Age Gaps For Life

If it’s Bellamione anything you’ll find it here. She/They. 23

[loislame84]

I’m not wrong.

[loislame84]

Narcissa: that’s it! No more talking about Hermione. Seriously, you’ve been on for three hours.

Bella: you told me to get it out of my system.

Narcissa: I didn’t realize how much you had in your system.

[loislame84]

Bella: there is no need to be afraid of me. I do not bite.

Hermione, pointing to the dagger hanging between Bella’s fingers: well yeah but do you stab?

Bella:…

Bella: I do not bite.

[loislame84]

Bella: *carrying all the groceries*

Hermione: *holds out hand to help*

Bella: *sighs and aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold the offered hand* fine.

Hermione: that’s not what I meant but I’ll take it.

[loislame84]

Bella: I prevented a murder today.

Hermione: that’s great, love. How did you do it?

Bella: I practiced that self control bullshit you are always raving about. Turns out it works.

[loislame84]

Bella: who hurt you?

Hermione: would you like a list?

Bella, pulls wand out: actually yes, names, first and last. I can figure out the rest.

[loislame84]

Bella: don’t worry, pet. I have a few knives up my sleeves.

Hermione: don’t you mean cards?

Bella, pulling knives out of her sleeves: no, I mean knives.

[loislame84]

Bella: *playing with the slinky someone gifted her daughter* some people are like slinkies.

Hermione: what?

Bella: not really good for all that much except to put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.

Andy: and you thought motherhood would make her soft.

Hermione: Bella, please don’t push anyone down the stairs today.

Bella: *smirks* too late, pet.

Hermione:…

Bella: we will see about tomorrow. *nudges slinky down the grand staircase*

[toujoursincorrect]

Narcissa: I bet it makes my mother happy to know that at least one of us kept the bloodline going. I’m sure she’s looking up and smiling.

Lucius: Up?

Narcissa: Oh, she’s in hell for sure.

[nctinmotion]

Source: This

[hustlingrube]

Bellatrix: What are your adjectives?

Hermione, confused: You mean my pronouns?

Bellatrix: No. I already know your pronouns. What are your adjectives?

Hermione: Um, I’m not sure. What are yours?

Bellatrix: NOISY AND CHAOTIC!

Hermione: Wow. I’ve never known something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.

[loislame84]

Bella: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life. Shit just happens and I’m like “oh this is what we’re doing now, okay.”

Hermione: I just asked you to pick up the kids from daycare.

Bella: exactly my point, pet.

[dimitrescutie]

This is a callout post

[sosoffete]

“HELLIE AND COLLIE” pt.4,  Entertainment Weekly Photoshoot | 2019’. 

[pt.1] [pt.2 ] [pt.3]

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nsfw！！！

Muggle au！

Bellatrix：Do you like this？

[bellamioneotp]

Hermione: What do you do in this family for fun?

Narcissa: House making

Andromeda: Painting

Bellatrix: You

Hermione, glaring:

Bellatrix: -tube

[incorrect-bellamione]

Hermione: Are you familiar with the laws of physics?

Bellatrix: I’ve broken them all, so yeah.