Ima Painted Lark

My name is Kathryn and I am as unpredictable as a stick. And that's pretty unpredictable. Personal blog of @imapaintedlark

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just so you know, X Gon’ Give It To Ya’ and A Thousand Miles have the same BPM

they didnt match up perfectly but I did some editing.

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THIS IS SO WRONG THAT I CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO IT

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The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, April 16, 1922

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The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, April 16, 1922

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The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, April 16, 1922

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The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, April 16, 1922

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I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

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ID PAY SOME SERIOUS MONEY TO SEE THIS

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HILLSBORO, TX—Stopping mid-click and forcing himself to finish the entry for Motown, local man Keith Hayes resolved on Friday to get through the six Wikipedia tabs he already had open in his browser before starting any new ones. “No, no, no. I can’t just keep firing up new tabs whenever something in the text seems interesting,” said Hayes, adding that the entry for The Funk Brothers would have to wait until he’d completed those for Agent Orange, Jim Thorpe, Pseudoscience, Machu Picchu, and The Gemini Program first. “I need to get it together and have some discipline. It’s already crowded up there. One or two more tabs, and I won’t even be able to see what’s what anymore.” At press time, Hayes had clicked a link under References and was sucked into an entirely new website.

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good job everyone

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we’re doing great guys keep it up

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My advice is don’t take advice from people who are always giving advice. – Michael Lipsey

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I made some state tourism ads and left them outside a local travel agency.

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God bless

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I wish more people had this mindset

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I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”

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Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

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you’re half-joking but that is legitimately what happened

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The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

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r.i.p. gilbert baker (2 June 1951 – 31 March 2017)

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this is so beautiful i’m crying

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No matter how much you shame and scare them, women will still come for abortions. Pretty recently I had this young woman, 15 maybe, and we did the procedure. I said, ‘Your uterus is empty, the procedure is over. I have to go check to make sure we got everything,’ and I left the room to examine the tissue. Then I came back and told her, ‘Everything’s fine, your uterus is healthy.’ And she said, ‘So … when are you going to use the steel ball?’ I picked my jaw up off the floor and said, ‘Steel ball?’ She said, ‘Well, I went to the crisis pregnancy center and they told me you’re going to put a steel ball that’s covered with sharp blades into my uterus and twirl it around.’ And this kid still came! I was thinking, How did you ever make yourself walk in the office believing I was going to do that?

Dr. Suzanne Poppema, share hear experience of being an abortion provider. Seven abortion providers told their stories to New York Magazine. (via vesperlynds)