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William & Liam: Welcome to William and Liam’s “All Night Crown” radio talk show!
Liam: In this segment, we’re going to be answering questions and messages you send in.
William: We’re accepting submissions until the 28th. Have you thought of what you’d like to ask or tell us yet?
Liam: We’ll be sharing some of the entries we’re received too, so you can use them for inspiration!
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Liam: We received lots of submissions, Will!
William: We’ll start answering them tomorrow evening at 07:00PM.
Liam: Wow～ I’m so excited, I don’t think I can sleep tonight…
William: Shall we go through the submissions until you get sleepy?
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Liam: It’s finally time! William and Liam’s “All Night Crown” starts tonight at 07:00PM～!
William: I’ve been looking forward to it as well. Let’s respond truthfully to everyone’s desires.
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William: Now then…
Liam: This is William and Liam’s…
Liam & William: All Night Crown! Giving into the darkness of your wicked hearts—!
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From: R.N. I Love Everyone! Long-Haired “Big Brother”
Q: I love everyone in Crown so much that it’s become a problem! How can I convey my love to them?
William: Let’s kick things off with our first submission.
Liam: I feel like I can already tell who the sender is.
William: I assure you that they can hear your love loud and clear.
Liam: Thank you, always ♡
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William: We received a follow-up message from R.N. I Love Everyone! Long-Haired “Big Brother”.
Liam: “Oh? Huh? Wasn’t the answer to my question too brief?? But I love you guys anyway—!!”
William: I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself.
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From: @.loex_tg34
Q: This question is for both Liam and William! Liam, you’re a great actor, and William, you’re a talented pianist. But what is something you’re bad at?
Liam: I once got to test-drive a steam car, but I went too fast and Harry banned me from ever driving again. What about you, Will?
William: I don’t cook often, so there might be some processes I’m not the best at.
Liam: I can totally see you taking one look at the recipe and deciding it’s only a suggestion.
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From: @.sakura_5758 / R.N. A Cherry In Love With Will 🍒
Q: This might be a very simple uninteresting question, but does Will ever get drowsy or has he accidentally dozed off before?? He always has such a perfect image that I just can’t imagine him doing that, so now I’m really curious 🤭💕💕 (R.N. A Cherry In Love With Will 🍒).
Liam: Yes, YES! I’ve seen it happen!
William: Oops, I got caught.
Liam: You were leaning against a window with your cheek in your hand, basking in the sunlight, fast asleep! It was during a meeting, by the way.
William: The weather was simply pleasant that day^^.
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From: @.liam_o9o6
Q: Question for Liam! A veeery long time ago, I heard you’d style your hair yourself before a performance if there wasn’t anyone to do it for you. What kind of hairstyles do you do? I want to know your No.1 hairstyle too❤︎ ࣪ 𑊢 .ᐟ .ᐟ
Liam: I once played the role of a pirate with my hair braided along the sides! The audience loved that look, so I’d like to do it again sometime～
William: Come to think of it, I’ve never seen you with long hair.
Liam: Maybe next time I go on stage, I’ll trying wearing a wig long and silky like Victor’s hair.
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From: R.N. Let’s Become Family
Q: We’re preparing to welcome a new family member with silver hair and red eyes. How many rooms do you think he would want?
William: There used to be a stray cat in the area that looked similar to the one our sender described. Looks like Darius has adopted it. Make sure to give it a nice room to live in.
Liam: (He clearly knows what the sender’s implying and is playing dumb on purpose. I’d better not say a thing about that one…)
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Liam: Will, we got another one from R.N. Let’s Become Family…
William: “I want to know what kind of room you’d consider to be “nice”. This information will soon become necessary.”
William: I’d say it should have a cat tower and some cat toys. Don’t you agree?
Liam: … Right. On to the next question!
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From: @.harunoki_iksr
Q: This question is for William. Director Darius seems to often go out of his way to interact with you in particular, but have you had the chance to talk with the twins? If you have, I’d love to know what you talked about.
