Shipper Junk

I don't know how to get across how much I truly love Clarke Griffin. A lot of bellarke fanfics

[rocktheholygrail]

[garmonbozine-deactivated2021100]

Scrolling through an unfunny long post thinking that there better be a mean comment at the bottom of this

[2004montecarlo-ss-deactivated20]

[theperksofbeingareader]

I know exactly what this is about and I hate it

[unclefather]

*playing kingdom hearts* me: goofy FUCKING heal me I’m dying goofy: gawrsh! goofy: *heals Donald twice*

[unclefather]

sexual partner: who’s pussy is this?

me: *moaning* the governments

sexual partner: *stops* what?

me: yeah the white men in congress pretty much control what i do with it

[madeline-kahn]

Booksmart (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde Eighth Grade (2018) dir. Bo Burnham Lady Bird (2017) dir. Greta Gerwig The Edge of Seventeen (2016) dir. Kelly Fremon Craig

[zootycoon-archive]

i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Karl Marx

[maptitude1]

Average flag color by latitude

[insignificantstrawberry]

[vrson]

this looks like when the printer starts running out of ink

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[fullhalalalchemist]

here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..

[fullhalalalchemist]

you all ignored this so im bringing it back

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Yes. He could.

[trilllizard666]

yeah, he can turn into fucking dinosaurs so of course he can turn into near extinct animals. fuck kinda question is this?

[trilllizard666]

wait a minute.

WAI-

[sixpenceee]

A sign about corona virus

[sixpenceee]

Temple Bar in Dublin this day last year (2019) vs today (2020).

[the-sunflower-one]

Aww look this cutie

[agostinoarrivabene]

apotheosis of Persephone. 2017 oil on ancient wood .

[stilinskigif]

#Stiles being Stiles

[arandomthot]

Wine drunk truly hits differently

[wetookanoath]

Drunk SHANE MADEJ messaging RYAN BERGARA via his instastories on April 3, 2020.