❝ Nᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴡɪʟʟ I ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇ
ᴏғ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴs ᴅɪᴄᴛᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴄɪsɪᴏɴs. ❞
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❝ Nᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴡɪʟʟ I ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇ
ᴏғ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴs ᴅɪᴄᴛᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴄɪsɪᴏɴs. ❞
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♆ ⊗ headcanon meme
from here / not accepting@vivalarevolutionassassin sent ♆ for something my muse hates and ⊗ for a phobia headcanon
Maya can’t stand background noise. She doesn’t hate it to an extent of misophonia, but it merely irritates her when she can’t concentrate due to background noise that can get distracting. She also hates feet. She just has a thing about the body part that makes her cringe whenever she is touched by bare feet, or sees one too many. She’s weird, I know. A phobia Maya has would be philophobia. This is due to some traumatic events she’d suffered earlier in life, and she developed the fear of commitment (intimate relationship) with others and tends to push them back.
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@tophatandbrassknuckles sent ✿ for a happy memory.
It’s somewhat difficult to think of a happy memory that Maya would look back upon with nostalgia, or fondness. Her life has been one of conflict and chaos. But, if I were to choose one for her, I’d have to say it was the night she met her best friend. The two met in a bar by chance, not realizing off the bat that they’d been raised within the same organization they both belonged to. Maya laughs whenever she thinks of that night, how she thought of her friend as someone who took bigger risks than she did, never followed rules, and how she felt that without her own expertise to guide, her friend would end up dead. Maya was wrong and also underestimated her friend. Instead, they ended up in a bar fight; not against each other, but with each other. Maya still thinks about the chaotic scene that night, and how that clusterfuck of a fight should have given her an idea of how wild her friendship with this other individual would be. Maya will always be glad she was there that night. She believes that she may not have met her best friend, or their relationship would have been incredibly different than what it is now.
brooklyn nine-nine inspired sentence meme
“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”
“You can’t handle the me!”
“Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.”
“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.”
“Yay, enemies for life!”
“It’s the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.”
“Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.’”
“He is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!”
“I cannot believe that I’m considering a non-violent option.”
“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”
“Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.”
“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”
“My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.”
“I am flummoxed! That’s a word I learned for this party, and I am it!”
“No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.”
“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.”
“The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.”
“Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.”
“What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?”
“Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!”
“Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.”
“Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?”
“Hey, you like spaghetti? And weed?”
“I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!”
“That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”
“Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.”
“Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself.”
“Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!”
“Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re: her sex tape.”
“Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!”
“The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.”
“But seriously, what’s your favourite Jay-Z song?”
“Shhhhh…turn off your mouth siren…”
“You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.”
Send Me a symbol for how you feel
❊ I want to roleplay with you
✸ I want to plot with you
✤ I want to ship with you
✥ I have roleplayed with you and it was great
❦ I sort of secretly ship a thing with your muse(s)
✷ I wish our characters was friends
✢ I like your characters
✱ I don’t like your characters
✣ I like the way you express your muse(s)
✫ I don’t like the way you express your muse(s)
☬ I feel like your characters are underdeveloped
❂ I don’t agree on all your headcanons
✡ I agree on all your headcanons
❋ Your blog is one of my favs
✦ I like seeing you on my dash
✵ I don’t follow you for roleplay
✧ I wish you would notice me
✩ You intimidate me
✪ You seem like a cool person
✺ You’re hard to approach
✻ I wish you weren’t so shy
❄ I look up to you
❆ I love your art
❇ I love the way you write
* I want to learn to know you
# I’m too shy to approach to you
☓ We should talk!
♥ *Your choice what to write*
Send ❂ for a like headcanon.
Send ✄ for a favorite movie of my muse’s.
Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions.
Send ✿ for a happy memory.
Send ♡ for a friendship headcanon.
Send ♬ for a childhood headcanon.
Send ☼ for a dream headcanon.
Send ♧ for a cooking headcanon.
Send ❧ for a food headcanon.
Send ★ for a talent headcanon.
Send ❀ for a crush my muse has had.
Send △ for a sex headcanon.
Send ➷ for a sports headcanon.
