Marauders + Black Family incorrect qoutes

other characters may make occasional appearances

[toujoursincorrect]

btw this is a side blog so if i don’t follow you back it’s not personal it’s just physically impossible i still love all of you

[noblehouseofgay]

James: my mum is amazing at cooking

Sirius: my mum is in a cult

James: and my dad's really good at potions

Sirius: my dad's in a cult

James: my whole family is just good at so many things actually

Sirius: my whole family's in a cult

James, wasn't actually processing what Sirius said: wait what

[toujoursincorrect]

Tonks: I’m so addicted to TikTok. It’s becoming a problem.

Remus: You’re addicted to the sound a clock makes?

Sirius: I love that song. I miss Ke$ha.

Tonks:

Tonks: I need to make some friends my own age

[notyourchosenone]

Lily: Remus, you’re so responsible, how do you deal with those three?

Remus: flashback to him suggesting they steal a boat at 3am

Remus: Patience

[toujoursincorrect]

McGonagall: Professor Umbridge, please, I have never insulted your meagre intelligence. Do not insult mine.

[toujoursincorrect]

James: What colour are Moony’s eyes?

Sirius: They're hazel, with speckles of gold when the light hits them.

James: And when was the last time he smiled?

Sirius: This morning at 10:32 am.

James: Right...and when is my birthday?

Sirius: …

James: When's my birthday, Pads.

[toujoursincorrect]

Andromeda: Oh, and by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully to my husband, I’ll kill you.

Andromeda: Sorry, that sounded like a joke. I will actually kill you.

[too-close-to-the-sea]

my feed has been blessed

@toujoursincorrect @dear-ao3

[toujoursincorrect]

lmao perfect thank you for this

[toujoursincorrect]

Remus, to James: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

James, motioning to himself and Sirius: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

[toujoursincorrect]

Andromeda: You know, you can solve your problems without violence.

Bellatrix: Okay, but consider, I’m really, really good at violence.

Narcissa: She is. She really is.

Andromeda: Cissy, don’t hype her up.

[toujoursincorrect]

James: It wasn’t me!

Sirius: Or me!

Peter: Not me either!

Remus: I tried to stop them!

McGonagall: I literally saw you do it and all of you were giggling

[strawberrystepmom]

found a fun little personality test!

i am open tagging as always bc i wanna see everyone’s results!!!!!!

[sadiesinkobsessedsstuff]

@the-bogginses-are-gay @l4yl4xoxo @moonl1ghtbae3 @bylerfiles @bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @ode-to-berlermo @justwhenbluemeetsyellow @just-a-pot-of-frogs @hazyyspiderr @miwiromantics @love-byers @potofwill +anyone else who wants to do it<3

[muduus]

ty for the tag!!! this was fun to do <3

npt ── .✦

@star-41306 @justwhenbluemeetsyellow @hellinhawkins @shadowyyyidk @pansexualdisasterrr @miwiromantics @loserbaby66 @tupanaraul @eilissxx @busycryingoverthemarauders @the-bogginses-are-gay + anyone else !!

[the-bogginses-are-gay]

ty @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff & @bylerfiles for the tags <333

npt: @mistyjessart @stormy-days-27 @aramossy @reed-reed @asneakyobserver @bylerlipglances @thegreatmousebafoon @sarkylittlemonster @numenoria @iwanderbecauseimlost @onebillionblorbos @lorax-devito @thebitterbeanjuice @spocks-got-a-glock @scumbaganarchy + anyone else who wants to! <333

[xleomustdiex]

@mochifromthemoon @iiiidiotnathanieliii @nunyaluvya @genderlesgremlin @kikidabest @ask-ac3y-slad3

[iiiidiotnathanieliii]

ty for the tag @leoluvsbilkyjo and @kikidabest :D

we got the same one Leo lol

this does not feel accurate tho 😭

npt = @cococomiskry32 @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @pirulated @professional-gru @touch3d-by-ang3ls @thestupidestseagull @bunnyinakangolhat @nico-967 @zeroxthedumbassgaybastard @ziggy-stardust-is-in-love + anyone else :D

[if-arted69]

@mrflatfox @em-the-wizard-draws @prog-elitist

[prog-elitist]

aaaaaahhhhh

@hippiedippieblondie @aquatarkus96 @rileyisgoat @blackenedbleeding @peanutbuttaz @tarkusized

[rileyisgoat]

Yay!!!

@yourfavvvintj @yourlocalbadgerscales @nyxmahogany :3

[yourfavvvintj-deactivated202509]

omg same as you riley!!

@salmonsushi13 @ravensncrowsx @somemismatchedsocks @metyouattherighttime @yourlocalbadgerscales @raysofpoetry222 @reinafish @frenchfryturtle @equippedtolove @nyxmahogany @auntiejohn @haeerizm @shattered-glass-roses @atokirina-tsuki @girl-rudely-interrupted @simplyasthat25 @comehometomyheart @alley--rose @raeprise @journalingexpert @overwhelmedfernfrond @lyssieslife524 @billiebrina @ficitonalsimp09 @poe-the-failure @virtualcoffeemoon @rainenraspberries @preposterousray @jammahanna @marbledew @emioliravioli @allonsy-moony @garden-of-runar @urmumsfan @composer-of-chaos @cherryribbcns @gh0stwithaheart @hawthornewhore @sinisterpopsicle @rainystarssx @np-444 @wish-i-were-heather @jjsblueberry @theodditylacey @sparky4577 +open tags

