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[liminalgayhorror]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ currently writing I’m Straight! (you were not yesterday) . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

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[gingerpolyglot]

Some of the fandom has definitely uncritically decided "Shane has a high hockey IQ" and "Shane sees the ice differently from everyone" and "Shane isn't the most physical player but he's the smartest" and it's like for fuck's sake you might as well just say he's good at math and belongs in the chess club.

Some of the fandom has also definitely uncritically decided "Ilya is the more physical player" and "Ilya is an explosive skater" and "Ilya is always getting into fights/has an aggressive play style" (he's not, he's a ragebaiter not a fighter) and at that point you could just as easily call him a big Russian brute.

My kingdom for a little reflection on the biases people are bringing to these characters' play styles, especially given how relatively little canon information we have to work with on their actual technical abilities on the ice.

[liminalgayhorror]

nobody show shane hollander the hit horror movie leviticus he’s not ready for that shit

[probablily]

not worth the risk

1.6k, E, Shane/Ilya, D/s, Intercrural Sex, Breeding Kink (in a way)

Ilya clicks his tongue, a disappointed sound. "Sorry. I cannot fuck you. We have no condoms." Shane blinks. They haven't used condoms in years. Ilya closes the drawer. "I don't—" Shane squints at him. "Huh?" "We have no condoms," Ilya repeats, slowly, as if Shane's stupid for not understanding. He rolls off of Shane, tugs Shane until he rolls onto his side to face him. "If I fuck you, then you could get pregnant." ——— Ilya doesn't want to get Shane pregnant, so he fucks his thighs instead.

READ ON AO3

gifted to @pregnanthudsonwilliams and inspired by this post by both them and @hollzy-baby!!!

[nus4yy]

‘This is the kid with the highest hockey IQ’

[myshangel]

we need more shane hollander gangbang. WITHOUT HAYDEN PIKE

[myshangel]

we need more shane hollander gangbang. WITHOUT HAYDEN PIKE

[probablily]

anyways. my final thoughts on the ai thing is that if you've used ai for fanfic writing, you can just stop. if youre genuinely just someone who's using it as a tool bc youve gotten used to it, its not too late to stop. I guarantee you that your writing will be better and all AI is teaching you is now how to write like AI. u need to learn how to write like u. and if you look, you Can find people in fandom to help you. theres someone who can help you proofread your fic, or tinker with your sentences. someone to help you with code. someone to help u find the answers to all your hockey questions. and itll be more fun this way

[ravenwordsx]

“i'm a boy” “i'm a girl” ok well i'm a car speeding down the boulevard without a brake?? and i'm a heart made of wax and i'm melting in the sun??? and i'm a thread on your shirt that is coming undone???? have u ever considered that?!???

[cowboyspones]

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[t4timekeeper]

both very funny and awfully frustrating that people will be like “just because this character is aromantic doesn’t mean they can’t be romance-favourable / in a romantic relationship 🥺” and then the character in question is canonically like “i hate romance so much it’s unreal”

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[hannrum]

[needyilyarights]

Shane Hollander thinks he could win Survivor but he wouldn’t last three days

[needyilyarights]

Ilya could get to final tribal council but you could never get his ass on that show he’d rather do literally anything else

[needyilyarights]

Shane would have a target on his back after the first challenge bc he’s too competitive and dominant. He would play team captain and everyone would turn on him immediately, not because he’s a bad leader but actually because he’s a good one. He can’t lie for shit. He’s too earnest. He can’t read a room to save his life. It would be a sensory nightmare and he can’t stick to his diet.

Plus we have no canonical evidence he can swim

[needyilyarights]

Ilya’s charisma, athleticism, and his high insight modifier would carry him easily. He also has years of struggling that I think would give him a high distress tolerance. He would also flirt with Jeff which would help him get rice in negotiations. His millionaire status would hurt him but his tragic backstory would help.

And he can swim.

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[liminalgayhorror]

I’m so heterophobic I’m so heterophobic i hate straights so fucking much

[creatingblackcharacters]

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

[creatingblackcharacters]

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

"making them afraid will make them more racist" that's wild to me, because we live in a whole culture of social consequences for antiracism anyway. It is literally safer to be a racist than it is to speak up against it, socially.

Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".