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Free Palestine • he/xe/it • 20 • bigender • gay boykisser

[liminalgayhorror]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ currently writing I’m Straight! (you were not yesterday) . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

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my edits

my ao3

[nus4yy]

‘This is the kid with the highest hockey IQ’

[myshangel]

we need more shane hollander gangbang. WITHOUT HAYDEN PIKE

[myshangel]

we need more shane hollander gangbang. WITHOUT HAYDEN PIKE

[probablily]

anyways. my final thoughts on the ai thing is that if you've used ai for fanfic writing, you can just stop. if youre genuinely just someone who's using it as a tool bc youve gotten used to it, its not too late to stop. I guarantee you that your writing will be better and all AI is teaching you is now how to write like AI. u need to learn how to write like u. and if you look, you Can find people in fandom to help you. theres someone who can help you proofread your fic, or tinker with your sentences. someone to help you with code. someone to help u find the answers to all your hockey questions. and itll be more fun this way

[ravenwordsx]

“i'm a boy” “i'm a girl” ok well i'm a car speeding down the boulevard without a brake?? and i'm a heart made of wax and i'm melting in the sun??? and i'm a thread on your shirt that is coming undone???? have u ever considered that?!???

[cowboyspones]

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[t4timekeeper]

both very funny and awfully frustrating that people will be like “just because this character is aromantic doesn’t mean they can’t be romance-favourable / in a romantic relationship 🥺” and then the character in question is canonically like “i hate romance so much it’s unreal”

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[hannrum]

[needyilyarights]

Shane Hollander thinks he could win Survivor but he wouldn’t last three days

[needyilyarights]

Ilya could get to final tribal council but you could never get his ass on that show he’d rather do literally anything else

[needyilyarights]

Shane would have a target on his back after the first challenge bc he’s too competitive and dominant. He would play team captain and everyone would turn on him immediately, not because he’s a bad leader but actually because he’s a good one. He can’t lie for shit. He’s too earnest. He can’t read a room to save his life. It would be a sensory nightmare and he can’t stick to his diet.

Plus we have no canonical evidence he can swim

[needyilyarights]

Ilya’s charisma, athleticism, and his high insight modifier would carry him easily. He also has years of struggling that I think would give him a high distress tolerance. He would also flirt with Jeff which would help him get rice in negotiations. His millionaire status would hurt him but his tragic backstory would help.

And he can swim.

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[liminalgayhorror]

I’m so heterophobic I’m so heterophobic i hate straights so fucking much

[creatingblackcharacters]

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

[creatingblackcharacters]

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

"making them afraid will make them more racist" that's wild to me, because we live in a whole culture of social consequences for antiracism anyway. It is literally safer to be a racist than it is to speak up against it, socially.

Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[liminalgayhorror]

also i fucking hate when i describe something about myself that societally is an insult but #ToMe is a great compliment and someone else is like “what?? no!! you’re not that, you’re great”

I’m so loserly and lame!! I am a nerd and a slut!! I am annoying as hell!! These are all me complimenting myself stfu

[liminalgayhorror]

my new nerd glasses make me look like a slutty dad &/or peter parker this is a great day for me