[raysofpoetry222]

such a cute quiz and i feel like the result makes total sense <333

tags! : @intothepast9 @prophecyhaunted @florence-not-italy @foxes-n-frogs @50-shades-of-gay23

[intothepast9]

thanks for the tag haha

@lovely-lavender-sunshine @lookitsabooknook @goldfishinabottle @toastedmooshroom

[toastedmooshroom]

Well, it's mostly on-point

(No pressure <3) @constantlymusing @lastpigeonparty @knighthans @ghostscarface @salmadoesshitsometimes @ashylittlebookworm + open tag

[ashylittlebookworm]

Ty for the tag! <3

My tags + anyone who wants to do this:

@my-castles-crumbling @moonyswarmsweaters @managone16 @dazzlemebaby @simp-for-fiction @toorumlk @toastedmooshroom @toujoursincorrect

[toujoursincorrect]

ooh, that’s an interesting one!

i’ll “tag” anyone who wants to this is

[toujoursincorrect]

ICE CREAM DELIVERY!!! give ice cream to your favorite bloggers and help them stay cool this summer 🍦

aww thanks! ❤️

[aparalleliwouldlaymylifeon]

ִֶָ ☾. ִֶָ — tag game!!

let pinterest describe you to its best abilities and share how accurate you believe it is!! use the first picture that pops up!!

first search “aesthetic”, then “character”, and lastly “me”

thank you for the tags @dearmisshoney @riddlesrizzler 🖤

aesthetic ⋆ character ⋆ me

npt: @obsessedwithceleste @pizzaapeteer @godricgryffinsnore @draco-malfoys-lovergirl @redeemingvillains

[godricgryffinsnore]

Thank you for the tag, Leigh 💗💗💗

npt : @wintrsoul @solsticehymns @lovedrunkmess @agreeewrites @dismalflo @yasministration @ghostedgwen @potterheadlovespotter @prettydaisygirl @outromoonyy @g1rld1ary @laufeysvalentine @sunskisser @aetherraeys @foodiegoogie @1-800-tacomuncher @milesdrift @sarahwithanh5 @neverthatsirius-jo @tea-biscuits-books @i-heart-atj + anyone who wants to join <333

[lovedrunkmess]

whoaaaa

npt : @g0lden-sky , @allisluv , @anitaxl , @daisyjonesgf, @lilyrachelcassidy , @black-omega-04, @bored-green, @moonlightnatt, @milesdrift + obviously anyone else

[g0lden-sky]

thank you darling vega and @wintrsoul for the tags 💗

np tags: @mischievousmoony, @iamgonnagetyouback, @little-miss-dilf-lover, @kquil, @ready4themoshpit, @sunskisser and anyone else 🤍

[sunskisser]

thank you for the tag lovely sky, @godricgryffinsnore @mischievousmoony and @tea-biscuits-books <33

npt 🏷️: @neverthatsirius-jo @g1rld1ary @notyaslol @milunalupin @foodiegoogie

[notyaslol]

Thank you for the tag lovely girl! ⭐️

Npt: @thatdammchickennugget @iamgonnagetyouback @wzrd-wheezes @wintrsoul @wonderpig204 @dearnott @astracoreiiisblog

[astracoreiiisblog]

Thank you for the tag ✨️

Npt: @dreaming-irl-sleeping @queermoons @damsnackbar03 @pukfromwinter @nanumis @skelteroid

[queermoons-deactivated20260119]

thank u for the tag!!! why is this actually fitting😭😭

npt! @iamthedamndonutdrawcat @ka-pustka @your-favourite-yapper @cherrylusstuff @theonyxstate @cherrylusstuff

[cherrylusstuff]

ty for the tag hun🩷 (it really is pretty accurate lol)

npt: @ricochetyears @dutifullynervouscreation @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @nina-s0 @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @littlejumpingjoan

[dutifullynervouscreation]

Tysm for tag!! <3

@imdrrream @losver07 @twojwujo-stanislaw @moony-jameswife @enbysiriusblack @your-favourite-yapper @milkwithalittlebitofsadness /npt

[just-a-little-fan-of-everything]

Ty! :D

npt/ @moonandstarshangoutinbars @clodyghost @rain-bowxx @esli444 @whydousernamesevenexist

[rain-bowxx]

thanks !!! i couldn't decide which on for 'me' so there's two

npt: @lesbianfrankenfurter @doverr @managone16

[managone16]

thank you for the tag!! here are mine:

@tsukiko31 @deswhomst @ anyone who wants to?? i can't think of people T_T

[ashylittlebookworm]

I havent been tagged, but i always tag @managone16 so i figured to it might be alright to do this.

tagssss + plus anyone who wants to do it: @my-castles-crumbling

@dazzlemebaby @moonyswarmsweaters @simp-for-fiction @toorumlk @toastedmooshroom @toujoursincorrect

[toujoursincorrect]

thanks for the tag! 💗

uhh, i’ll tag @chocolate-cauldron-cakes @overheard-at-hogwarts @incorrecthoroscopes - no pressure though!

plus anyone who wants to do it 💗

[toujoursincorrect]

Walburga: So, what do you think?

Sirius: i wasn't listening but i strongly disagree

[toujoursincorrect]

Sirius: That’s brilliant! I love you.

Remus: What did you say?

Sirius: Nothing. I said “that’s brilliant”, and then I just stopped talking!

[toujoursincorrect]

Marlene: When life shuts a door, open it again

Marlene: It’s literally a door that’s just how they work