William: When I happened to run into them at the palace the other day, we talked quite a bit about Darius.
Liam: Eh? About WHAT!?
William: They told me that night after night, Darius talks extensively about what he’d do if he possessed my curse’s ability, and the extremely attractive recruitment letters he occasionally mails me…
Liam: (Wow…)
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From: @.kurobiyoko / R.N. Just A Human
Q: I heard there’s a certain fluffy little angel 👼 who’s been quietly planning to expand his family, and has Crown in his sights. Will and Liam, has anything happened that made you aware of that? (I want to know what that 👼 is up to). R.N. Just A Human.
William: The other day, three of us went out together, thanks to Ellis for making the arrangements. That was when I found out Darius knows my exact clothing size, and every single thing I have in my room.
Liam: Does that mean he went into your room without permission!?
William: It might be good to tighten security.
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From: R.N. A Model English Gentleman of Excellent Conduct¹
There is a wordplay here. The correct phrase should be " 品行方正" which, yes, means "excellent conduct". But Alfons here changed the last character to "性", which means "sex". There's no english equivalent of this.
Q: I recently bought a very gentlemanly toy. I’m looking for a woman who’d like to use it with me.
Liam: A… “gentlemanly” toy…? Uhh… is this really something we’re allowed to talk about on air?
William: It appears the sender has mistaken this program for a message board.
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William: We received a response to this submission from another one of our listeners.
Liam: Let’s see… this is from R.N. I Want It All. “The toy looks very… bumpy. What is it used for…?”.
William: You’ll have to ask him directly for an answer after this.
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From: @.ay8wcsa9bv31
Q: Question for William!! I see that you’re friends with Lord Elbert. When did your friendship start? How did you both meet, and what was your first impression of Lord Elbert?
William: We first met at a party for high society, before he became a member of Crown. He was deathly pale while being swarmed by people of all ages, so I intervened and whisked him away.
Liam: Wow, like a prince charming.
William: My first impression of him would be that he’s like the sea in nighttime, calm yet impossible to see the bottom of.
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From: @.zomi_2769
Q: Question for Liam. Do you and your partner-in-crime Harry hang out on your day offs? Also, if there’s an unexpected side of Harry you can share, please do! 🙏
William: I often see you two at dessert shops.
Liam: I help with his proofreading work too, like checking whether the names of places and shops mentioned in the books actually exist and match up. As for an unexpected side of him, he’s very popular but never indulges his admirers. Even when girls try to flirt and asking him lots of questions, he’s amazing at dodging them.
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From: R.N. Representative of The Extreme Sweet Tooth Club
Q: I’ve been eating so much sweets and desserts that my doctor warned me to stop. Can you two please talk some sense into him for me?
Liam: After seeing you clear out the entire display case at a cake shop the other day, I’m a little worried too… sorry.
William: If you plan to negotiate with your doctor in person, I’d like to be there to watch. I’m curious to see which one of you wins.
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Liam: We got a reply for R.N. Representative of The Extreme Sweet Tooth Club from R.N. Ale’s Stomach Is Mine (Attending Doctor)!
William: “Come to the basement tonight. I’ll explain to you all the fatal consequences of consuming too much sugar”.
Liam: … Harry, I’m going with you.
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From: @.15myumyu
Q: William, you often refer to Liam as “our cat”. When did you start calling him that? Was it right after you learned about his Fairytale Curse?
William: I believe it started not long after he joined Crown.
Liam: Yeah, yeah. It was almost immediately after. Back then, I was always wondering how I could break the ice between us, so it made me really happy when you started calling me “our” cat.
William: You often disappeared without warning, then suddenly come wandering back. You were indeed exactly like a cat.
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From: @.6yyuppfgrbiqam6
Q: A question for both of you. You receive visitors from other countries all over the world, like Germany and France. Are you fluent in any other languages besides English?
William: French and Latin. I also read books and sheet music written in German, so I’d say I’m fairly proficient in that as well. What about you, Liam?
