[leighalanna]

[notlostonanadventure]

Every month is knife month if you’re not a lil bitch

[cungadero]

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[willow]

i understand that vine is dead but that doesn’t mean you have to make your videos longer than 6 seconds

[ryanhatesthis]

[basedheisenberg]

Real recognizes real.

[e28405919-deactivated20151211]

getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

no, it’s wasps

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[theheatofthesouth-deactivated20]

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

[cardcaptorr]

this post keeps me going

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[thebootydiaries]

always wanted to be one of those girls who carry little bottles of lotion w them, just reached in my bag and found a mustard packet

[saddest-cat-hours]

[statecide-deactivated20170317]

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[thursdaytgirl]

The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that