[emilyprentiss-fbi]

“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” 

– A.A. Milne

[hideunderthe-bed]

It's the last month of 2019 so I'm gonna say it: what the fuck was that

[thirtysomethingloser92]

Summary: All the times you and your married Unit Chief realized that you may have feelings for each other that run far beyond friendship.

Warnings: Angst, Normal Criminal Minds Stuff, Smut.

Chapters:

1) Sleeping When You Could.

2) You Have A Fear Of Flying.

3) Your Love Of The Unusual.

4) A Case Breaks Your Heart.

5) You Watch Him Face Down An Unsub.

6) He Gets Hurt.

7) You Disobey A Direct Order.

8) You Both Dance At Rossi's.

9) You Decide To Talk Over Scotch.

10) He Knocks At Your Door At 2am.

[camelot1967]

fake crime podcast. it’s a podcast with ideas for crimes no one has tried yet

[imaginary-numbers]

maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

[maisiewilliams]

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

[anxietyproblem]

[valtsv]

why does the chain by fleetwood mac go so hard there's no beat drop or anything just a guitar/bass instrumental and lyrics that absolutely fuck

[movingaccountsroze]

My part of a trade with @bbella11

I have been binging Criminal Minds during my recovery and you can bet this sweet bean didn’t fly under my radar lol

[bellamytriestowrite]

this is AMAZING!!!!!

[lmaonade]

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

[lmaonade]

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Reading Fic Pre-Posting: No typos whatsoever. Reads well. Flows beautifully. I have definitely found all possible spelling and grammar errors.

Reading Fic After Posting: A typo every three lines. Ten grammatical errors. Switches tense twice. POV changes for no discernible reason. Uses the word "look" five times in one sentence.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

me at any random moment

[pagetbewbster]

[lordeddardstark]

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

[promptdumpster]

Reader: “Oh my God! I can’t wait to see what happens next!”

Me, the author, who has been winging this plot since chapter one:

[graceklly]

Criminal Minds Characters as Random Pictures in My Camera Roll

Gideon

Hotch

Derek

Spencer

Elle

JJ

Penelope

Emily

Rossi

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.