Liam: I don’t really speak it, but I’ve been studying Latin to read the original version of stage plays～
William: Our cat is a diligent student.
Liam: Ehehe.
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From: @.kudaka_sibyy
Q: To the cool, amazing, and sparkly Liam～! 💕 Could you give William, who I’m sure is sitting right next to you and smiling right now, a big surprise hug from me～!! (ˊ꒳ˋ)💕 (P.S. This is secretly a test to find out whether William is ticklish 🤫 ✨)
Liam: Biiigg huggg! And then… tickle tickle～! … Huh. Didn’t work at all.
William: They say you’re more likely to feel ticklish when someone you fancy touches you.
Liam: Wha—… does that you don’t like me…?
William: Of course not. I’m simply very good at controlling my reactions.
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From: R.N. What Am I Supposed To Write Here?
Q: I want to be friends with Mr. Sparkly Pink. I’m not sure if I should ask him to hang out with me. Any advice?
William: Sparkly Pink is right here.
Liam: Of course～! Let’s hang out! I’ve been wanting to be friends with you too.
William: The world can be so wholesome.
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William: We received a follow-up to that last question. It’s from R.N. I Love Money More Than Having Three Meals A Day. “Looks like my younger brother thought of a new R.N. It’s R.N. Thank You. Thanks for being friends with my brother”.
Liam: What a sweet older brother.
William: Although I think that R.N. was meant to be his reply.
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From: @.hizuki999
Q: Question for both of you. I absolutely love Liam’s nickname “Mr. Sparkly Pink”, I think it’s both cool and adorable. If you were to give Will and Harry similar nicknames ending with “～～ Red” and “～～ Mint”, what would they be? I want Liam to make one for Will, and Will for Harry. 🥹
Liam: “Selfish Red”, probably. Even when we’re already running late, he still suddenly turns around and goes all the way back to a shop we’ve already passed just to buy something.
William: For Harrison, “Worn-Out Mint”, perhaps? He’s always busy getting caught up in Crown’s antics.
Liam: “Popular Mint” too.
William: I’d call him “Good Guy Mint” too.
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From: @.tukituki3456
Q: Question for both! What do you think is your own “charm point”? Also, when you take a bath, which part of your body do you wash first?
William: I’d say I quite like the outer corners of my eyes when I smile. Since I’m always smiling, I think they seem softer than most people’s.
Liam: The little flaps at the ends of my hair! No matter how I try to flatten them, they’ll always spring back up. It’s kind of funny～
William: The body part I wash first would be my legs.
Liam: I start with my arms～ I’m surprised everyone starts differently.
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**From: R.N.
Q: My favourite senpai hasn’t cursed at me lately! What should I do for him to kick me?
William: Wouldn’t this be something the “senpai” in question should answer?
Liam: I agree! We’ll be waiting for you, “senpai”!
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Liam: Oh, it’s here! Ah, wait. It’s not from “senpai”, but from R.N. “Right Hand Man Who Wants To Make Senpai Happy”. It says, “I got an answer from Jude-senpai. “Gross”. That’s it. Does this make you happy?”
William: Some people have quite the peculiar worldview indeed.
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William: Here’s one from “R.N. Broker Who Got Cursed At By Senpai ♡”. “Since we’re here, can I get advice for my coworker’s problem? He destroyed his 29th closet and is currently on the run from boss. Where should he hide?”
Liam: I think he should just apologise…
William: How about the bushes in front of the palace?
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Liam: Oh, this must be that coworker from earlier. The message is from R.N. “Assassin On The Run”. “The hell you doing giving me away, you piece of shit! Why don’t YOU go get caught instead, sick masochistic bastard!?”
William: That’s some awfully foul language.
Liam: This might be the first time in my life those have ever come out of my mouth.
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Liam: This is a message from someone who left their R.N. blank. Huh? Maybe they forgot to fill it in. Uhhh, “I’ve captured him. Thank you for the tip-off”. They’re referring to that potty-mouthed assassin…?