Send ♤ for a ‘dislike’ headcanon.
Send ♆ for something my muse hates.
Send ⊗ for a phobia headcanon.
Send ☾ for a sleep headcanon.
Send ✜ for a fear headcanon.
Send ☠ for a death headcanon.
Send ◊ for a headcanon of the mun’s choice.
❝ Nᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴡɪʟʟ I ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇ
ᴏғ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴs ᴅɪᴄᴛᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴄɪsɪᴏɴs. ❞
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❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞
She glanced at her side, giving him a small smile before turning back to her mug. Maya signaled the bar tender for another, and took a swig of her drink, “You’re more than welcome to join me. I don’t know what the owner calls it, but it’s definitely doing its job,” she slid the new mug over to him, “What brings you here?”
🗞 //lmao you reblog this and i couldn't resist!
The sudden *pop* onto her head pulled her out of a daze; but it was now a wonder of who in the hell was brave enough to slap her over the head with a rolled up newspaper. Her hand instinctively went to the spot, and she looked up with an annoyed frown. “The hell,” she muttered, staring at Mia. “I wasn’t that far gone,” Maya searched around for something, and grabbed her pillow, throwing it at her friend, “You’re lucky, you little shit.” She finished with a light giggle.
Too Shy To Reach Out?
Send A Symbol To Explain Why We’re Not RPing Yet
♔- I can’t think of a plot for us and I want to figure that out first! ☃ - I’m not sure how our characters would meet. ☁- I’m worried you only RP with a certain group of people. ♛ - I wrote you a starter and you haven’t replied yet… ★ - I’m intimidated by how much you write ☂ - I’m intimdated by how often you post ☾ - I don’t know how to approach you ☄ - I’m super anxious about EVERYTHING ☀ - I keep hoping you’ll message me first…
Send 🗞 to hit my muse with a rolled up magazine
Anonymous asked: “Make my muse chose between two people. ANY TWO PEOPLE.”
Connor or Mia?
I’m sorry; but @wildhearted; there’s no way that someone or anything could break the bond between Maya and Mia. I mean, sure, within her “original world”, in the original medium I’d used Maya for, she has “Connor”, however, this is a medium (RP), that she would need to choose between the two; and Mia has been there for her through thick and thin.
❝ Go call a priest, all meek and mild And tell him, “Mary is no more a child. ❞
@wildhearted sent 🍷 for an aesthetic of our muses Extra: Totally fits the shit outta these two
◆ —— SHAMELESS (US) QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.
PART. 2 [TRIGGER WARNINGS AHEAD]
When did you start to care?
I’ve dreamt about your death; put money in a collection box and prayed for it; blew out my birthday candles, wished for it. If it actually ever happened, I’m not sure I’d feel relief or guilt.
What if I don’t want to change?
Don’t what?
You’re a fucking pussy.
You look like a baby rabbit when you sleep.
You’re getting careless. Don’t.
I just assumed we’d eventually decide how to move together like normal couples do.
But there never was a ‘we’.
People fuck up, that’s life.
Family is supposed to be forever. They’re supposed to take care of you, regardless of what you do.
Please don’t be the guy that lies.
I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. No need for any more character.
I need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical and my money’s been on you.
Anyone who’s been married knows that sex is downhill from there.
Big toe is throbbing like blueballs that no blowjob can ever fix.
She’s a skanky, manipulative bitch and you should unfriend her.
The porn at my desk isn’t really porn. It was pictures of penises, but it was from a circumsision website.
I’ve seen crazy and I’ve seen bad for kids. You aren’t either of those things.
Don’t forget to check for hair behind the grill.
I realize you’ve had sketchy parental role models, but can we agree that offing people is not cool?
That turned me off, periscope down.
I want normal people problems.
When you tried to get me to be intimate with three of your friends, it made me feel sad.
So, thanks to me, you’ve been pistol whipped and shot in the ass.
Alcohol is a gift.
All I’m gonna be thinking about when you choke me out is how much I love you.
If I had a dime for every time I’ve heard you say that, I’d have one dime.
I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just genetic.
