KIRYU CHAN!

awarded Time Magazine's most annoying gooner fag x3 https://lahiah.straw.page

[lahiah]

hi im lahiah read all about me here

1218918 <- tag for all my original posts or comments

1215225 <- aesthetic tag

[pseudomantis]

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[3000s]

brunette with orange hair

[segamascott]

well there's not one

[phaeton-flier]

Squidward's whole deal is that he was a scion of Old Money who got really into Marxism in college and decided he couldn't live with himself as a beneficiary of the Bourgeoisie. He cut ties with his parents and went to live as a proletariat for a few years to better his music.

Of course, what was supposed to be a short term service industry job before he lived for his art has bloomed into just being his life, and life as a poor artist is never as romantic as one imagines. While the cost of living of Bikini Bottom is low enough that even a frycook can be a homeowner, it's not quite so low that he can afford the luxuries he was used to growing up.

His view of the Working Class as the downtrodden masses were rather tattered by years of living between SpongeBob and Patrick, who were not so much temporarily oppressed intellectuals as they were, well, SpongeBob and Patrick.

Still, through thick and thin he's never gone back on his decision to leave the money behind. The great irony is that he is ignorant of his greatest achievement—his superiority to Squilliam isn't turning a bunch of randos into a functioning Marching Band or turning a burger joint into a fine dining establishment, it's having the strength of character to look at all the advantages Squilliam had and choose to leave it behind.

He will never be a master Clarinet player, but he will always have that

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[lahiah]

finally finished my PEAK ball run reread. it took 15 days. next is jojolion

[toriaelise]

i’m a pervert but a sweet one

[animentality]

[messygoku]

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

[veggieblt]

A BREAKTHROUGH FOR SCIENCE

[shadsasaur]

looks like a lot of people in the notes are unfamiliar with the old sonic colouring book edits!

[palestinian-fundraising]

As pride month begins, let us not forget our Palestinian brothers and sisters.

[heartattackinblackdye]

i try to be a teenage dirtbag but socializing scares me and i don’t like getting in trouble and i give a lot of fucks

[lahiah]

where is the dinopants team up arc omfg we're already at D4Cs first attack n diego n hot pants havent even appeared in the same panel yet 😭

[lahiah]

funny valentine trying to aurafarm but what he doesnt realize is that republican pussy is no match for british dinosaur cunt.....

[lahiah]

fierce...

[lahiah]

funny valentine trying to aurafarm but what he doesnt realize is that republican pussy is no match for british dinosaur cunt.....

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it