William: So he really did hide in the bushes in front of the palace? Ahaha, as vulgar as he may sound, he’s surprisingly obedient.
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Liam: Oh, here’s one from R.N. “I Don’t Care”. “That creepy broker from Libra came bargin’ in. Tied him up and dumped him in front of yer headquarters, ya better come pick him up yerselves”. Looks like he really showed up uninvited～
William: Things certainly aren’t easy for R.N. Blank.
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William: We received a follow-up from R.N. Blank.
Liam: “We’ve picked him up. We’ll interrogate him on our end.” … is what it says!
William: He appears to be the type who enjoys being roughed up. Are you sure that’s a good idea?
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From: @.juujujujujuuu
Q: Congratulations on the announcement of your sequel! ㊗️ This question is for Liam! Of all the presents you’ve received from Jude, which one left the biggest impression on you? Also, please tell me what was that “favour” Jude asked of you at that time…!!
Liam: Surströmming was definitely a memorable one…
William: The day you opened it at the castle, the odor was quite impressionable indeed.
Liam: He had me accompany him to a business talk back then. Also… those “world’s worst pancakes” really stuck with me too.
William: Looks like our cat is brimming with curiosity today too.
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From: @.rebuildinguoza
Q: R.N. Dearest William. I want you to command my vacuum cleaner to “clean the room”. Would your ability work on a machine? If not, please command me to “clean the room until it’s spotless”.
William: My “commands” require the other party to have a consciousness in order for them to be effective, so I doubt they’d work on a machine. Unless your vacuum cleaner happens to have ears and a brain, of course. In that case, I shall command you instead. “Clean the room until it’s spotless.”
Liam: I’m rooting for you!
William: Let’s have tea together after you’re done.
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From: @.clemenshajun
Q: To my beloved Will, have you never caught a cold and ended up bedridden from walking in the rain?
William: I did catch colds occasionally when I was younger, and I’d be reprimanded for it. It hardly ever happens these days, though.
Liam: I’m surprised you had that phase too.
William: That so?
Liam: I've always imagined you to be the kind of kid who never caused trouble.
William: Who knows? Maybe you should ask Ethan about it the next time you see him.
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From: @.h_ux_xunt
Q: If you could spend a day with all of Crown and the little robin this summer, where would you want to go!?
William: How about visiting a lodge deep in the mountains? It seems like the perfect place for a cool, comfortable summer.
Liam: … A lodge? The kind of place where murder mysteries always happen…
William: It would be a fine chance to witness Detective Harrison’s skills firsthand.
Liam: Hang on. You’re not planning to cause the murder, right?
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From: @.midokumaa__
Q: A question for Liam. When it comes to your girlfriend’s clothes, do you prefer her to wear dresses or skirts? And for hairstyles, do you like long or short hair better? I’ll be so happy if I’m your ideal type, so I really want to know 🥹
William: Do you have a preference?
Liam: When it comes to skirts and dressss, I think I prefer them to be longer. I can’t help but get worried if they’re too short. I’d rather you only wear the short ones when you're with me～. I don’t really have a preference for hairstyles, I think you’re cutest when you do your hair in whatever way makes you happy!
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From @.shimoaya_flute
Q: I started practicing the flute again after seven years because I want to play a duet with Will, but there are so many music pieces I want to play that I can’t decide! Please give me a recommendation!
William: How about Mendelssohn’s Spring Song?
Liam: I’d love to hear a piano and flute duet!
William: If you’re going to practice, I recommend not doing it in the morning.
Liam: Why?
William: Make too much noise at dawn and a furious Jude will kick your door down.
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From: @.marie_anne1789
Q: This question is for Liam. I love you so much, and as your robin, I want to watch more of your stage performances. Of all the roles you’ve played so far, which one is your favourite?
Liam: Hamlet! I’ve played him before in the past, and now I’m going to play the role again on a bigger, more wonderful stage. I’m so excited!
William: The rest of us in Crown have been talking about going to see it together.
