I WILL NEVER STOP KILLING YOU
I AUGHTA BE ON A BASEBALL CARD
Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
Did I just listen to a version of a song from the opera carmen where it is all done in tf2 voices?
yes, you did.
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I WILL NEVER STOP KILLING YOU
I AUGHTA BE ON A BASEBALL CARD
Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
Did I just listen to a version of a song from the opera carmen where it is all done in tf2 voices?
yes, you did.
TOP LEL
MP3 Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
More Bonk remixes: http://belgerum.tumblr.com/
Play this at my wedding
@belgerum what song is this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_March_(Mendelssohn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tDYMayp6Dk
"I wish I could talk in all caps so people would know that what I’m saying is important."
"If roosters are called cocks, how come girl roosters aren’t called vaginas?"
"If the ice caps are melting, why don’t we just pour some ice in the ocean to replace them?"
"It’s the...
EVEN BETTER: THEY'RE MITTS FOR THE OVEN, SO THEY SHOULD BE MITTE-
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@snooowflakee Thank you :)
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1) What are your three favourite songs...
Ask me your questions, bridgekeeper! I am not afraid!
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS
HEY LOOK, I’M FLYIN’
Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
More Bonk remixes: http://belgerum.tumblr.com/
HELP WHAT IS THIS A REMIX OF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU
That leads to fucking nothing. Why would you trick me like that?
Sorry, accidentally put the link as text, and text as the link. Just copy the YouTube link text and paste it in your browser instead of clicking it. Or just google search Spanish flea.
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS
HEY LOOK, I’M FLYIN’
Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
More Bonk remixes: http://belgerum.tumblr.com/
HELP WHAT IS THIS A REMIX OF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU
Hey you guys! With our Indiegogo exploding like it is, we decided to do a contest because contests are fun! There are two branches to this contest and they have pretty cool prizes! The deadline is June 30th!
The Bad Fan Fiction Contest
Think you can write bad fan fiction? Prove it! Pick a snippet of flavor text from any card in our game (don’t worry — it’s totally free to download!) and use it as a fan fic prompt. Write a piece of fiction that is at least 100 words but not longer than 3000 based on that snippet. We encourage all the hallmarks of bad fiction: melodrama, purple prose, whatever floats your boat!
Prizes:
We will choose three winners! All three winners will have their fiction featured here on the TSSSF blog, complete with any links to blogs or whatever you might want us to put.
The first place, grand prize winner, however, will get a picture drawn by Pixel Prismof a part of their story!
Rules:
It can’t be rated higher than PG
You must write based off one of the ficlets on the cards. You do NOT have to include the prose on the cards at all, however.
It still has to be an enjoyable reading experience. There’s a line to walk here, re: bad fiction. Ham it up, but don’t make it unreadable.
Again, at least 100 words but no more than 3000 words.
Wherever you post it, you have to link to this post!
How to Submit:
Post it somewhere: your blog, your deviantart, wherever, then send us an email at [email protected] with the subject line Fanfic Writing Contest Submission.Include the link to your work, the card you based it off of, as well as whatever blurb you’d like us to post with it should you win. (Good details to include: where to find you online, a one-sentence explanation of who you are, etc).
The Fan Art Contest
Now for the other part of the contest! Just like the fiction contest, grab a prompt off any of the cards and draw a picture of it! Not an artist? No worries! We’re basing this on content, not talent. If your picture does a good job of telling a story, you can totally win!
Prizes
All three winners will have their art featured on the TSSSF blog, along with the blurb they send with their entry.
The first place grand prize winner will have their art printed on a card! It’ll be printed and sent to them in the mail and a link to the PNG will be provided on the blog.
Rules
Your picture must be rated no higher than PG.
You must draw based on one of the ficlets on the cards. You do NOT have to draw exactly what’s in the ficlet, but extrapolate out further if you want to.
Your picture must be at least 770x568px 300dpi. If you go bigger than that, keep the same ratio.
Wherever you post it, you have to link to this post!
How to Submit:
Post it somewhere: your blog, your deviantart, wherever, then send us an email at [email protected] with the subject line Fanart Contest Submission.Include the link to your work, the card you based it off of, as well as whatever blurb you’d like us to post with it should you win. (Good details to include: where to find you online, a one-sentence explanation of who you are, etc).
And Finally…
Thank you all so much for being such rad people! :D
I will most definitely write something for this. The entire game is about bad shipping and fanfics, so it deserves it. It really does. If there was an event for making fan music, I would totally do that too.
Pffffft I don't even know why I made this. But I did. Yeah, sure. Why not.
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
He must have been drinking alcohol. That stuff is flammable. Of course it was going to happen when booze was involved.
Maybe if he would have listened to set-on-fire prevention classes and carried a fire extinguisher in his purse he could have prevented this.
HERE’S ANOTHER.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BEAT MOZART’S TUNE TO DEATH?
BEEEEEEEEEP TIMES UP, MY SANITY’S DEAD
Oh My Fucking God
((I thought I had seen the last of this over Summer Vacation))
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE BONK TRAIN
OOOOOOOOOOH REAL SCARY
Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
More Bonk remixes: http://belgerum.tumblr.com/
I AM CRYING OMG WHERE WAS THIS AT HALLOWEEN omfg omfg omfg send help
I MADE LIKE 3 OTHER HALLOWEEN BONK REMIXES AT THE TIME JEEZUS
I bet you all saw this coming a mile away.
So did I.
Of all of the things I have made, this is the one I am most ashamed of.
Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
More Bonk remixes: http://belgerum.tumblr.com/
ohmygod bel
OHMYGOD VINX
WHY THIS POST
THERE ARE SO MANY BETTER ONES TO COMMENT ON
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MMMPH MM-MMMPHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
More Bonk remixes: http://belgerum.tumblr.com/
I feel like if the teletubbies had a moment of rock, that some how went through a disney-styled seedy saloon bar, this would play in the background.
...are you just saying that to try and get me to imagine it?
if so, then damn you, it worked.
I WILL NEVER STOP KILLING YOU CHUCKLENUTS
Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
More Bonk remixes: http://belgerum.tumblr.com/
I WILL NEVER STOP KILLING YOU CHUCKLENUTS.
GODDAMN IT
NOW I'M TRYING TO IMAGINE SEPHIROTH SAYING THAT
AND IT'S NOT WORKING
Firendly reminder that I do make things besides bonk remixes. Be warned, though, this contains pony:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9hkpTUfyqc
WHAT HAVE I SPAWNED
HAPPY EARLY HALLOWEEN CHUCKLENUTS
Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
More Bonk remixes: http://belgerum.tumblr.com/
Please don’t listen to this ever
wat? 2spooky4U?
AW, Y-YA KNOW WHAT WOULD HIT THE SPOT? BRAINS! THEY’RE DELICIOUS!
I WOULD KILL FOR SOME BRAINS HERE
Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_
More Bonk remixes: http://belgerum.tumblr.com/
Sound clip remixes are my favorites.
And is that a “nope” clip I hear in there?