, feel free!!

[belaluxe]

“I’m one of those people that listens to “any kind of music” but is actually very selective, so this was really hard because I go mostly by song rather than by group or genre” the moment i read that i knew we’d have the same taste in music and your bingo sheet proved me right so sdjsjkd that’s it 

[thedevilsrain]

the purge movie franchise wouldn't exist if americans had carnaval

[thedevilsrain]

its literally a whole week of crowds of people dancing to loud music and drinking in public while sometimes being half naked. nobody dies

[thedevilsrain]

[autisticexpression]

@belaluxe thoughts?

[belaluxe]

[kirksfattitties]

straight things to do with your heterosexual friends

[belaluxe]

as a person who has straight friends i can confirm they’re quite fond of this

[lowpolycas]

picrew chain

Rules: use this picrew, make yourself and your D&D character (or any other oc), tag whoever you want!

@dreamersoftheimpossible @belaluxe @pumpkinspicedlesbian @shysoftgoth @hibiscusthee @luckilylindy @justsoup @seaoflittlefires @kttyk4t @attack-on-idontknow​ 

[belaluxe]

thanks for tagging me, dear <3 

@phoenixdellaverita @servuscallidus @vonlipvig (+ anyone who wants to do it!)

[infinityonhighvevo]

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

[servuscallidus]

Got tagged by @ivory--and--gold thank you dear!!

Rules: share 9 pics from your camera roll that exude your vibes

Tagging @belaluxe since you love tag games @lanotteseneva @Alice (you changed url again) @bramstokery and whoever wants to this

[belaluxe]

thanks for tagging me, piccola! this was so much fun! :D 

I tag @vonlipvig​ @lauisverycold​ @kikipomme​ @phoenixdellaverita​ and whoever wants to do it! <3

[belaluxe]

Escorts

where am i being escorted to

[memeuplift]

[tifacatsblog]

[autisticexpression]

@belaluxe

[belaluxe]

BWHAHAHAHA

[drunk-on-inejs-laughter]

one word to describe yourself . tag your mutuals too

one word to describe you in my mind would be CHAOS

i have no perception of myself. i’m a ball of anxiety so let’s just go with chaos

@jurdan-my-beloved @iambecomeyourvillain @sankt-nazyalensky @wafflesandschemingfaces @adams-left-hand @warmachinerox-with-an-x-all-caps

[americann-idiot]

cynical rule breaker

@rocky-foxy @saigonlukesss @jun-iper420 @thomas-gaypanic-lightwood @thechangeling @panic-at-the-nico @daddy-wentz @ganseymaboi @andrews-left-nipple @andrews-maserati @andrew-minyards-bitch

[panic-at-the-nico-deactivated20]

logophile :)

@rosiiims @proactivepisces @stolen-kisses-pretty-lies @simping-for-solangelo @i-too-didnt-care @thisisnotyourpotato

[lastkissmp3-deactivated20220417]

nerd ;)

@reputaytion-xiii @wine-stained-dress-13 @the-soul-in-the-sixth-sense @whinysstuff open tag!

[thelifeeofashowgirl]

Overthinker

@afterglow-of-lover @the-soul-in-the-sixth-sense @your-international-weirdo @fearlesslymarta and open tags (I am too tired to type)

[afterglow-of-lover]

Dreamer

Heyya! @xcleanx @tshirtonthebleachers @blackheartsclub4life @pinkblogfortay @featherowo @purpleswifties

[meghnafox-deactivated20220118]

Realistic.

@sugerqueen09 @include-women-in-the-sequel-work @justmemyselfandthefridge @doritosandbluethings @/anyone

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Idiotic

@nebulanike​ @asteroid-disaster​ @crzyprsn42​ @percyweasleyspuff​ @bookdragonfanish​ @marry-me-malfoy​ @damhalfblood​ @alienratchild @thewhiteladyofrohan @anyone! 

[oceanic-frog]

disaster

@theoneandonlypanya @dragon-with-hoard-of-rocks @bye-or-bi @chaot1c-phoen1x @ur-friendly-neighborhood-rat @whatdoyoucallanegativeantelopee @anyone!

