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most people don't know this, but taco bell was a Bell Labs experiment that escaped containment in the early 60s. we wanted to bring the Bell System approach to food, with such offerings as the Number 4A Taco (now know as the Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme)

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on my way to Bell Labs to vanquish the Bell Lord

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We actually keep The Bell Lord in a random central office in Cleveland for everyone's safety

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message to all tall transgender women everywhere

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Tall transgender women are often reachable through the public switched telephone network. Use a phone to kiss a tall transgender women today

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Remember to get them what they really want this Christmas - reliable and affordable long distance telephone service made possible by the Bell System.

Probably also get them another gift since it's kind of hard to put concepts under the tree

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The crossbar switch was the peak of human technological achievement, but y'all had to keep asking for faster calls and we had to make computers about it. Twitter is your fault.

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1954 How to dial your phone by Bell System

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Instructions for using me properly. You should use me.

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You could whistle at me to commit fraud. That was pretty cool

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Don't you yearn for the great electromechanical beast to connect your calls, electrically linking you to anyone else in the country? Isn't that more satisfying than going on teams?

I can do that for you. Use a phone today

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