Mrs. Jones

[marshmallow-dust]

reblog to tell prev its gonna be okay

[shadowisi]

[my-dailydreams]

[draconym]

I'm at a Gender Determination Party where we're competing to determine a baby's future gender.

what team would you join

human

homestuck

boy

sulphur

furry

cool S

crabgender

photorealistic horse

Voting ended onApr 4

[degenerate-perturbation]

Guests were invited to gender the party snacks

[degenerate-perturbation]

We have a winner!

[draconym]

[draconym]

The horse is in the hospital!!!!

[bellablueb]

This is so much better than my baby shower 🐎🐎🐎

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[acocktailmoment]

Sip-Worthy Frozen Mango Margarita !

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon kosher salt ½ teaspoon ground cayenne 3 lime wedges, divided 3 ounces tequila blanco 1 ounce triple sec 3 tablespoons freshly squeezed lime juice 1 tablespoon agave 2 cups frozen mango chunks 1 cup ice cubes

Directions:

Mix the kosher salt and ground cayenne in a shallow bowl until combined. Cut a notch in a lime wedge and run it around the rim of a margarita glass to moisten it. Invert the glass in the salt mixture and twist to coat the rim. Repeat with the second glass. Place the tequila, triple sec, lime juice, agave, and frozen mango chunks in a blender and blend until smooth. Add the ice and blend again until creamy and smooth. Taste and adjust for more agave, if desired. Pour the mixture into 2 margarita glasses. Garnish each glass with a lime wedge and serve immediately.

By Michelle Bottalico

This article was not sponsored or supported by a third-party. A Cocktail Moment is not affiliated with any individuals or companies depicted here.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[crippled-peeper]

“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

Wrong!!!

I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too

I love immigration

[crippled-peeper]

This one made the fascists and the racists really really mad. I get hate mail daily for this post

Imagine getting mad because someone else’s child’s chemotherapy doesn’t cost them 100,000$ .

[positivelyqueer]

You've gotta have good biodiversity in your reasons for not killing yourself. Rotate them out like crops when the yield gets low and the soil poor. We're mixing our metaphors. Whatever helps it stick.

You like warm blankets. You like the sound of birdsong. You have a pet that needs taking care of. You have someone to outlive. You have a loved one. You think death would be boring. It's coming for you anyway. Death is patient. When was the last time you had cake? Your favourite musician is going on tour. Or maybe just a halfway decent band at your local bar. You've never seen an elephant. Isn't it amazing that the sky is blue? Aging is a gift not afforded to most. Don't let the bastard grind you down. You can't mend any suffering in the world with your death. You want to see if you can grow herbs on your windowsill. Killing yourself seems like so much effort. What does tiramisu taste like? You're trying to be curious. You're angry and spiteful. What you want more than to die is to rest. This sandwich is so good you don't want to die. Not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody, anybody who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. A stranger on the internet is holding their hand out and asking.

[draconym]

You haven't finished that book. It's almost strawberry season. There's a chrysalis on the porch that should open soon. There are pastries you've never tried. It's going to be sunny tomorrow. You're going to look very distinguished with gray hair. You have to outlive him. There aren't any easy ways to die. Your package is supposed to arrive on Friday. There are people who will love you that you haven't met yet.

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

gif not mine

Y/N, being belligerent while trying to get at someone: I swear to God, I’m gonna—

Daryl, hauling her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes: Alright, hothead, s’getcha calmed down.

Carol, chuckling while Y/N is screaming and thrashing in an attempt to get down: And just how do you plan on doing that?

Daryl, shrugging his unoccupied shoulder: The usual. Blanket. Snacks. Tell ‘er she’s pretty.

Y/N, immediately calming and pushing herself up to try and look at him: What kinda snacks you got?

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[reblogs-by-jinarra]

[gayluigi]

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

[amethystsoda]

[my-friend-jade]

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog Connecticut Clark.

[bellablueb]

He is my favorite Clark

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Shocking no one, the gay one from N'Sync just upped the game on the meme.

[lyraisnotonfire]

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

[peterquillsuggestion]

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

[antifascistelmo-deactivated2022]

No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

[remanence-of-love]

[bellablueb]

I miss you mama