Liam: Then I’ve got to do my best to meet your expectations!
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From: @.ioy0pa
Q: Question for William and Liam 📨♡ What’s something about each other that you admire because you feel you don’t have it in you? 💭
William: I’d say it’s how naturally Liam adapts to the people around him. It's what makes everyone feel comfortable being around him.
Liam: Ahaha, thanks. For me, I admire how composed Will is. Even when he’s done something bad, he can still smile like nothing happened at all.
William: Let’s not encourage the good kids to try imitating that.
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William: Thank you all for your submissions!
Liam: That was so much fun～! I hope you all had as much fun as we did.
William: It seems there are a few more announcements coming your way, so stay tuned.
William: Well then…
Liam & William: That was… All Night Crown! Giving into the darkness of your wicked hearts!
Team snow white (+Kate) doodles - practicing with art styles, trying to find a simpler style so I can try my hand at a few mini comics. This ended up more detailed than I planned.
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𝜗𝜚 obtainable at level 3X of the event (i forgot) .ᐟ cw — mention of drugs, roofie attempt, misogynistic behavior.
——Noble's POV——
[BALLROOM - NIGHT]
I was the third son of a noble family, a devil-may-care playboy…or half of that at best.
My appearance was pretty normal, but my two older brothers had such good faces, I may as well have been a shadow.
Social standing wise, our family was on the better end. That said, things like succession were not of much importance.
Those noble ladies who only cared for looks and money wouldn't bother with someone like me.
And that was why I decided to use a weapon.
I would gift some liquor with a little drug mixed in, and I would let off steam when the noble ladies felt aroused.
With how shitty life was, I'd at least be excused of this much, wouldn't I.
(And so, tonight's target is this woman here.)
I had her drink a cocktail just a little bit ago with the drug mixed in, so the effects were probably getting to her little by little now.
Third son: Hey, you're Kate, aren't you? This party is getting rather boring, huh…what do you say we do something better together?
Kate: …And what is "something better"?
(Ohhh, she's so cute!)
(With how serious and earnest she looks, there's something pretty sexy about her.)
Third son: Say, haven't you felt in that mood for a while now?
Kate: That mood…?
Third son: Ahh, maybe you don't know? Don't you worry, I'll tell you every little thing about it. Come on over.
When I grabbed her wrist and pulled on it, the woman came along just like that, her step unsteady from the alcohol and drug.
[BLACK]
(All good, looks like tonight's going to be fun.)
[BEDROOM - NIGHT]
Kate: Aaahh! I'm being assaulted! Heeelp! ( ╹ -╹)
Third son: —Hey, you, quit shouting! Or wait, what's with that flat tone!?
When I brought her to a room, I didn't even have time to push her down when she suddenly started shouting.
(What's going on!? There's no way she can speak so clearly after intaking that drug…!)
Third son: Dammit— you, shut your mouth!
??? (Alfons): Now, now, could I trouble you not to touch her further? Not with such filthy hands.
Third son: Ahh—!?
Raven haired man: Unfortunately that lady over there hasn't drunk a drop of that drug, you see.
Third son: What!?
All of a sudden, a man with a face my brothers couldn't hold a candle to appeared before me.
As I was panicking, at some point Kate had slipped away to a place I couldn't reach.
Kate: We know about the evil things you've been doing using this here.
Third son: What do you mean "this"…ahh! My drug!
(Kate looks cute while proud like this too…wait, no!)
(W-who even is this guy anyway…!)
Kate: If you value your life, then surrender yourself, apologize to all the victims, with compensation!
Third son: Why should I care! They're the ones who let their guard down!
Third son: And besides, they all looked turned on! They did, to me! And you were trying to seduce me with that revealing dress too, weren't you!
Raven haired man: Well, I'll be, is that true, Kate? Quite the mean thing to do, having an affair.
Kate: N-no, I wasn't having an affair! Don't just trust whatever the criminal says!
