Bella

                *WILL DRAW WITH REQUEST (also sometimes without)                                                                                                                                                                 I have no idea what to put here...so that's that.   

[lamignonette]

[joshpeck]

she’s helping

[verydarkgrey]

Allison: I don’t dress to impress. I dress to depress. I wanna look so good people hate themselves.

[wrongumbrellaacademy]

Reporter: We’re here with 58 year-old teenager, Five Hargreeves, who fended off an assassin earlier today. How did you do it, Five?

Five: Well, thank you for askin’. I used the Klaus Hargreeves method. When I saw the perp approachin’, I chewed up a tab of Alka-Seltzer I carry with me at all times. This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like I had rabies. Now I’ve thrown her off her rhythm. Then I reach into her jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke and I went, ‘Whoa! What the fuck is this?’ And she goes, ‘That’s not mine. I never seen that before.’ I go, ‘Boo-hoo, it’s in your jacket. You’re doing two to ten and your kids are going into Social Services.’ Now she's cryin’! Then I grab a telephone book and I beat ‘er on the torso with it. ‘Cause as any former Commision assassin will tell ya, a phone book doesn’t leave bruises.

Reporter: Well, that was 58 year-old teenager, Five Hargreeves, currently being sued for police brutality.

[aartveit-deactivated20130225]

So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

I’M GOING TO FUCKING ASPHYXIATE 

[memory-bees]

IT’S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

This would take five years in the US.

[hikeylowkey-deactivated20250518]

Or 15 in Maryland

[cognitiveninja]

17 in PG County because reasons…

[alternativeblkgal]

don’t get me started on Boston.

[bellaboolol]

Atlanta’s bridge got burned by a literal garbage fire...

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[buzzfeed]

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

[dire-dire]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

AAAAAAAH

[goddess-scarlette]

I AM SCREECHING

[candiikismet]

I AM DECEASED!

[the-bluespirit]

how am i not to love this roll.

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh

[vbdul]

Y they just flame him lmfao

[thagoodthings]

I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white ppl cook someone like this

[brokebackboys]

who knew white ppl had it in them

[putinsstepdad]

*feel good inc cackle*

[animepenguin2]

[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[pamisleyphd]

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

[ruinedchildhood]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[autismangstandambivalence-deact]

[themelanintreasury]

Killed it 🎵🎵🎵 IG: https://www.instagram.com/iamezinma/

[pale-manmi]

Oh shit she bodied it

[mirthavirgo]

[bootyunit]

[juelzsantanabandana]

When she say “I’m too thicc to handle”

[blkgrlmajic-deactivated20190402]

😂😂😂😂😂