[ur-friendly-neighborhood-rat-de]

clueless

@shoeinastring @slightly-deranged-deity @wh0w0re @nowoa @theoneandonlyidiot @recycledcactus @rudeness-sarcasm-and-cytoplasm @catboypvnkie

[bobdylansgayguitar]

Sleepy

@indubitably-a-goblin @flynn-flynnagan @ anyone who wants to

[tungledotfuck]

Growing

@a-mere-chaotic-queer @madiisbroadway @keitosworld @winterwallacehenderson @brightattheorpheum @madeofstarsandfairylights @soupfortoads

[frogsandmagic]

Passionate

@alexspinkhoodie @twilightandjatp @the-1-and-lonly @demon-babies @williescroptop @jealous-kippen @it-tastes-like-lizard

[the-1-and-lonly]

Trying <3

@average-gay-walrus @mx–spelled @mountain-dew-tickledpink @the-radio-hosts @aromanticromi @a-mere-chaotic-queer @blueskiesandstarrynights

[miss-holloways]

Daydreamer

Thx for the tag!

@awigglycultist @ashowstoppingstarkid @shhimavoidingsleep @oh-were-califormia

[awigglycultist]

Hngg

Is that a word? I’m gonna say it is, thanks for the tag!

@batsbatsbatsbatsbatsss and anyone who wants to!

[dollarstorevampire]

Feral :)

Also I for one think keysmashing counts as a word. You’re valid b :)

@bellfort3 @star-of-nobility @emo-and-confused @theaussiestofpals and anyone who wants too

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

DUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDU also thanks for the tag bats and @theaussiestofpals

depressed

tags: uhhhhh any of my mutuals i’m lazy

[muulips-deactivated20220616]

Men only have two moods:

I’m sexy and awesome

I’m useless and tired

@slut-for-freckles @sniff3rish @imnotsunshine @spider-shoes @thatbassistbitch @flick-innit

[spider-left-the-game-deactivate]

you are never useless, muu muulips

one word? *keysmash*

@ranonymousboo @daylghtmellohi @bones-sprouts @pindl3 @ anyone who wants to do it really

[heavymetalhazard]

Voi d

@ithinkimaturtle @aardvarkfuu @chasefruit @icarusichor @nickwildewastaken look I know turtle and nick are the same person but for goodnesses sake I can’t not tag a fox that ships themselves with dreamwastaken deadass.

[aardvarkfuuluu-deactivated20220]

one word, huh? okay… uhhhhhhh,,

screwy

uhhhh @lemliv @monarchvkat @boonbeenblade @frastlescastle @oh-frack

[dioliciousdio]

Oh boy one word?

I’m gonna say… Cryptid?

Idk sometimes I feel like mothman

Tagging: @peppermint-and-salt @graystar-png @xterms-and-conditionsx @walking-meme

[qu1nby]

Thank you for the tag! Let’s go with optimistic

Tagging: @yokelish, @thecrazychatlady , @dwindlingspace, @the-wholesome-ranpo, @decayofsanity, @spacestuffing (no pressure!)

[yokelish]

Hmmm…one word to describe myself …..

Yokelish

Tag: @urnfleshlight @thatringboy @sword-dad-fukuzawa

[kni-quil]

eyyy thanks for the tag, yoke and @walking-meme!

probably,,,,,

✨Foolish✨

no pressure taaaaaaagging: @aconfusedkitten @its-a-journal-of-ideals @scalpel-mom-mori @privateerstudies @stridingseer @headfullonlythoughts1 @bluejay-in-flight @abyss-or-something @wallpapersandstuff

[aconfusedkitten]

one word? does stabby count? ive been told im very stabby. >:3

everyone i know already got tagged but im doing it anyways.

@bluejay-in-flight @abyss-or-something @stridingseer @privateerstudies

[stridingseer]

I can offer this one word because I think it’s how everyone sees me x’D:  

Goose

Thanks to @aconfusedkitten and @thecrazychatlady for the tag! Gonna be tagging: 

@astralpenguin @growup-thatbeautiful @dropdeadjack @oneirataxia-girl @dreaming-of-music

[dreaming-of-music]

I’d say determined, but I have absolutely no clue how others perceive me lol

@gaydreamr @attack-on-idontknow

[attack-on-idontknow]

hmm…I think I’ll go with interested (?) (it’s what i try to be in every one and the things around me)

@lauisverycold @medusas-wife @chaossurvives

[lowpolycas]

One word that describes me: bitchin’ 😎

@dreamersoftheimpossible @pumpkinspicedlesbian @justsoup @belaluxe

[belaluxe]

meraki 

@servuscallidus @autisticexpression @this-lesbian-next-door @kikipomme @dont-try-pesticide @vonlipvig

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

You know what i will come to brazil

[lowpolycas]

@belaluxe I'm coming for youuu

[belaluxe]

PLEASE DO

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

[autisticexpression]

@belaluxe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[a-fucking-velociraptor]