Raven haired man: Is that so? Ahh, that said, if you feel unfulfilled in such a way then that would fall on my shoulders.
Kate: Ah— Alfons, what are you…we can't, in such a place…
(W-why are they making out right in front of me!?)
It would seem the woman I had my eye on was smitten by this man whose face said, "Yes, I am playing. So what?"
To hell with that bull! Just how unfair can this world get!!
Third son: Dammit…!
Though I bit my lip in frustration, I escaped in the midst of the situation— or, was about to.
Raven haired man: Whoops, my apologies.
Third son: Waahh!!?
I tripped over the man's ridiculously long foot that had extended out, causing me to take a glorious fall.
Raven haired man: Did you really think you could run away? Even though you tried to play with my adorable Kate?
With a forced smile plastered on his face and me on the floor, he stepped in between my legs.
Raven haired man: To think you can't feel any pleasure without relying on drugs, what an incredibly crude fellow you are, no?
As he stared pitifully in between my crotch, I felt blood boiling in my head.
Third son: H-how am I crude, huh! What can you say, those women also gasp and moan in pleasure too!
Third son: And what about you? You've got a pretty face and act all prim and proper, but you can't completely hide how lowly you are, can you?
Third son: Of course you'd be a sleazebag when you also deceive Kate on a whim and just play around—
[SCREEN FLASHES WHITE]
Before I could finish, my cheek got slapped with a clapping sound.
Kate: Alfons isn't someone who would hurt women just to fulfill his own desires. Unlike yourself.
Third son: Wha…!
(What, why…what's so different between this guy and me…!)
Tears of frustration wetted my eyes at having been slapped by a cute, sexy woman.
[SCREEN FLASHES WHITE]
Third son: Shit— you son of a bitch! Guagh—!?
As I spat out a barrage of insults out of desperation, this time a kick came plunging down.
Raven haired man: Calling her a "bitch" as you lacked anything better to say is going far, wouldn't you say?
Kate: That one just now looked quite painful.
Raven haired man: As it should be. And while we're at it, how about we bind him with a rope and drown him in the River Thames?
Kate: Of course not, we have to give him to the authorities! So we can get this person stripped of all their property and compensate the victims.
The two seemed to be polar opposites, and yet also perfectly in sync as they closed in from either side of me, leaving me pathetically backing away.
(T-these two…are bad news. They're definitely not normal!)
(I shouldn't have laid my hands on her…!)
Raven haired man: Hmm, well then…
Raven haired man: Well then, what say you to castrating this thing here, the cause of all evil?
Kate: That…might be good, actually.
Third son: S-STOOOP—!!
[WHITE]
—My consciousness cut off then.
And then I made a vow. That when I woke up, if my thing was still in tact, I would atone for all my sins—
——Kate's POV——
[RIVER THAMES - NIGHT]
Kate: He ended up fainting with his mouth foaming, huh.
Alfons: I reckon this world would be a better place had we actually castrated him though.
After we brought him over to the authorities, Alfons and I walked through the night city.
Then, suddenly, Alfons' gloved hand cupped mine.
Alfons: Your heroism truly knows no bounds, for you to slap him on my behalf.
Kate: That goes for you, too. I was happy you got mad on mine.
I intertwined my fingers with his, and Alfons gently returned the gesture.
The reason I hadn't felt any sense of danger tonight was because I trusted him.
If it was Alfons, he would never let any harm come my way.
(If I'm together with him, any situation can turn into a fun comedy.)
With a small tug on his hand, Alfons stopped in his tracks.
I straightened my posture before planting a kiss on his cheek.
Kate: I love you, Alfons.
Alfons: …Hehe.
Alfons: Let's head back quickly now.
Kate: Goodness, isn't this the time you should say, "I love you too"?
Alfons: Ahha! I know you know that's hardly within my character.
Alfons: So in place of whispering words of pure love— I'll do something that'll work much better than any medicine, okay?
With a more than happy smile, and a kiss from him…
[BLACK]
My pouting lips very soon formed into a smile as well.
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