BelaNekra

27 yrs old, lives in Virginia, she/her, bisexual. 

[belanekra]

Has anybody written a PHM role reversal where Rocky is the human and Grace is the Eridian and then by means mysterious and unknown, Grace gets turned into a human? Cuz I think that would be interesting.

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[imnotcryingyouare1]

Castiel is trying to kill me while toto from the wizard of oz protects me… I’m fucked

[belanekra]

Tigger is trying to kill me, but it's okay! R2-D2 is gonna merc him for me.

[alysmond]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | Season 3, Episode 5, "Unbowed and Unbent"

[belanekra]

her cunty little head tilt gives me life

[the-immortal-restless]

I think people forget that Stratt amnesticized Grace with the goal that Ilyukina and Yao would be there to help him, y’know NOT DIE, and then THEY DIED before he woke up.

So like she gets the recordings and realizes Yao and Ilyukina are dead before he wakes up so he’s got no pilot, no engineer, and no memories.

And then you also have to remember that the EXISTENCE of these recordings and the fact they were accompanied by the Taumoeba means that an amnesticized Grace somehow managed to save earth without a pilot or engineer and shoddy memory that only vaguely gives him enough to work with as he works.

Like what the fuck man.

[belanekra]

eva stratt realizing she sent the human personification of deus ex machina into space to save the human race

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[belanekra]

147091. Been there since 2013

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Grace, showing Simon around the biodome: ...and here's the garden! Grew it all myself! :)

Simon, thinking to himself: Oh my god, this guy's a mass murderer.

Simon: Huh. Neat.

Grace: Why are you looking at me like that

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

[belanekra]

I am loving this Full Gremlin Armand. Go off, baby, I support you!

[animentality]

[dogpuppy]

[belanekra]

the nature of humanity is just that every so often a streaming platform accidentally invents cable again

[beardedmrbean]

[sukig2]

I love the headcanon that once back on Erid, Rocky refuses to give up the astrophage solution until his starving dying alien friend is safe.

It's even funnier to think that he never told Grace about this.

Picture this.

Grace, recording a video diary for future human visitors or something:

"Oh boy, and the ERIDIANS are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet! They've done so much for me, I can't even put into words how grateful I am! Once we arrived on Erid, their top priority was saving my life despite the fact that their planet was dying! Me, a stranger, someone who doesn't even belong here! They went above and beyond for me, and all just because they're SUCH amazing, caring people. Right, Rock?"

Rocky, having flashbacks to the time he yelled "STAY THE FUCK BACK, NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TAUMOEBA! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? ALIEN ISN'T PRIORITY? FUCK YOU! ROCKY WILL KEEP TAUMOEBA FOR HIMSELF! ROCKY WILL BLOW UP ALL OF ERID! ROCKY WILL....":

"....sure."

[lukeskyandante]

Most of Lestat's songs are really good, you guys just don't know shit about glam rock. Rock in general, actually. It's silly, it's horny, heartbreaking and a little dirty, as it should!!! It has this feeling you can only totaly get when you listened to enough local underground bands.

The bass lines are insane, hearing it in a good headphone is a must. It gives me literal chills every time I listen to Your Biggest Fan. I also love TC's backing-vocals, they add so much dimension to the songs. Her lines in Big Bad Wolf are my favorite part of the song. Also, her in Stained Glass Eyes??? MASTERPIECE. She sings in almost the entirety of the music and almost feels as if her voice is Claudia haunting the song. When I Call Out Your Name is so fucking good, I can't stop listening to it. Cabbage became one of my personal favorites, so much fun!!!

Even the earlier songs, like Black Licorice. I love it so much! It reminds me a little of some music from Christian Death, I don't know why exactly. Something in the way Sam sang it. Also, SAM REID VOCALS!!!!

That being said, Long Face do suck. And that was intentional, so it automatically makes it good.

Anyway, TVL songs are not bad. Y'all are just fucking boring.

[poorlythoughtoutdescisions]

Grace, setting something on Rocky for a second because he needs his hands and Rockys the closest flat surface: Hold this for a sec

Rocky, absolutely aghast: Grace use rocky as TABLE question? Rocky is but furniture to Grace question? oh! oh! jail for Grace! jail for Grace for One Thousand Years!!!

[cryptotheism]

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

[daily-daydream]

Grace: So what does Adrian look like?

Rocky: *making Eridian chirping noises in excitement*

Grace: I don't quite follow. Is there any way to put that into human terms?

Rocky:.....

Rocky: "Rocky bag baddie. Statement."

[belanekra]

Rocky mate bad as hell, statement.

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Grace showing up to Erid starving, discombobulated, and with every disease known to man is hilarious in a morbid way because I’m just imagine Rocky shows up like “this is my alien friend! He saved my life and we bring back the cure to saving our star! Also, he’s dying and we know little to nothing about his biology to fix it. He saved you all so you better lock in and save his life. Good luck Eridian doctors!”

[belanekra]

This leads the Eridian Stratt's Vat being reformed and they pull in some random Eridian who wrote very a controversial paper about speculative xenobiology and they're like "we have a squishy alien and you are the Squishy Alien scientist, and it's dying so you're now recruited to save it. let's go."