I know you think you’re helping, but as someone who has been in and out of the system care my entire life, I can tell you it’s a nightmare.
I wasn’t sure I’d see you again.
Nobody fucks with the [insert last name]
You buried a body and you stole from the federal government. You will never get out of prison.
We could always adopt.
Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.
The whole ‘my dad is gay for your brother’ thing has thrown me outta loop.
Giving or receiving?
Doing things you don’t wanna do is how you make a relationship work.
I know school was never your thing, but you’ve never been dumb.
Asking him to pick me over them is asking me to change the thing I love most about him.
She is a crazy bitch and not crazy bitch like you’re a crazy bitch.
She once tried to beat me to death with a frozen fish because I asked for more broccoli.
Kick ass, take names.. and don’t blow anyone.
When you’re poor, the only way to make money is to scam it or steal it.
You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word, than a kind word alone.
If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will.
My baby was stolen by my mom and her developmentally delayed boyfriend.
He’s not my boyfriend.
It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there.
I’m not going to let you throw him out like used Kleenex.
She’s fragile.
She’s broken.
I don’t wanna be me anymore.
An accident? Where his penis just slipped into your vagina?
You gotta get me out of this car, I’m getting too horned up.
I’m sorry, but now I gotta go pick up my wife’s boyfriend.
Sometimes it’s not worth holding out. Life’s too short, why not just give in?
Why would anyone go to the zoo sober?
I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep.
Your mother was a real cunt.
Circle doesn’t start with an S? What the fuck?
Sometimes when I see the word hospice on the street, I pronounce it ho-spice.
You’re lucky your moms dead.
I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things and all 50 were when I was drunk.
My testicles have never been my ally.
Go fuck yourself.
Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended.
I’m sick of living in your shadow.
I never thought I’d say this, but you were right.
She said she had some personal business. I change her diaper, what’s more personal than that?
How can you be so cold about this?
Just for the record, a lot of great men have been well-lubricated.
I’m not the reason your life is a piece of crap.
Your coochie smells like brimestone and Sulfur.
One of my unspoken rules is you don’t fuck someone else when we’re on a date.
You married a drug lord’s daughter to hang on to your ear?
I don’t take bribes.
Honey, you’re an alcoholic.
Where can I get knives and blunts?
You can’t control what goes on in the world. You can just choose to be a part of it everyday.
Where I come from, it’s an honour to share your man.
I’m gonna beat your ass like a pinata until candy falls out!
You don’t love me.
You’re kinda growing on me.
Dead people poop themselves.
Where’s the money?
It doesn’t make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one.
I’ll keep that in mind when I’m feeding my family dog food this winter.
I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal!
Look at me. I can’t go to jail, I might as well wear heels.
I’m gay.
You just made my boy parts get bigger.
Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore.
Eat my ass!
Wanna see me make a mangina?
You fucked my brother.
Whores don’t get cars.
I wouldn’t exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.
You wish you had a dick as big as mine!
Are you gonna put those in my ass?
If you do this for me, I will dress up any way you want. No safety word.
I was raised by a pack of wolves.
I certainly hope you’re not pooping in there. It’s a closet.
Can I get you something? Milk? Soda? A joint? It’s medicinal.
Like you in the sack, make it quick.
Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I’d say it to the gay bartender?
No. No way. I can’t handle anything in my ass without alcohol.
The beard gets me laid.
I haven’t had a drink for two days. Well, granted, I was unconscious.
You’re hot, but it’s been a while since I’ve been with a dude.
He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.
He may look like he’s in a boy band, but he’s got a point.
Let’s be honest, she’s my last chance at happiness, and that’s more important than video games and masturbation, right?
I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.
I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you.
Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.
Brush your teeth, I wanna play.
Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?
Oh, don’t mind me. I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.
Well, if you need me, I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.
☢: How many active muses do you have?
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I would like to say I have *three*, (Maya, and the Ryder twins), but I haven’t logged into my Ryder Twins blog in about as long as my Maya. I really want to continue with them so bad. But the Mass Effect fandom is just about as thin as the AC fandom. I may go back to their blog and try to bring them back out again...