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I got you, I...
yayyy
i know its been a while since it came out but im preeetty sure this is exactly how CATWS ended
(tip jar! // comms status)
back to the beginning
dan mora art appreciation post
Dick and Bruce hugs I've collected while reading some comics
They mean a lot to me
This isn't even including them in the golden age
people don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that bruce can sub in his kids as batman when he's too busy. like can you imagine it from the league's perspective? imagine you have this really mysterious, geniusly scary guy that you know next to nothing about, never cracks a smile and yet always comes out on top, and one day he shows up to a league meeting and there's just something... off. about him.
you can't pin it down because he's literally acting exactly the same as usual and there's no reason to think there's anything wrong, but maybe he shifted in his seat one to many times, or he looked just a tad bit too bored during green lantern's case review, but something's just... odd. so you quietly ask superman after the meeting if anything's up with the bat bcs you know those two are closer and also clark can hear heartbeats so if something's wrong surely he'll pick it up? and without hesitation he leans over to you and mumbles 'yeah batman was busy, that's his 17 yr old son. he's a crime lord and kills people sometimes though so we're not allowed to let him into the weapons department.' and then walks away like it's normal.
like the whiplash the league must go through every time they realise that no, this is not their fearless dark and brooding leader, this is in fact one of his dipshit kids being forced to sub in bcs the real batman broke an ankle, is incredible.
wonder woman: so that's my proposed plan, what are your thoughts batman?
batman: hn. i think that- *voice raising two octaves* oh shit hold on my phones buzzing
the league:
batman, answering the phone and immediately dropping the Bat Postureā¢: what do you mean- aw come on little wing that's not fair! but- no, NO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ALFRED I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU- IM SORRY OK I'LL BUY YOU MORE- *catches sight of the league watching him, baffled* *stiffens* ok listen i promise to replace them but i gotta go, please show me mercy iloveyoubye *hangs up*
the league:
batman:
batman: *coughs awkwardly*
superman: *sighs*
batman, to superman: ...red hood found out i ate his chocolate pretzels-
superman, shaking his head: just... just stop.
the flash: so this isn't batman either, is it?
wonder woman: if this one's also a criminal im losing my mind.
superman, tiredly: no no, this one isn't a criminal. this one's actually a cop.
batman: *sinks down in his seat* b's gonna kill me
green lantern, mystified: where does he keep GETTING you all from!?
'batman' dick, who made a pact with jason to Always Fuck With Bruce Whenever The Opportunity Arises: batman is a whore.
they think they've finally sussed out all 2 of batman's kids and then one day during a meeting 'batman' ends up on a 30 minute rant about different hacking methods this tech villain could be using that results in him half way through a sentence breaking off to say '-oh uncle clark could you pass me that pen- thanks, anyway so-' and then five minutes after that when the league have all been exchanging incredulous looks he finally freezes and is like. SHIT.
wonder woman: you're different from the other two, aren't you?
batman: maybe i am maybe i'm not, you can't prove it.
wonder woman:
green lantern: so like, are you new or have you just managed to avoid sub duty up until now?
superman, coughing: actually, this is this ones ninth occasion of replacing batman. you've just never realised before.
the league:
batman: yeah actually the other two are kinda mad i lasted longer than them...
the flash: how the fuck does he keep getting kids with the exact same build as him!??!?
'batman' tim, spent 20 minutes padding the suit out so he would look the part, still mad that bruce keeps palming WE work off on him: oh he forces us to take steroids for it.
the league, concerned:
superman, pinching the bridge of his nose: now come on red robin-
batman, fully tearing up and looking distraught: PLEASE uncle clark, it HURTS, you can't keep COVERING FOR HIM!
superman, frantically to the league: this one lies.
bonus
the league, squinting at batman:
the league: ...
superman: *head in his hands, too disappointed to do anything*
the league: *silently exchanging looks, wondering if anybody's brave enough to say anything*
duke as batman, fully aware this is fucking stupid but jason and tim fell on the floor laughing when dick came up with the idea and frankly, he wanted to see if anybody would have to guts to call him out: so, are we all ready to start the meeting?
Batman animation yayy šš
fanfiction is so beautiful because what do you mean i can read the same characters falling in love 92737389 times in different scenarios and not get tired of it.
āCharacters a and b need to go their separate ways at the end of a Disney sequel to show their growth and developmentā is so tired and dumb. I need Zootopia 2 to do the opposite. Make Judy and Nick so insanely dependent on each other that itās borderline unhealthy and it remains that way for the entire duration of the film. Have them get separated during a big chaos scene and make them go absolutely feral. Nick panicking like he did in the first movie, screaming and hurriedly looking everywhere for her. Judy becoming so stressed and anxious that she instinctively reaches for Nickās paw only to go crazy when she realizes heās not there.
Seriously disney give me codependent wildehopps and my life is yours
Our clerics Will the Wise and Holly the Heroic š and their paladin, I guess.
Mike āmy boyfriend is mad at me I hope I dieā Wheeler and Will āomg youāre so dramaticā Byers
Byler quote of the day:
Mike: It's Hawkins. It's not the same without you. And I feel like maybe I was worrying too much about El, and I don't know, maybe I feel like I lost you or something.
*A few episodes later.*
Will: These past few months, she's been so lost without you.
(So, as I was finding this quote, I already knew about the parallel, and I was going to write about how they mutually feel lost/weird without each other. Then, I realized this parallel has even more subtext than just that! (I put an exclamation point because it has literally blown my mind, possibly because I'm sleep-deprived and have been watching football for 4 hours.) Mike says he was worrying too much about El, and lost Will. Then, Will uses El to disguise himself, as he tells Mike his true feelings. Will thinks that Mike would rather hear El saying that stuff, but Mike says otherwise in his conversation with Will. Like, it's STRAIGHT UP in the dialogue that Mike feels like he lost Will because of worrying about El. It's in the dialogue that Mike would rather hear it from Will, that he values Will's opinion. He tells Will that he needs him to feel normal. He basically tells Will that he's his home. It really does need to be Mike to make the first move, because he's the one who knows what he really needs. Will is too blinded by self-hatred.)
(I cannot express how mind blown I am by this. Like, this might be my new biggest proof on why Byler is endgame.)
byler not being endgame would mean:
- an unsatisfactory ending for will byers
- the show reinforcing willās belief that he cannot fall in love because heās queer (a common belief among many queer people)
- his feelings being used to only benefit one of the many straight couples in the show
- the show going against itās message of āyouāre loved and valued for being different, embrace the differences, donāt conform to what society wantsā
- the biggest gut punch and āfuck youā to queer people watching
i can't believe mike and will's fights always go like this: will rightfully saying "so, mike, you've kind of been an awful friend lately and it'd be pretty cool if you stopped doing that" and then mike, in complete denial, "well, at least i'm not gay like you! i'm, in fact, the least gay person of all time ever! so much so that i know that we're friends, we're friends and never have i ever entertained the thought of being more than that! and i kiss my girlfriend on the mouth! and i care...for her so much!"
This has definitely been done before.